If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Deleted member 1306910]

See if she had change for $100

 

[Mattentive]

Prozac

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Spiked cock sleeve and no lube

Oh sorry, this answer was supposed to be 'an Asshole'.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Make change for his $100. Please don't ask about all the glitter on the $1s

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ask about the glitter on the $1s.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Ask about the glitter on the $1s.

Pat his bottom as I walked past him.

 

[Taegul]

Shine a flashlight in his eyes, scream like a ten-year old girl, and run like Usain Bolt. I like causing confusion.

 

[ashesatwork]

Hand him a slice of pizza and skip to my lou

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hand him a slice of pizza and skip to my lou

walk her to safety.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Hug him, of course.

 

[RachelWalsh]

Hug him, of course.

Gives a sly little smile

 

[Taegul]

I'd sell him my autograph for $100. Hey, still cheaper than a dozen eggs, right?

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I would glue a remotely operated squeaky chicken on his back, completely out of reach for him to remove.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I would glue a remotely operated squeaky chicken on his back, completely out of reach for him to remove.

Brush her hair and sing her a song. Then we'd go viking together.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Brush her hair and sing her a song. Then we'd go viking together.

grope her after all it dark and she cannot identify me to the police

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Deprived_in_AZ in a dark alley, I would bring out the glitter cannon to blast out the creepers bothering her.

 

[Taegul]

I'd start hanging disco balls from the lampposts to go with her glitter cannon. Might as well make a party out of it.

 

[Coyote100]

I'd start hanging disco balls from the lampposts to go with her glitter cannon. Might as well make a party out of iT.

Make an offer to trade joke books.

 

[Series 6]

Make an offer to trade joke books.

I'd break into a stirring rendition of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "True Men Don't Kill Coyotes" before sprinting to safety.

 

[seetheartinme]

Say I liked his beskar and then keep walking.

May I escort you home?... Or maybe to my home?

 

[hotcpu]

May I escort you home?... Or maybe to my home?

Mmmmm ... We'll decide what's for Breakfast later ...

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met the user above in a dark alley, it would prompt me to turn around and search for another dark alley.

 

[positiveflirt]

If I met the user above in a dark alley, it would prompt me to turn around and search for another dark alley.

If I met @_valkyrie_ in a dark alley, I'd ask if they knew a better, lighter alley in the area, because while I'm a huge alley enthusiast, all this darkness-lurking is bad for my image

 

[RideFl71]

If I met @_valkyrie_ in a dark alley, I'd ask if they knew a better, lighter alley in the area, because while I'm a huge alley enthusiast, all this darkness-lurking is bad for my image

I'd stay positive... Lol

 

[Raven92]

I'd stay positive... Lol

Ask him where's the party?