Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Lindi37]

Look up, see where my name is, look slightly left, you following? Yip, they’re my boobs you’re welcome x

 

[bullus]

It really isnt they’re just hard to cover from Birds Eye view

As long as we're not acting creepy about it, can't hate a quick sneak of the view

 

[NinjaPanda]

okay I'm your girl if you ever need the ego boost.

Oh wow. Turns out I always need an ego boost

 

[Lindi37]

As long as we're not acting creepy about it, can't hate a quick sneak of the view

I never noticed. Tbh he is 12 years younger and I don’t really see myself as worth the look so

 

[hotoldrguy]

When the light hits right…

(Warning: I might not reply to every comment. I’m not very good about that shit.)

I love this Mooch!

 

[WerdNerd]

Look up, see where my name is, look slightly left, you following? Yip, they’re my boobs you’re welcome x

And a fine pair of boobs they are.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh wow. Turns out I always need an ego boost

Fair trade. I'll admire your lips. As usual

 

[NinjaPanda]

Fair trade. I'll admire your lips. As usual

Haha. Admire them as much as you want

 

[bullus]

I never noticed. Tbh he is 12 years younger and I don’t really see myself as worth the look so

You gotta change that viewpoint! Remember that old phrase, 'all that and a bag of chips'? You gotta own it! I'm literally a 5 (at best) but I'll be the best damn 5 you'll cross paths with! Boom!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I missed that it was a shower theme… already doing the chaos wrong!! At least we’re not alone?

You cannot do Chaos wrong

 

[Trubbycat]

Missed the height convo...

I'm 5'8". Hated being short as a kid but it's really statistically about average. Besides, parts of me are nicely proportioned where it matters.

 

[Lindi37]

You gotta change that viewpoint! Remember that old phrase, 'all that and a bag of chips'? You gotta own it! I'm literally a 5 (at best) but I'll be the best damn 5 you'll cross paths with! Boom!

Can I also be the best damn 5?

 

[bullus]

Can I also be the best damn 5?

Tell me that you like nachos, and you're in!

 

[ShyGuy68]

I’ve always been taller than my guys. I still wear heels. If he has a problem then he can feck off . In saying that, I had a guy friend at uni that is really tall. He’d give me hugs that made me feel small. Found out he did it to look down my top

I’ve never noticed height tbh

I for one don't mind if a woman is taller than me! And she's more than welcome to wear heels as well!

 

[Trubbycat]

I for one don't mind if a woman is taller than me! And she's more than welcome to wear heels as well!

Tall ladies with heels ROCK!

 

[hotcarl2785]

I for one don't mind if a woman is taller than me! And she's more than welcome to wear heels as well!

You motorboating Sonofabitch you! Those things built for speed or comfort?

 

[Bbl87]

Can I also be the best damn 5?

Nope, not a 5!

 

[Bbl87]

Nope, not a 5!

Speaking of which, anybody remember the site Hot or Not? Would be interested to see where I'd rank nowadays with my "wisdom highlights."

 

[MedicalMuse]

Speaking of which, anybody remember the site Hot or Not? Would be interested to see where I'd rank nowadays with my "wisdom highlights."

I already know I’d be a not. That was not a place for building self esteem

 

[hotcarl2785]

Speaking of which, anybody remember the site Hot or Not? Would be interested to see where I'd rank nowadays with my "wisdom highlights."

They’d have to settle for the highlights popping up in my beard since the thinning ones up top got buzzed off.

 

[hotcarl2785]

I already know I’d be a not. That was not a place for building self esteem

You’re never a not! You hush that perty mouth!

 

[Trubbycat]

I already know I’d be a not. That was not a place for building self esteem

Folks here are far nicer. I would never have posted otherwise.

 

[Lindi37]

Nope, not a 5!

4 then? Shesh tough crowd!

 

[NinjaPanda]

I already know I’d be a not. That was not a place for building self esteem

Now that's just not true. You are definitely a Hot <3

 

[Lindi37]

Speaking of which, anybody remember the site Hot or Not? Would be interested to see where I'd rank nowadays with my "wisdom highlights."

They’d have to settle for the highlights popping up in my beard since the thinning ones up top got buzzed off.

Greys are hawt