Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Really? Wow! That’s great! That would increase my number to…. Damn! It’s still the same.

really? never fucked around with a chick you didn't screw. I got a little Clerks situation going, but both ways and screwed more people but the gist.

 

[Saltfountain]

You roll the dice in the mornings

You do when you're my age.

Hell, I roll the dice when I feel a fart coming on these days

 

[missswannie]

Can an atheist use the Jesus loophole? Just asking for a friend.

The Jesus loophole exists in other religions and cultures too. So long as not spilled in vain, it's were it ends up that counts, not beginning.

 

[Inbef]

The Jesus loophole exists in other religions and cultures too. So long as not spilled in vain, it's were it ends up that counts, not beginning.

Oh, but it's never spilled in vain, in chaos perhaps, but not in vain.

 

[missswannie]

You do when you're my age.

Hell, I roll the dice when I feel a fart coming on these days

As you do for the day after the Jesus loophole.

 

[Saltfountain]

As the catholics say, "Up the bum, no harm done"

 

[Saltfountain]

As you do for the day after the Jesus loophole.

Only one partner...

 

[Willingtoshare]

I think so far it was masturbation videos by myself and willing, so up in the air. just chaos.

I might have more…

 

[draconus_infernus]

I think so far it was masturbation videos by myself and willing, so up in the air. just chaos.

So, Self Pleasure Saturday done chaotically?

 

[Inbef]

I think so far it was masturbation videos by myself and willing, so up in the air. just chaos.

Up in the air? So there's a nice subject. <grin>

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, Self Pleasure Saturday done chaotically?

yeah basically so far. but the day is early. I know most won't go that route.

 

[Trubbycat]

I think so far it was masturbation videos by myself and willing, so up in the air. just chaos.

You do it so well. I doubt anyone wants to see me play with Mister Floppy.

 

[Willingtoshare]

Self pleasure…

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Self pleasure…

https://www.***********/s/co20bn77t8yes7m/Video 05-03-2022, 17 03 48.mov?dl=0

oh the dirty talk in that one made me blush. wow.

 

[Willingtoshare]

Self pleasure with words…

 

[SherlockianMan]

don't forget hand job, finger fuck, blow job, boxed lunch, and fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus loopholes.

Wait...I thought the Jesus holes were in the hands and feet?!

You people have some weird Bibles...

 

[Saltfountain]

Wait...I thought the Jesus holes were in the hands and feet?!

You people have some weird Bibles...

In my bible Jesus says "love your neighbour as yourself"

Does that mean I have to give the old guy next door a handy?

 

[Trubbycat]

In my bible Jesus says "love your neighbour as yourself"

Does that mean I have to give the old guy next door a handy?

Any hole is a Jesus hole if you’re brave enough.

 

[pantyboidoe]

sometimes i just feel a little flirty at the office, like say this past wednesday, so i take pics in the floor's toilets and quickly cover up if i hear someone coming in. but mostly just showing off these fun panties!

 

[Lindi37]

After playing with her for most of the morning my pussy is completely spent

 

[BrendaBear]

After playing with her for most of the morning my pussy is completely spent

They do need rest from time to time.

 

[Saltfountain]

After playing with her for most of the morning my pussy is completely spent

Twat

 

[pantyboidoe]

After playing with her for most of the morning my pussy is completely spent

Aw, our two black pussies have been sleeping all morning.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Self Pleasure Saturday

Well, as much as I'll post publicly...

 

[Lindi37]

As the catholics say, "Up the bum, no harm done"

I heard “Up the bum no babies” growing up. Not realising what sex was or that the butt could be used instead, it flew completely over my head