Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Mean girls don't grow up, they join PTA and HOA.

oh yes, I have heard rumors about those HOA chicks.

 

[WerdNerd]

I think I prefer this chaos thread. Less political. More naked.

Then I probably shouldn't mention it here but my dick is the only part of me that leans to the right.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I think I prefer this chaos thread. Less political. More naked.

Fuck was just going to talk about some fun abortion stuff.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I fuck the ever living uppity out of them.

good, you are doing a service for the people in that case. What about the HOA women?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That's too bad Angelica but maybe this will make you feel better.

https://imgur.com/a/QkbEjBj

very nice, great view.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

good, you are doing a service for the people in that case. What about the HOA women?

Oh god they are the worst. My wife is one of them.

 

[hotcpu]

I'm guessing since I have to go to Costco. I'll come back to 20 pages more.

I feel your pain ... Lunch Hour is almost up just catching up

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I do owe @LadyLascivious1 a pic of me in pants she helped pick out so hold on to your panties ladies.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Us fat guys aren't as well received as thick women are, but hell...I am what I am!

by whom? I have dated super fit guys in my day. It involved me going to the gym and watching them, and they'd use words that ended with "thon" and didn't even begin with "fuck". Guys who will stop and surprise me with a giant box of tacos to share have their perks.

 

[hotcpu]

and apparently word to image ratio addition time according to the banter

Always good to keep the Math Problems simple ....

 

[Lindi37]

That's what I'm hearing, although I wasn't invited. Not even as the towel-boy or photographer! Y'all must be set.

I’ve heard so far that you don’t need an invite… or it’s a repeat of highschool and I get the wrong address

 

[Trubbycat]

by whom? I have dated super fit guys in my day. It involved me going to the gym and watching them, and they'd use words that ended with "thon" and didn't even begin with "fuck". Guys who will stop and surprise me with a giant box of tacos to share have their perks.

I'll share my tastiest beer with you (or wine if you're a wine gal) and give you all my little chubby luvvin'.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Can confirm (Wifey was pretty high up in the Provincial organization here, and the bitches who thought they were on a mission from God were unreal)

Did they think they were the Blues Brothers?

I was alland then I was all

Grief counselors will be on site today.

That's too bad Angelica but maybe this will make you feel better.

Your selflessness is greatly appreciated. Sharing is caring.

I do owe @LadyLascivious1 a pic of me in pants she helped pick out so hold on to your panties ladies.

I'm really hoping that you mean pants (UK) and not trousers.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I do owe @LadyLascivious1 a pic of me in pants she helped pick out so hold on to your panties ladies.

what if I lost my panties? during a panty raid....that is my story.

 

[Diosax]

Fingers crossed hoping that you don't notice the sad face reaction I gave your post because I missed your pic.

I did haha

Now look at that. You're getting the hang of it.

Haha ty for noticing!

 

[Bbl87]

I think I prefer this chaos thread. Less political. More naked.

I mean, except you. Me and Bigfoot are still on the lookout.

https://imgur.com/a/FAyVaUY

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

They were! I could never

It's an injustice I have no such talent

i love puns!!! I can’t think of any right now though

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Shower light and shadow...

 

[WerdNerd]

Grief counselors will be on site today.

Your selflessness is greatly appreciated. Sharing is caring.

Would you like me to show you where it hurts?

I do love sharing.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Would you like me to show you where it hurts?

I do love sharing.

If you think that will make it feel better, I'm happy to take a look.

 

[WerdNerd]

Shower light and shadow...

Sharing IS caring and gorgeous too.

 

[Nicefella]

what if I lost my panties? during a panty raid....that is my story.

Those raids are fucking unconstitutional. Total breach of your 4th amendment rights. No one can unreasonably seize your drawers without a warrant, your express consent, or probable cock.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The struggle is real, think that is the desired effect….

we all need hobbies to get ourselves through the day, right?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

by whom? I have dated super fit guys in my day. It involved me going to the gym and watching them, and they'd use words that ended with "thon" and didn't even begin with "fuck". Guys who will stop and surprise me with a giant box of tacos to share have their perks.

So Tacos and a full-frontal? I will have to owe you the tacos. Warning: Big Fat Guy pic.

(I said I would post this briefly in "Over 60" and its been up since like 03JAN...)

 

[MedicalMuse]

Shower light and shadow...

Smokin!!