Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Saltfountain]

How does the rule work again? Divide the number a man claims by three, multiply a woman’s stated number by two? Or was it divide by two and multiply by three? Hmmmm. Let’s do the math…

Seriously? I'm less than one then

 

[shenglung]

fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus loopholes.

I'm starting to think I've posted that song to much lol

 

[Bdm20]

Seriously? I'm less than one then

Mathematically speaking, that would make your number less than 1/3 of one.

 

[drobert44]

Jeez, I did cuffs in MP school in 1970, down in Georgia.

 

[Inbef]

...fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus loopholes.

Can an atheist use the Jesus loophole? Just asking for a friend.

 

[drobert44]

Can an atheist use the Jesus loophole? Just asking for a friend.

Justa, you found a loophole!

 

[Saltfountain]

Mathematically speaking, that would make your number less than 1/3 of one.

Nope. Makes it either 1/3 or 1/2

 

[Inbef]

Justa, you found a loophole!

As long as it isn't a poofhole.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Any kind of pic theme today or just straight Chaos?

 

[Bdm20]

Nope. Makes it either 1/3 or 1/2

Not to be a math stickler, but you did say “less than one.”

 

[draconus_infernus]

Greetings, my fellow degenerates. I’m kind of awake and uncaffeinated. What kind of trouble are we getting into today.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Can an atheist use the Jesus loophole? Just asking for a friend.

I am really not sure, I never bought into it because I couldn't figure out where to place it on the scale like hand jobs and finger fucks, well they don't count as sexual partners (or cheating for some of my male friends) as that is more a massage. Blow jobs and boxed lunches don't count as really that is like kissing, making out. yeah, indiscretions have loopholes, but I just didn't buy fuck me in the ass as one. maybe someone else who bought it can clarify,

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Any kind of pic theme today or just straight Chaos?

I think so far it was masturbation videos by myself and willing, so up in the air. just chaos.

 

[drobert44]

Greetings, my fellow degenerates. I’m kind of awake and uncaffeinated. What kind of trouble are we getting into today.

Thinking of a pic theme..............watchout!

 

[Inbef]

I am really not sure, I never bought into it because I couldn't figure out where to place it on the scale like hand jobs and finger fucks, well they don't count as sexual partners (or cheating for some of my male friends) as that is more a massage. Blow jobs and boxed lunches don't count as really that is like kissing, making out. yeah, indiscretions have loopholes, but I just didn't buy fuck me in the ass as one. maybe someone else who bought it can clarify,

It would be a nice scientific experiment. If you start screaming 'Oh Jesus, oh Jesus!' we may conclude that anal activity is not for atheists.

 

[Saltfountain]

How does the rule work again? Divide the number a man claims by three, multiply a woman’s stated number by two? Or was it divide by two and multiply by three? Hmmmm. Let’s do the math…

Seriously? I'm less than one then

Not to be a math stickler, but you did say “less than one.”

Totally one to be a maths stickler, and a grammar pedant, but I did say 'less than one THEN' impling it's less than one whichever way round your rule is.

And I'm aware I appear even more sad than usual, and will probably have to return my Chaosistan passport...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It would be a nice scientific experiment. If you start screaming 'Oh Jesus, oh Jesus!' we may conclude that anal activity is not for atheists.

it is usually some assortment of "fuck" "God" "yes" often in strings, but apparently "awesome" may come out too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Totally one to be a maths stickler, and a grammar pedant, but I did say 'less than one THEN' impling it's less than one whichever way round your rule is.

And I'm aware I appear even more sad than usual, and will probably have to return my Chaosistan passport...

if it helps, you don't have to claim the loopholes. you can add any hand jobs, finger fucks, blow jobs, boxed lunches, or ass fucking not included with the sexual partner count if you choose. loopholes can go either way.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Greetings, my fellow degenerates. I’m kind of awake and uncaffeinated. What kind of trouble are we getting into today.

chaos, just chaos

 

[Saltfountain]

if it helps, you don't have to claim the loopholes. you can add any hand jobs, finger fucks, blow jobs, boxed lunches, or ass fucking not included with the sexual partner count if you choose. loopholes can go either way.

I'm comfortable with who I am. I'll take my wins clean and my defeats honorably.

But thank you

 

[draconus_infernus]

chaos, just chaos

I’m not coherent enough for chaos yet. The best I can do is semi-chaotic. It’s like being semi-hard, but without the dick.

I need caffeine…

 

[Bdm20]

if it helps, you don't have to claim the loopholes. you can add any hand jobs, finger fucks, blow jobs, boxed lunches, or ass fucking not included with the sexual partner count if you choose. loopholes can go either way.

Really? Wow! That’s great! That would increase my number to…. Damn! It’s still the same.

 

[missswannie]

I’m not coherent enough for chaos yet. The best I can do is semi-chaotic. It’s like being semi-hard, but without the dick.

I need caffeine…

I covered morning brown earlier.

 

[Saltfountain]

I covered morning brown earlier.

That sounds sooooooo wrong, even with my history of dodgy links

 

[missswannie]

That sounds sooooooo wrong, even with my history of dodgy links

You roll the dice in the mornings