What’s your most controversial opinion?

[FranklyFrank]

Just curious...is someone gonna make a sandwich soon? I'm starvin!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Just curious...is someone gonna make a sandwich soon? I'm starvin!

Oh look, I have sandwiched you

 

[FranklyFrank]

Oh look, I have sandwiched you

I'm confused...am I an A or a B or Z...always the last to the party?

I mean really, who's on first?

 

[FranklyFrank]

Reubens for St Patrick's Day!

Perrrfect!

 

[FranklyFrank]

I can't wait to see your sexy green lingerie!

Have you already decided what you are wearing/not wearing?

 

[FranklyFrank]

Just these glittery green pasties.

Oh and an apron while I'm cooking, of course.

Well yeah...gotta have a matching set!

 

[Mei5ter]

oh man, now I want corned beef and cabbage

And since when was that a controversial opinion??

 

[Mei5ter]

Just these glittery green pasties.

@AmberLGreen: last time I saw green pasties was a condemned Ginsters offering at Tibshelf Services...

 

[badjanus]

Most controversial opinion

Leaving any form of politics or sports aside it must be that bourbon biscuits are better with a white cream filling

Custard creams - prince of biscuits

 

[Vitriolhack]

Whenever I see a Litster use the word sandwich I automatically think either lunch or a threesome so I instantly find them to be 87% more attractive!

I’ll be bologna!

 

[AmberLGreen]

@AmberLGreen: last time I saw green pasties was a condemned Ginsters offering at Tibshelf Services...

You can sometimes get them on offer at Greggs too

 

[FranklyFrank]

I’ll be bologna!

Sorry, my bologna has a first name, it's O-s-c-a-r!

 

[Mei5ter]

You can sometimes get them on offer at Greggs too

Fuck. I love it when you talk dirty.

 

[FranklyFrank]

You can sometimes get them on offer at Greggs too

So to clear things up here....the green pasties to be worn are edible???

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fuck. I love it when you talk dirty.

*whispers “ram that yum yum in my gob while you enjoy your steak bake”

Tissue?

 

[AmberLGreen]

So to clear things up here....the green pasties to be worn are edible???

Always thinking about lunch

 

[FranklyFrank]

Always thinking about lunch

Oh there is a method to my lunching madness when you think of what my be revealed!

 

[Mei5ter]

*whispers “ram that yum yum in my gob while you enjoy your steak bake”

Tissue?

Moist towelette. Fuck. I haven't been so turned on since I was offered two fingers of kitkat for £8.95 on RyanAir.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh there is a method to my lunching madness when you think of what my be revealed!

Want to slip it between my buns?


https://media.tenor.com/VUdRwGkc9eUAAAAM/saucisse-sausage.gif

 

[AmberLGreen]

Moist towelette. Fuck. I haven't been so turned on since I was offered two fingers of kitkat for £8.95 on RyanAir.

I would have had you down as a hot drink and chocolate finger package deal type of guy

 

[FranklyFrank]

Want to slip it between my buns?


https://media.tenor.com/VUdRwGkc9eUAAAAM/saucisse-sausage.gif

You've been reading my to do list again haven't you!

 

[Mei5ter]

I would have had you down as a hot drink and chocolate finger package deal type of guy

Hey. She offered me extras. I just said yes.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Yo mama!

 

[gga]

Megan Fox is the worst actress ever.

Look at this range!

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Despite all the haters and the risks to my own health, I courageously continue to smoke, as a service to humanity, because I would be utterly useless and insufferable if I didn't. I'm pretty much a hero, in my opinion.