What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[Booboobear84]

"It sounds to me like your wife is ignoring your needs. My husband ignores my needs all the time
too. I guess we each have to learn how to live with it and find a solution that works for us, right?"

If she said that to me I would be in a lot of trouble.

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/tNDv9Ky.jpg

"Goddess will be over soon, so get on with your chores... If they're to my satisfaction, you'll be happy to know my feet and Goddess's will need your attention... Aren't you a lucky boy!"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/9TZSjjp.jpg

"It's my understanding you're getting a pretty good deal with me in your life, right?... Although to put it nicely, I'm too much for you to handle alone... So if you wanna be with me, you're just gonna have to get used to me seeing with other people as well... Did I say seeing? I meant the other thing too"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/i2sgDKS.jpg

"I'm toe-tally in to you, Goddess"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/2duY001.jpg

"I think most Woman would call the cops... You're lucky I'm not one of 'em! C'won then... Take a lick..."...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/MTTc8LH.jpg

"I know it's rude to talk with your mouth full, but just say "Cheese!""...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/YKxUirR.gif

"Yes, that's one Coke, medium fries, and one medium Margarita Pizza... But hold anchovies! I hate small things, especially small cocks"...

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/31/18/fc/3118fc6a93cb10e6b8955d883b603c03.jpg

"Did you just take a picture of my feet you naughty boy?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/7vc7Svrl.jpg

"I'd love to get to know you better too. But someone
else already owns me. See?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/kxTC2DX.png

"Sure, we could have a quickie. But wouldn't it be more fun to have a longie?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/L3dhafL.png

"Wanna take me for a ride cutie?"

 

[13Fantasies]

https://i.imgur.com/L3dhafL.png

"Wanna take me for a ride cutie?"

Also acceptable under the category of "Things Men Dream Liz Vegas Would Say to Them"

 

[Trubbycat]

https://i.imgur.com/L3dhafL.png

"Wanna take me for a ride cutie?"

I'll even let you sniff the seat!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p1mfo92Cfo1u545py.mp4

"Hey! Wait up asshole!"

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Wow, the Spice Girls went goth as they got older....

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/L3dhafL.png

"Hi there. People call me the town bicycle because I let anyone go for a ride. What's your name?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn002.reblogme.com/uploads/photos/2022/06/8605/reblogme-8605-97utis4GIQ.jpg

(her): "The Fed Ex guy just came, honey."

(him): "Did he deliver a package?"

(her): "No, it was more of a load. Wanna see?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn002.reblogme.com/uploads/photos/2022/05/16773/reblogme-16773-QmnRUknFFx.jpeg

"You didn't get any in my hair did you?"

 

[JerseyJade]

https://cdn002.reblogme.com/uploads/photos/2022/05/16773/reblogme-16773-QmnRUknFFx.jpeg

"You didn't get any in my hair did you?"

Mmmmm, that's a lot of cum.

 

[LizVegas79]

Mmmmm, that's a lot of cum.

Someone's been taking his zinc like a good boy

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn002.reblogme.com/uploads/photos/2022/04/16773/reblogme--eBA292HO6d.jpg

"Okay, now that the board meeting has cum to order, let's review
our 4th quarter results."


(I've never been invited to be on a board of directors, but I guess board meetings don't necessarily have to be boring, right?
Maybe this could be an ad for appointing more female CEO's? )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.i.thechive.com/__3f365a0a51ad70ffd6178768456c2ee1.jpeg

"I'm actually really glad your husband had to work. It gives
just the two of us a chance to get to know each other better."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Yeah, I was married. But now I'm super divorced. I was bi-curious after
my divorce for awhile. But I experimented with it and now I'm full on bi
and loving it. Why? What's your situation?"

 

[ShaneoD]

https://cdn002.reblogme.com/uploads/photos/2022/05/16773/reblogme-16773-QmnRUknFFx.jpeg

"You didn't get any in my hair did you?"

You're obsessed with hair

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

https://i.imgur.com/i2sgDKS.jpg

I really think this would get done better if you just used soap in the shower like everyone else.