What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[ShaneoD]

The Super Bowl parties that I've been to were some of the best times I ever had. Great memories.

Wait are we just going to ignore the potential gold mine that you've just brought up

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hello. Welcome back. Do we remember why we ended
up on floor unconscious? Good. Are we going to pat my
ass and ask if I've had "a real man lately" again? Good.
So tell me, when was the last time you and your wife
had sex and did she initiate it or did you?"

(the best sex therapy has rules )

 

[Booboobear84]

The Super Bowl parties that I've been to were some of the best times I ever had. Great memories.

Oh there is a story or two there I'm sure

 

[LizVegas79]

I forgot the shoe porn one, is that one of yours? If it's not why does it make me think of you

It's not officially mine but I feel like it is. If I remember right I started the first one and JafO started the second, current one.

But yeah, I still consider it mine lol

(it, like my Ask Dr Liz thread is dying a slow, painful, anonymous death though )

Wait are we just going to ignore the potential gold mine that you've just brought up

JJ - you have my permission to hijack this thread if you want because I'm going to have to dash and start to get ready for work tonight!

 

[ShaneoD]

It's not officially mine but I feel like it is. If I remember right I started the first one and JafO started the second, current one.

But yeah, I still consider it mine lol

(it, like my Ask Dr Liz thread is dying a slow, painful, anonymous death though )



JJ - you have my permission to hijack this thread if you want because I'm going to have to dash and start to get ready for work tonight!

Why do I imagine that's a sight worth seeing? Have a good night.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/hdeB6vW.jpeg

"I'm stretching because you've barely touched me in weeks
and now that I have you where I want you, you aren't going
anywhere for a long, long time."

(words I've actually said to my husband)

 

[Booboobear84]

https://i.imgur.com/hdeB6vW.jpeg

"I'm stretching because you've barely touched me in weeks
and now that I have you where I want you, you aren't going
anywhere for a long, long time."

(words I've actually said to my husband)

Yes dear (as husbands have been saying for a long time).

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/52/b0/b9/52b0b9f431d53659c8cf141d79d2e25f.jpg

"Did you really just drop a quarter JP? Or are you trying to
take a peek up my skirt like your friend Vic?"

Guilty as charged Goddess! But can you blame me, or CV? You're a sight to behold...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/hdeB6vW.jpeg

"I'm stretching because you've barely touched me in weeks
and now that I have you where I want you, you aren't going
anywhere for a long, long time."

(words I've actually said to my husband)

Good for you Goddess... Kudos!...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/1wPsIB0.jpg

"You've been so well behaved lately... So I've arranged two tasty treats for you... Well?! Get on with it!...

 

[Justplatonic]

(the off-screen speaker): "Now that women have taken over leadership of all
nations on our planet, there are going to be some changes. In addition to
global peace and common sense government, men are going to be held
accountable for their recent fuck-ups. All in favor, say 'Female Power!'
All opposed, keep your stupid mouths shut if you know what's good for you."

That's some manifesto Goddess... You've got my vote!...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/qpnDOQ3.jpg

"Yes, I'd like you to accompany me... But crawl, as I don't want you to cramp my style, OK?"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/stMOsUi.jpg

"That's the problem with all you wankers... You blow ya load, and think you don't need to clean up after yourselves... Well I got news for you buddy! Lick my feet clean, or I'll tell your Wife you can ejaculate, you'd just prefer to do it with me instead!"...

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/341c47b4f3afd3262c44f84d7becaeb6/de05c06b5bce13e1-ce/s540x810/701b2420bb3c2c2f5d799e757da8f327479dfd20.jpg
Her: "Roger, can't we wait until we get upstairs? The wedding guests are staring."

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/9sWZiVB.jpg

"You're so determined to go to that poker game tonight... Well go! I know plenty of other guys who'd happily flush all over me!"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/TLOKTfB.jpg

"This is what ten inches looks like, you lying wanker!"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/IW8CBSO.jpg

"Don't think for one fuckin' second, just because I'm wearing white heels, you can't jizz and go! Lick it all up, or this is your last time... And I know wankers like wanking!"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/SFn5wze.jpg

"Not this time, buddy! This is a wanker free zone, so off with your tail between your legs, and get cleaning my house!"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/3eHKduw.jpg

"This is when you say you'd do anything for me"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/lK9jnmv.jpg

"I'm so offended!... I give you my word, this won't hurt one little bit... You'll enjoy it so much, I promise your ass will thank me later"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/3nUkGpH.gif

"No, I'm happy teasing you this way... My heels are brand new, so I don't want any jizz on them!"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/cgUo1rk.jpg

"That's right! Lick them clean, and may be I'll let you cum on my heels again... Although don't hold your breath! It's a messy process, so it won't be for ages"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/wOvgjtr.jpg

"I got a new cane! Hmm... How the heck am I gonna break it in?"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/fdwsqNA.gif

"You're such a wanker! So desperate to eat your own cum... Well, c'mon then! Come and get iiiiit!"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/d0EIq4x.jpg

"That's just peachy! All the reviews written on you said you had a big cock!"...