Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[30bandits]

Look up, see where my name is, look slightly left, you following? Yip, they’re my boobs you’re welcome x

nice.....

 

[Trubbycat]

They’d have to settle for the highlights popping up in my beard since the thinning ones up top got buzzed off.

Salt n pepper here too, and the head is buzzed.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Whew! Finally caught back up. I need another cup of coffee!

 

[hotcarl2785]

4 then? Shesh tough crowd!

Only if you’re rating in inches when it’s suppose to be centimeters.

 

[Bbl87]

I already know I’d be a not. That was not a place for building self esteem

I feel like it was alot rougher in women for sure. Depending in the picture, I feel like I tended to come out 1 or 2 above what I expected.

 

[bullus]

Speaking of which, anybody remember the site Hot or Not? Would be interested to see where I'd rank nowadays with my "wisdom highlights."

I remember that site. I have size 18EE (US) feet and put a picture of my foot next to a ruler on there. I rated a 7 lol

 

[Bbl87]

4 then? Shesh tough crowd!

While I love the thought of you going down...

Not the right direction in this case.

 

[Bbl87]

I remember that site. I have size 18EE (US) feet and put a picture of my foot next to a ruler on there. I rated a 7 lol

Association with other appendages perhaps?

 

[Inbef]

I remember that site. I have size 18EE (US) feet and put a picture of my foot next to a ruler on there. I rated a 7 lol

Speaking about a foot in the door...

 

[FranklyFrank]

Meanwhile...back in the shower...come on in...the water's fine..
https://i.imgur.com/yLlt6rK.jpg

 

[bullus]

Association with other appendages perhaps?

This is where I say the typical guy thing and say something like, "that number isn't high enough" yuk yuk

 

[Lindi37]

While I love the thought of you going down...

Not the right direction in this case.

I mean, I do need the practice

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dont feel like sharing pic but I will share this.

 

[bullus]

Speaking about a foot in the door...

The big foot jokes are fun:

"Wow! You must swim really fast!"
"Damn! How many asses can you kick at once?"
"The Cow safety union would like to speak you."
"You must be the natural enemy of coffee tables everywhere!"

The list goes on...

 

[SassySheDevil]

I remember that site. I have size 18EE (US) feet and put a picture of my foot next to a ruler on there. I rated a 7 lol

I totally want to put my foot next to yours and take a picture!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I for one don't mind if a woman is taller than me! And she's more than welcome to wear heels as well!

I sometimes wonder if short men get a kick out of the view lol

 

[bullus]

I totally want to put my foot next to yours and take a picture!!

I think last time you and I talked about my feet, you were trying to get me to try on your knee high socks

 

[Trubbycat]

I sometimes wonder if short men get a kick out of the view lol

I LOVE tall women.

AND short women.

 

[NinjaPanda]

I sometimes wonder if short men get a kick out of the view lol

(we do)

 

[MedicalMuse]

(we do)

Like Bruno Mars, you are adorably fun sized.

 

[hotcpu]

love the bubbles

Thank you!!

 

[NinjaPanda]

Like Bruno Mars, you are adorably fun sized.

And fun we are

 

[ShyGuy68]

I sometimes wonder if short men get a kick out of the view lol

At 181 cm (6") I don't count myself as short, but I wouldn't be surprised if they do

 

[bullus]

I totally want to put my foot next to yours and take a picture!!

If you happen to have a can of the economy sized Lysol spray sitting around @SassySheDevil , you can take a pic to match!

https://i.postimg.cc/bwH5bcmw/IMG-20230126-153454781.jpg

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Thank you so much for sharing. They are so fucking hot. I am in lust.

Thanks, I will let them know.

A couple of you have mentioned you like my ink, so here are a couple of pics of 3 of the other inks I have. Click me!

Those are great. Thank you for sharing them.

Again- limited.

I caught it earlier
And you, my dear, are delicious.

May not fit with the shower theme, but I'll throw another one out there.

If I've been listening correctly, most ladies are bored with just having a dick thrown in their face. Am I right to assume you'd like to unwrap your present before enjoying it?

I must have missed this one. Link doesn't work for me.

When the light hits right…
(Warning: I might not reply to every comment. I’m not very good about that shit.)
*poofed* because that’s a thing here? I’m still learning.

Gorgeous as ever. Love the mirror framing you.
I don't know that the poofing is mandatory or even customary. I don't usually.

You look beautiful but if you want to look at a photo I think this will fill your requirements. Take a look.

After a careful examination, the prognosis is good.

Showered, shaved and ready for cocktails.

Yes, but you seem awfully overdressed.

Bubbles and bubbles ...

Need a hand in there?

Lol I’m fine with my height, I enjoy reaching the top shelf. But when you’re a tall big guy, it def can make you self conscious about how your dick looks on you.

Ain’t a damn thing wrong with what you got.

I saw the pics... what she said.