Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[bullus]

Hm

I hope that Hm is because you are eating some tasty lunch!

And I, for one, like it.

Thank you for being kind to this fluffy fat dude, who also enjoys taking in your beauty!

by whom? I have dated super fit guys in my day. It involved me going to the gym and watching them, and they'd use words that ended with "thon" and didn't even begin with "fuck". Guys who will stop and surprise me with a giant box of tacos to share have their perks.

You know, it's the abs. They are nice to look at. Under this keg, you will find a six pack. Difference is, instead of muscle, mine says 'Goodyear'.

So technically I could supply new tires for your vehicle. I'll even put them on for you!

 

[Lindi37]

really, it seems to have a lot of hard cocks to me. like how many could we handle.

 

[whenagain]

really, it seems to have a lot of hard cocks to me. like how many could we handle.

I am pretty new to the thread. . . I probably missed a few.

 

[Trubbycat]

nice. hum I am starting to get the feeling that some men here think I'd really cute with their dick in my mouth.

You're cute as a button. Dicks are optional.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

you trying to math how many we could handle, aren't you?

 

[hotcpu]

Shower light and shadow...

I like the way you choose to de-stress ... Although lots of dirty thoughts in my mind.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I shouldn’t have done that… I can’t believe I did… lol

You definitely shouldn’t post anything in here…. We cant handle it.

this is lit. people handle things fine around here. everyone is very well practiced.

 

[Lindi37]

you trying to math how many we could handle, aren't you?

Yes, although I do recall a conversation involving the words ‘handle’ and ‘dicks’ which involved considerable more dick that this thread . Always willing to help a sister out and take one for the team

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

If you don't like it, there are plenty of other threads that you can go to to see "female flesh". I prefer to see people myself. I was actually in the process of deciding on a pic to post. Totally turned off to the idea for now.

Sorry
I didn't mean to come across that way.
Now that I read it back, it does sound like I was thinking of women as meat.
This is why I left the original chaos thread - because it seemed to encourage me to post faster than my mind would run, without taking a look at what I wrote.
I was thinking about the alliterative nature of the phrase.
Yes, I like the fact that this thread is very human.
I can edit my post or leave it up as an abject lesson.

I hope you will reconsider, and not be deterred from participating because of my obnoxious words.

 

[bullus]

The tech savvy women here are asking for dick picks because they have 3D printers.

So guys... you're going to need to include volume measurements with your private messages to them. Contract an imaging firm, if you have to.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sorry
I didn't mean to come across that way.
Now that I read it back, it does sound like I was thinking of women as meat.
This is why I left the original chaos thread - because it seemed to encourage me to post faster than my mind would run, without taking a look at what I wrote.
I was thinking about the alliterative nature of the phrase.
Yes, I like the fact that this thread is very human.
I can edit my post or leave it up as an abject lesson.

I hope you will reconsider, and not be deterred from participating because of my obnoxious words.

she already moved on, reconsidered, and posted. You've got to be faster than than. keep up. It's important.

 

[Trubbycat]

The tech savvy women here are asking for dick picks because they have 3D printers.

So guys... you're going to need to include volume measurements with your private messages to them. Contract an imaging firm, if you have to.

Good to know, now that the original plaster caster has gone to her reward.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The tech savvy women here are asking for dick picks because they have 3D printers.

So guys... you're going to need to include volume measurements with your private messages to them. Contract an imaging firm, if you have to.

oh that is a use for a 3-d printer. maybe I can use this to get my husband convinced that I need one.

 

[Bbl87]

The tech savvy women here are asking for dick picks because they have 3D printers.

So guys... you're going to need to include volume measurements with your private messages to them. Contract an imaging firm, if you have to.

I mean, some of us already have precise measurements...

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

she already moved on, reconsidered, and posted. You've got to be faster than than. keep up. It's important.

Thank you.
I do find some comfort in your words, but I think she is right. Even though I didn't see what she said at first.
Its apparant that she is not the only chaos participant I have offended.
And trying to be fast is what seems to lead to the incosiderate posts.

 

[Trubbycat]

I mean, some of us already have precise measurements...

And once you're in the machine (so to speak) they can do multiple sizes (like they do action figures). A lady's delight (in some cases I guess).

 

[whenagain]

I mean, some of us already have precise measurements...

I think men tend to be more precise with their measurements than women

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And once you're in the machine (so to speak) they can do multiple sizes (like they do action figures). A lady's delight (in some cases I guess).

well now I just wanna be an action figure. sigh.

 

[Trubbycat]

well now I just wanna be an action figure. sigh.

Imagine the possibilities. Twelve inches, nine feet, whatever. Set the size and PRINT.

 

[Lindi37]

I think men tend to be more precise with their measurements than women

I have no idea what an inch is and when someone slides in into the dms with their dick size I send back a good ole thumbs up. Good job buddy

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

very nice. don't forget the tacos though lol.

I could send my "from scratch" Chicken Fajita recipe to the Chaos recipe thread. Would that, uuh, satisfy you m'dear?

 

[whenagain]

I have no idea what an inch is and when someone slides in into the dms with their dick size I send back a good ole thumbs up. Good job buddy

I have known a few size queens but even they weren’t super specific. . “Big” is big, “small” is small and average is. . . You get the point.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have no idea what an inch is and when someone slides in into the dms with their dick size I send back a good ole thumbs up. Good job buddy

Just did a quick check and the average fella is around 12.7 to 15.4 centimeters. Thanks Google inch too metric transition!

 

[bullus]

Shower light and shadow...

Said it before, and I'll say it again:

Damn! <3

 

[Inbef]

Shower light and shadow...

That's what I call shadow play.