Mei5ter
You Have Been Warned
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Just be thankful there's no B - A - A...he finished, sheepishly.Well has to be since there's no M - O - M on the DM/lb threads.
God I hope I made that up.
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Just be thankful there's no B - A - A...he finished, sheepishly.Well has to be since there's no M - O - M on the DM/lb threads.
God I hope I made that up.
@AmberLGreen is going to ruin her panties when she reads thatJust be thankful there's no B - A - A...he finished, sheepishly.
The air was damp enough to cause the frizz. Now I just need to put my wellies on and throw that sheepskin rug on my back@AmberLGreen is going to ruin her panties when she reads that
Oh look, I have sandwiched youJust curious...is someone gonna make a sandwich soon? I'm starvin!
I'm confused...am I an A or a B or Z...always the last to the party?Oh look, I have sandwiched you![]()
Perrrfect!Reubens for St Patrick's Day!
Have you already decided what you are wearing/not wearing?I can't wait to see your sexy green lingerie!
Well yeah...gotta have a matching set!Just these glittery green pasties.
Oh and an apron while I'm cooking, of course.
And since when was that a controversial opinion??oh man, now I want corned beef and cabbage![]()
@AmberLGreen: last time I saw green pasties was a condemned Ginsters offering at Tibshelf Services...Just these glittery green pasties.
Custard creams - prince of biscuitsMost controversial opinion
Leaving any form of politics or sports aside it must be that bourbon biscuits are better with a white cream filling
I’ll be bologna!Whenever I see a Litster use the word sandwich I automatically think either lunch or a threesome so I instantly find them to be 87% more attractive!
You can sometimes get them on offer at Greggs too@AmberLGreen: last time I saw green pasties was a condemned Ginsters offering at Tibshelf Services...
Sorry, my bologna has a first name, it's O-s-c-a-r!I’ll be bologna!![]()
Fuck. I love it when you talk dirty.You can sometimes get them on offer at Greggs too![]()
So to clear things up here....the green pasties to be worn are edible???You can sometimes get them on offer at Greggs too![]()
*whispers “ram that yum yum in my gob while you enjoy your steak bake”Fuck. I love it when you talk dirty.
So to clear things up here....the green pasties to be worn are edible???
Oh there is a method to my lunching madness when you think of what my be revealed!Always thinking about lunch![]()
Moist towelette. Fuck. I haven't been so turned on since I was offered two fingers of kitkat for £8.95 on RyanAir.*whispers “ram that yum yum in my gob while you enjoy your steak bake”
Tissue?
Want to slip it between my buns?Oh there is a method to my lunching madness when you think of what my be revealed!![]()
Moist towelette. Fuck. I haven't been so turned on since I was offered two fingers of kitkat for £8.95 on RyanAir.
You've been reading my to do list again haven't you!