We're finally doing it...the tentacle monster thread.

[SimonDoom]

I am both repulsed and fascinated. I wish I knew the word for that. Hathos isn't it.

I think this is the essence of the appeal--that the idea is repellant. It's erotic because it's not.

 

[onehitwanda]

I'm a simple girl. I'm satisfied with vampires for my non-human erotica The idea of... tentacles... ick.

 

[NoTalentHack]

I am both repulsed and fascinated. I wish I knew the word for that. Hathos isn't it.

Tentathos

 

[Duleigh]

How do you make your tentacles stand out from the crowd?

To begin with, if your tentacle monster isn't standing out from the crowd just by being a tentacle monster, then he's not doing it right.

After his advent and first encounter with human females, my tentacle monster was so impressed with her reaction that he went into business being a tentacle monster and made quite a bit of money "entertaining" at 18+ birthday parties, sorority gatherings, bachelorette parties, Halloween parties, divorce parties, practical jokes, and revenge "hits" on rivals for some fellow's affection. He came to a sad end, however. He and a succubus fell in love, and they locked themselves in a honeymoon suite and neither has been seen since, except to send out for pizza and energy drinks.

 

[onehitwanda]

Tentathos

Accio Calamari!

 

[TheRedChamber]

To begin with, if your tentacle monster isn't standing out from the crowd just by being a tentacle monster, then he's not doing it right.

After his advent and first encounter with human females, my tentacle monster was so impressed with her reaction that he went into business being a tentacle monster and made quite a bit of money "entertaining" at 18+ birthday parties, sorority gatherings, bachelorette parties, Halloween parties, divorce parties, practical jokes, and revenge "hits" on rivals for some fellow's affection. He came to a sad end, however. He and a succubus fell in love, and they locked themselves in a honeymoon suite and neither has been seen since, except to send out for pizza and energy drinks.

I dunno, you can't skim a stone across a lake these days without hitting a couple of tentacle monsters. The Loch Ness Monster complained to the Scottish Assembly last week that they were lowering the whole tone of the area. Plus some tentacle monsters like to blend into the crowd, pretending to be hot bikini MILFs and luring away young innocents.

But thanks for reminding me. Succubi Thread same time next week?

 

[nice90sguy]

a girlfriend helped slide an octopus into my pussy

You should get that printed on your tee-shirt.

 

[Duleigh]

I dunno, you can't skim a stone across a lake these days without hitting a couple of tentacle monsters.

Being a guy the only thing I appreciate about tentacle monsters is that they rarely complain during a handjob that their arm is tired, they have 10 or 12 back-ups. Some people say they're great for playing Frisbee, you never see a Frisbee get past them, but they're prima donnas. Imagine - boycotting the NHL because they're only allowed one stick on the ice.

They should all go back to Denver where they came from.

 

[SimonDoom]

One cautionary note is that the site does not allow stories about sex with REAL tentacled animals. No squids or octopi. That would run afoul of the no-bestiality rule. So make your tentacled creature a fantasy beast.

 

[onehitwanda]

One cautionary note is that the site does not allow stories about sex with REAL tentacled animals. No squids or octopi. That would run afoul of the no-bestiality rule. So make your tentacled creature a fantasy beast.

Cocktopus rather than Octopus.

Got it.

 

[Duleigh]

@SimonDoom is right, no bestiality allowed. I'm going to have to break it to Dave.

*walks down the hallway, past the typist pool, they all look uniformly exhausted. Finds the door marked TENTACLE BEAST - ensure proper hydration before entering.*

"Dave, I was right, SimonDoom backs me up, you're a fantasy beast."

"Bullshit."

"Dave, seriously, Literotica requires you to be a fantasy beast, no bestiality allowed."

"Dude, I'm sitting right here! I'm no fantasy."

"I know! I'm sorry, but rules are rules. We'll make up some name for you, like Grope Demon or something and make up a back story, like you're from Mars or Jupiter or something."

"Duleigh, I'm from Cleveland." He dipped his suctioning tentacle, the one tattooed "MILF Milker" into his coffee and took a sip. Three of his eleven eyes looked at me balefully. "There's no way around this?" several of his tentacles were busy doing something under his desk, I didn't want to think what it was.

"I'm sorry Dave, it's that or we hang it up. There goes the weekend with the Pittsburgh Steeler cheerleaders."

Dave held up the script for "Cheering for the Wrong Team" with his eight fingered hand and shook two of his heads. "I'm not going to give this up. Ok, I'll do it... but can I be from someplace warm, like Venus? I love Cleveland, but the winters suck."

"No problem, and thanks for taking one for the team Dave."

"I knew this was coming, thanks for be straight with me Duleigh."

As I left I called out, "Have a good evening Sandy."

"You too boss," cried my secretary from somewhere under Dave's desk.

 

[AlinaX]

"Are you sentient?"
"... yes?"
"We can't have sex with you unless you're sentient. And an adult. You are an adult, yes?"
"I am an adult - and over 18, too - but why?"
"So you can consent to sex. Do you consent?"
"No."
"Yeah, well. It's only important that you can consent, not that you actually do. Okay, Ladies! Jump in!"

 

[oggbashan]

One cautionary note is that the site does not allow stories about sex with REAL tentacled animals. No squids or octopi. That would run afoul of the no-bestiality rule. So make your tentacled creature a fantasy beast.

My story The Giant Squid is only fantasy because adult giant squid are abyssal creatures and cannot survive within 2000 feet of the surface. So Arnold is mythical.

 

[SimonDoom]

My story The Giant Squid is only fantasy because adult giant squid are abyssal creatures and cannot survive within 2000 feet of the surface. So Arnold is mythical.

It's kind of a Lit gray area. My story Penis Fish was inspired by a story about worms that look like penises washing up on a beach in California. I turned my Penis Fish into aliens from another planet, but the Site initially rejected my story on bestiality grounds until I made it clear they are not terrestrial. I read your story and it's similarly clear that if you actually read it you are dealing with a fantasy creature, not a real one.

 

[Duleigh]

I don't know about tentacle monsters, but SimonDoom's Penis Fish give me an idea of what to do with Sapient Pearwood

 

[XerXesXu]

My story The Giant Squid is only fantasy because adult giant squid are abyssal creatures and cannot survive within 2000 feet of the surface. So Arnold is mythical.

I remember sending you the photographs. You said you imagined it was imaginary, so that made it imaginary. Well the story was fiction, so, I suppose, every character in it was imaginary. I'm not sure that's the test.

I only mention this because it may be sounder advice for writers to avoid using any beast which, if shown a photograph of it in court and asked "Is this such a beast?" would require the answer, "I invoke my right to refuse to answer on the grounds of self-incrimination."

 

[oggbashan]

I remember sending you the photographs. You said you imagined it was imaginary, so that made it imaginary. Well the story was fiction, so, I suppose, every character in it was imaginary. I'm not sure that's the test.

I only mention this because it may be sounder advice for writers to avoid using any beast which, if shown a photograph of it in court and asked "Is this such a beast?" would require the answer, "I invoke my right to refuse to answer on the grounds of self-incrimination."

The answer is "If it is on the surface, it's dead. If it is abyssal, it's alive, but my giant squid couldn't exist at the surface so is mythical."

Juvenile giant squid can exist at the surface, but they wouldn't be old enough for Literotica.

 

[Djmac1031]

So far so good. Let's talk plot. Is there only one?

1) Girl* goes to abandoned place
2) Girl meets tentacle monster.
3) "Oh, no, a tentacle monster."
4) "Yeah for tentacle monsters."
5) Shower

(* or boy, but mostly girl)

How do you make your tentacles stand out from the crowd?

And it seems like everyone has at least one great tentacle monster story in them. But what about Tentacle Monster 2: This time its....what? Personal, Gloopier, More Tickelis, a Gang Bang? How do you keep things fresh.

Incest Tentacle Porn
Gay Tentacle Porn
First Time Tentacle Porn
Anal Tentacle Porn
Tentacles VS Circus Clowns
Foot Fetish Tentacles
Cross Dressing Tentacles
Cucked Tentacles

And of course, the ever popular: Loving Tentacles.

 

[onehitwanda]

Incest Tentacle Porn
Gay Tentacle Porn
First Time Tentacle Porn
Anal Tentacle Porn
Tentacles VS Circus Clowns
Foot Fetish Tentacles
Cross Dressing Tentacles
Cucked Tentacles

And of course, the ever popular: Loving Tentacles.

To quote one of my favourite reddit comments: "My vagina just dry-heaved."

 

[Djmac1031]

"Glorp knew it wasn't like the other tentacles from Zorgon 6.

While all it's friends spent their planetary rotation cycles invading other planets, attacking and penetrating defenseless vagina owners, Glorp was more interested in frilly laced socks, a nice cup of herbal tea and the Judy Garland albums it had discovered in deep space radio wave transmissions..."

 

[XerXesXu]

The answer is "If it is on the surface, it's dead. If it is abyssal, it's alive, but my giant squid couldn't exist at the surface so is mythical."

Juvenile giant squid can exist at the surface, but they wouldn't be old enough for Literotica.

That's no answer. A fish out of water will die for want of oxygen. If you put it in a condom and abused it, it might be epic, but it wouldn't be a mythical fish. A giant squid in warm water will die for want of oxygen. You could put it in a cold bath and abuse it.

You're shown a photo of a beach. Above the waterline, a fish flounders in the sand, 10 feet away (as in the photo I sent you) a giant squid wallows in the shallows. Which, if any of these beasts are mythical, which, if any, are not? Give your reasons.

You have the right to remain silent, nothing can be held against you for doing so. But it would be entertaining to hear your answer.

Here's another recent photo.

https://www.livescience.com/swimming-with-giant-squid-japan

 

[Lifestyle66]

Incest Tentacle Porn
Gay Tentacle Porn
First Time Tentacle Porn
Anal Tentacle Porn
Tentacles VS Circus Clowns
Foot Fetish Tentacles
Cross Dressing Tentacles
Cucked Tentacles

And of course, the ever popular: Loving Tentacles.

As long at the Loving Tentacle monster story is about a monogamous monster, it might survive the 1-bombers there. Otherwise, if it's using more than one orifice, the story must be a BTM (burn the monster) type with revenge.

 

[Djmac1031]

As long at the Loving Tentacle monster story is about a monogamous monster, it might survive the 1-bombers there. Otherwise, if it's using more than one orifice, the story must be a BTM (burn the monster) type with revenge.

Glorph would have been heartbroken to have found out his loving wife had been cheating on him with another tentacle monster, if he'd actually had a heart.

"I'm sorry, Glorph, but Zleek is simply so much larger than you, more filling, really destroys my inner organs in a way you never could! And oh, the slime he leaves behind!"

Glorph made an unintelligible noise, not having a tongue, lips, or the ability to speak, then slithered away to their bedroom, slamming the door behind him.

"I'll get even with her," he thought, "but first, I'll deal with that slime-bull Zleek..."

 

[Lifestyle66]

Glorph would have been heartbroken to have found out his loving wife had been cheating on him with another tentacle monster, if he'd actually had a heart.

"I'm sorry, Glorph, but Zleek is simply so much larger than you, more filling, really destroys my inner organs in a way you never could! And oh, the slime he leaves behind!"

Glorph made an unintelligible noise, not having a tongue, lips, or the ability to speak, then slithered away to their bedroom, slamming the door behind him.

"I'll get even with her," he thought, "but first, I'll deal with that slime-bull Zleek..."

Glorph should have realized size matters when it comes to his loving wife and tentacle monsters.

 

[Privates1stClass]

My take? Beware of the testicle monster.