Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Artfan2]

yeah, chaos looks good undressed.

Yes, it's much less orderly and proper that way.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I have no idea what an inch is and when someone slides in into the dms with their dick size I send back a good ole thumbs up. Good job buddy

In Metric: Just assume we are all 25 cm and thick, like 65 mm diameter...unless we are begging for a little back door action...then 10 cm and barely 25mm in diameter...

 

[Lindi37]

I have known a few size queens but even they weren’t super specific. . “Big” is big, “small” is small and average is. . . You get the point.

Fuck, I live with a big one (I think ) and it’s barely used. How it’s used… now THAT’S the ticket. Plus it’s rather difficult to impress a bigger guy with your amazing deep throating ability

 

[Codeman93]

Shower light and shadow...

Damn

 

[Trubbycat]

In Metric: Just assume we are all 25 cm and thick, like 65 mm diameter...unless we are begging for a little back door action...then 10 cm and barely 25mm in diameter...

(runs back to the Google translator...)

 

[Codeman93]

How is everyone?!

 

[ShyGuy68]

Another one where I'm almost undressed

 

[whenagain]

Fuck, I live with a big one (I think ) and it’s barely used. How it’s used… now THAT’S the ticket. Plus it’s rather difficult to impress a bigger guy with your amazing deep throating ability

But it’s fun to try, I bet.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

what if I lost my panties? during a panty raid....that is my story.

Still working on that part of the post...my mind wanders a bit a lot

 

[Lindi37]

But it’s fun to try, I bet.

It’s been a while

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think men tend to be more precise with their measurements than women

not sure, I think women get asked more. I know I've been asked more than I have asked. But that may be a for science kind of thing

 

[whenagain]

It’s been a while

Awww.
Maybe you should start with something smaller?

 

[Lindi37]

Awww.
Maybe you should start with something smaller?

Are you offering?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Another one where I'm almost undressed

very nice. like the ink.

 

[whenagain]

not sure, I think women get asked more. I know I've been asked more than I have asked. But that may be a for science kind of thing

Whose asking?

Are you offering?

i mean. . .

 

[ShyGuy68]

very nice. like the ink.

Thank you It's one of my 6 tattoo's

 

[bullus]

I have no idea what an inch is and when someone slides in into the dms with their dick size I send back a good ole thumbs up. Good job buddy

I was told (by the wife and one ex) that women have a quick judgement technique based on wrapping a fist around it and seeing how much is left sticking out. Possibly using it like a gearshift as a utility test.

That being said; does that qualify as driving a stick?

 

[Bbl87]

I have no idea what an inch is and when someone slides in into the dms with their dick size I send back a good ole thumbs up. Good job buddy

There's a reason I know mine in cm too.

 

[Lindi37]

There's a reason I know mine in cm too.

I swear you have a dick size chat alert on your phone

 

[whenagain]

I swear you have a dick size chat alert on your phone

Probably comes in handy.

 

[WerdNerd]

If you think that will make it feel better, I'm happy to take a look.

Your picture is making it feel better but feel free to take a look anyway. It's even easier to see after seeing you looking so sexy.

 

[Artfan2]

I swear you have a dick size chat alert on your phone

Haha, there seems to be a phone app for everything.

 

[Bbl87]

There's a reason I know mine in cm too.

Just has a tendency to come up where I hang out. . I wonder why...

 

[bullus]

There's always albums of dick pics that us guys keep online or on our phones. Imagine how many of those are left over and forgotten about?

Good thing people don't have to come along and clean it up...

"Oh look, here's another of that guy's boxes."
"Open it up, let's see what's in there."
"Ah jeez, what the hell is this?!"

 

[Bbl87]

There's always albums of dick pics that us guys keep online or on our phones. Imagine how many of those are left over and forgotten about?

Good thing people don't have to come along and clean it up...

"Oh look, here's another of that guy's boxes."
"Open it up, let's see what's in there."
"Ah jeez, what the hell is this?!"

I'll be honest. I'd never taken a dick pic before coming to Lit. I kid you not.