Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Can an atheist use the Jesus loophole? Just asking for a friend.
I am really not sure, I never bought into it because I couldn't figure out where to place it on the scale like hand jobs and finger fucks, well they don't count as sexual partners (or cheating for some of my male friends) as that is more a massage. Blow jobs and boxed lunches don't count as really that is like kissing, making out. yeah, indiscretions have loopholes, but I just didn't buy fuck me in the ass as one. maybe someone else who bought it can clarify,
 
I am really not sure, I never bought into it because I couldn't figure out where to place it on the scale like hand jobs and finger fucks, well they don't count as sexual partners (or cheating for some of my male friends) as that is more a massage. Blow jobs and boxed lunches don't count as really that is like kissing, making out. yeah, indiscretions have loopholes, but I just didn't buy fuck me in the ass as one. maybe someone else who bought it can clarify,
It would be a nice scientific experiment. If you start screaming 'Oh Jesus, oh Jesus!' we may conclude that anal activity is not for atheists.
 
How does the rule work again? Divide the number a man claims by three, multiply a woman’s stated number by two? Or was it divide by two and multiply by three? Hmmmm. Let’s do the math…

Seriously? I'm less than one then 🙈

Not to be a math stickler, but you did say “less than one.”
Totally one to be a maths stickler, and a grammar pedant, but I did say 'less than one THEN' impling it's less than one whichever way round your rule is.

And I'm aware I appear even more sad than usual, and will probably have to return my Chaosistan passport...
 
Totally one to be a maths stickler, and a grammar pedant, but I did say 'less than one THEN' impling it's less than one whichever way round your rule is.

And I'm aware I appear even more sad than usual, and will probably have to return my Chaosistan passport...
if it helps, you don't have to claim the loopholes. you can add any hand jobs, finger fucks, blow jobs, boxed lunches, or ass fucking not included with the sexual partner count if you choose. loopholes can go either way.
 
if it helps, you don't have to claim the loopholes. you can add any hand jobs, finger fucks, blow jobs, boxed lunches, or ass fucking not included with the sexual partner count if you choose. loopholes can go either way.
I'm comfortable with who I am. I'll take my wins clean and my defeats honorably.

But thank you 😘
 
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