Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[SassySheDevil]

Lol I’m fine with my height, I enjoy reaching the top shelf. But when you’re a tall big guy, it def can make you self conscious about how your dick looks on you.

haha just checking.

laughing at the ONLY, and at how text speak sometimes tags random virgins haha.

haha I saw that. I was going to edit it but then I thought maybe the virgin would come in and get naked so I left it

 

[hotcarl2785]

There should be! There was a graphic I saw the other day that illustrated it nicely, it's kinda crazy.

I mean, I’ve gotten to the point where I’m past it. But was def in my head before.

 

[Bbl87]

I still find fun in 'peacocking' for the wife just for the reaction. I did it before we married, and as long as it still gets hard, I'll act like a silly 20 year old horndog. She still giggles, prob just for me, but hey...why not??

Hey, enjoy that reaction while you can still get it!

 

[kdunn762012]

well now I just wanna be an action figure. sigh.

Talk about a top-heavy action figure. Be damn near impossible to pose standing up.......so on your back it is!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Again- limited.

Three thumbs down.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

So,, shower pics tomorrow? I will try out the new phone in the shower. Here's an old one. I was 40 lb heavier (that's why I keep the other one up: inspiration to keep going).

https://i.imgur.com/xBJ5bWq.jpg

 

[Lmizzler]

One thing I know about the length of my dick…it goes from the base all the way down to the tip. So it must be long enough.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Lol I’m fine with my height, I enjoy reaching the top shelf. But when you’re a tall big guy, it def can make you self conscious about how your dick looks on you.

Ain’t a damn thing wrong with what you got.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'm kinda curious to see how my kinds turn out. I'm 6'5", wife is 5'6". Both kids are in either the 99th or 100th percentIle for height right now.

Everyone on my Dads side is over 6' My moms side was all closer to 5'5. I got poked and prodded a lot when I was younger to see why I was so small. Nothing abnormal ever came back. Doctor just said "She's meant to be tiny"
I showed him!!! I grew out instead of up.

 

[hotcarl2785]

haha my son is 5'9 and has always told me it is my fault he is "short" I'm like dude. Not my fault. My Dad was 6'3 His Dad is 6'2.

I mean, it does sound like everyone else did there best to get him over 6’ to me, so who’s the one that held him back by being a shorty.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Talk about a top-heavy action figure. Be damn near impossible to pose standing up.......so on your back it is!

yeah, seems fitting somehow

 

[Bbl87]

I mean, I’ve gotten to the point where I’m past it. But was def in my head before.

Oh, absoIutely. I was just mad I spent 35 years not knowing what I was packing. Only ever had sex with two women, so there wasn't alot of outside input to tell me otherwise.

 

[hotcarl2785]

Ain’t a damn thing wrong with what you got.

Thank you kindly

 

[Trubbycat]

yeah, seems fitting somehow

There's more than one kind of action ...

 

[SassySheDevil]

I mean, it does sound like everyone else did there best to get him over 6’ to me, so who’s the one that held him back by being a shorty.

haha even my siblings are tall.

 

[Bbl87]

Everyone on my Dads side is over 6' My moms side was all closer to 5'5. I got poked and prodded a lot when I was younger to see why I was so small. Nothing abnormal ever came back. Doctor just said "She's meant to be tiny"
I showed him!!! I grew out instead of up.

Ya, I've been 6'5" since I was 15. I thought for sure I'd end up in the 6'7" or 6'8" range, but I just got my growing done early I guess.

 

[Artfan2]

Everyone on my Dads side is over 6' My moms side was all closer to 5'5. I got poked and prodded a lot when I was younger to see why I was so small. Nothing abnormal ever came back. Doctor just said "She's meant to be tiny"
I showed him!!! I grew out instead of up.

It would be interesting to see if there are similar family, um, traits running through the family.

 

[hotcarl2785]

Oh, absoIutely. I was just mad I spent 35 years not knowing what I was packing. Only ever had sex with two women, so there wasn't alot of outside input to tell me otherwise.

I feel it. I think I’m 8 or 9 girls, and they were always pleasantly surprised, but I always just assumed that was them being nice. . I ain’t no porn star, but I also wouldn’t want to be, that would just be annoying.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ya, I've been 6'5" since I was 15. I thought for sure I'd end up in the 6'7" or 6'8" range, but I just got my growing done early I guess.

I stopped by 6th grade.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It would be interesting to see if there are similar family, um, traits running through the family.

The only one who got the boobs besides me was a great aunt. So. I guess god decided I would have boobs instead of height.

 

[hotcarl2785]

yeah, seems fitting somehow

Where’s it fitting into?

 

[hotcarl2785]

The only one who got the boobs besides me was a great aunt. So. I guess god decided I would have boobs instead of height.

Giveth and taketh away

 

[NinjaPanda]

The only one who got the boobs besides me was a great aunt. So. I guess god decided I would have boobs instead of height.

Sounds like a fair tradeoff

 

[Bbl87]

I feel it. I think I’m 8 or 9 girls, and they were always pleasantly surprised, but I always just assumed that was them being nice. . I ain’t no porn star, but I also wouldn’t want to be, that would just be annoying.

Haha, true! Only one before my wife (I've told this story before) said she was sore for a couple days after she took my virginity (she was far from a virgin). I always thought it was just her trying to be nice and build confidence. We were exes turned FWB. I've talked to her since and she was like, "No, dumbass, I was actually fucking sore!"

 

[SassySheDevil]

Sounds like a fair tradeoff

Other than being a little top heavy. Yes. I love being short, so I am okay with it.
The best picture I have is with me and another Litster I met who was 6'7. I look like such a shrimp next to him. I love it.