The Lit experience: men v women

[Lord Pmann]

hahahaha good suggestion lol but why put up a pic then?

Well, does your pic answer the following questions:

- what size are your boobs?
- is your face manky?
- is your vagina like a wild alpaca?

A good pic answers all of those questions.

“Weeding out bushy beavers” sounds like an ad for a beauticians

TM, motherfucker!

Real men are skeered of a little hair yaknow

Skeered of a little hair? Most guys aren’t. Skeered off a lot of hair… maybe. The clit is hard enough to find without having to fight the yeti to get there.

 

[may_I_please]

Are you giving away some information here?

What? No!

I am a firm believer in a change is as good as a rest

 

[may_I_please]

Talking of fighting the yeti, one assumes that all males manscape now

 

[AnnyMouse28]

The clit is hard enough to find without having to fight the yeti to get there.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.c1ac36207c2c6d95958e7949ba33d595?rik=hnKDpi4mhqxqsw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.thinkinglin.es%2fwordpress%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2015%2f07%2fanatomia-cl%c3%adtoris2.jpg&ehk=fF%2fIwG9xyw7GINW3GE1EbuI56M%2bjfhq4zvnsZpcBxCg%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.c1ac36207c2c6d95958e7949ba33d595?rik=hnKDpi4mhqxqsw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.thinkinglin.es%2fwordpress%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2015%2f07%2fanatomia-cl%c3%adtoris2.jpg&ehk=fF%2fIwG9xyw7GINW3GE1EbuI56M%2bjfhq4zvnsZpcBxCg%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

It’s like the Osama Bin Laden of body parts. Hiding out in some cave like that.

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.c1ac36207c2c6d95958e7949ba33d595?rik=hnKDpi4mhqxqsw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.thinkinglin.es%2fwordpress%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2015%2f07%2fanatomia-cl%c3%adtoris2.jpg&ehk=fF%2fIwG9xyw7GINW3GE1EbuI56M%2bjfhq4zvnsZpcBxCg%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

Oh…… there. Why don’t women tell us that

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Here I am catching up on Christmas reading...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41VHohnhjJL._AC_SY780_.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Talking of fighting the yeti, one assumes that all males manscape now

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/865/302/3d5.gif

 

[AnnyMouse28]

It’s like the Osama Bin Laden of body parts. Hiding out in some cave like that.

If it's hiding you are doing something wrong.

Think of it like an uncut cock. The head is hiding until it is excited.

 

[Png1drv]

Clit hunters, the next great TV series

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Talking of fighting the yeti, one assumes that all males manscape now

I am personally not a big fan of that assumption...

 

[wallstreetguy]

Women on Lit often tell me about being bombarded by men with weird come-ons and fetishes. They are always surprised when I tell them I get some of that, though not on the same scale. I get men trying to interest me in their wives, men pretending to be women (though I smoke them out pretty quickly; quick tip for dudes: If she can read your mind instantly, it's a guy) and women with some bizarre cravings.
That said, I still enjoy the site quite a bit.

 

[Png1drv]

I enjoy the site, especially the stories. Find myself more into the longer tales with a good plot. Guess I'm evolving.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Women on Lit often tell me about being bombarded by men with weird come-ons and fetishes. They are always surprised when I tell them I get some of that, though not on the same scale. I get men trying to interest me in their wives, men pretending to be women (though I smoke them out pretty quickly; quick tip for dudes: If she can read your mind instantly, it's a guy) and women with some bizarre cravings.
That said, I still enjoy the site quite a bit.

This, why didn't think of this? It is indeed one of the bizarre interactions here on Lit. Men pawning of their wives, step fathers their daughters... that is the part of Lit I find truly sickening, luckily, it doesn't happen all that often !

Love,
Thom

 

[Lord Pmann]

Clit hunters, the next great TV series

You’ve made my day with this post.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This, why didn't think of this? It is indeed one of the bizarre interactions here on Lit. Men pawning of their wives, step fathers their daughters... that is the part of Lit I find truly sickening, luckily, it doesn't happen all that often !

Love,
Thom

I don’t get any of this. None. Every so often a girl will PM me, but it’s always about something very insightful I’ve said on the forum. It has been years since I’ve gotten some bizarre message with sexual overtones to it. And I’ve never gotten dudes trying to have their way with me. No men pawning their wives off on me. No stepdaughters. What am I doing wrong?

 

[cascadiabound]

I don't have much experience with the new interface. Frankly, I don't get the concept of following someone, does that mean you are notified when they post? What happened to good old stalking, too much work to do that?

AF!!!!!
The new interface does not allow stalking in quite the same way is in the past. And by stalking, I mean the ability to review the last 1-2+ months of posts to check out a litsters behavior, thread interest, style of interacting, etc.
In the past if someone I had little/no prior contact with messaged me and I was willing to invest some time to check them out, it was very useful to help me decide if I wanted any contact with them or not.

The new interface has a "newsfeed" as others have commented, but I find it very clunky and I am not in the habit of checking on it so it is not useful to me.
The new interface also took everyone on my "buddy" list and now I "follow" them. Honestly I need to do a huge cleanup on my "following list". I used my buddy list for a lot of things... when I had my PMs off, only those on my buddy list could contact me, so there are people on my list currently who I must have permitted a PM or two for some specific reason so long obscured I don't even recall the user at all. Others on my list are dead or have long ago left Lit. Ya. It's a mess.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Maybe you seem less gullible then I do

Love,

Thom

 

[Mrtenant]

Oof.
There's a shit ton of truth here.

I found lit to save my marriage. I took ownership of my sexuality and decided to figure out what makes me tick. Unlike what others think, I wasn't lonely or feeling like I was lacking. I recognized I'm complex and needed to understand my sexual self if I was going to ever offer it to someone else.

I love lit for the community it provides.
I'll always call y'all my pervy army and I wouldn't have it any other way

Saving marriage? Curious.

My initial foray onto Lit was stories, much like so many people. No profile or anything.

It was so long ago. 2003 as I recall. Our marriage had changed fundamentally. My wife had transformed into supermom. She was and is very very good at it. The tradeoff was our sexual growth together. I did all I knew how to do. Romance, gifts, attempts at vacations together, real talk with her. I borrowed from Lit to try and find ways to re-ignite our relationship that way. By 2010, I despaired. By 2011 my Lit activities nearly destroyed my marriage. Since then, it has been more of a stabilizing thing. She still doesn't want to come to the party. But then, I am pretty sure she knows I do something online. She seems okay with it as long as it is not out in the open, does not interfere with her parenting objectives, my duties as husband and father, and our financial direction. If I brought it out into the open, I have no illusions how things would change. We were so good together when we were new. We are entering a new stage of empty nesting- first year. Perhaps things will improve. I am hopeful. Perhaps absurdly so.

 

[barefootgirl69]

@cascadiabound
It's easy to clean up who we follow. I wish we could go through the "followers" and delete if needed.

 

[cascadiabound]

@cascadiabound
It's easy to clean up who we follow. I wish we could go through the "followers" and delete if needed.

Ya. Just need to do it.

I did have someone recently ask me if it was okay if they followed me. I thought it was very polite that they asked, especially since people can follow anyone (as long as their profile isn't blocked/set to private) and as you noted, bfg, there is no "friend/unfriend" type of function on Lit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

@cascadiabound
It's easy to clean up who we follow. I wish we could go through the "followers" and delete if needed.

I hear you.
I do love that we can restrict who has access to our profiles on the new platform. In this day and age it's an important safety feature.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The thread isn’t closed!

eh, it is dead and buried. Also, I think I may have lost my girl card by the standards of that intro post. eh, happens often. When my coworkers elect me to speak for the entire female gender, it usually begins with "hey, you are sort of a girl" haha.

Women on Lit often tell me about being bombarded by men with weird come-ons and fetishes. They are always surprised when I tell them I get some of that, though not on the same scale. I get men trying to interest me in their wives, men pretending to be women (though I smoke them out pretty quickly; quick tip for dudes: If she can read your mind instantly, it's a guy) and women with some bizarre cravings.
That said, I still enjoy the site quite a bit.

lol. I'd guess the men then pretend to be their wives, Now mind reading though, in fairness, you are a straight man hanging out on lit, are you that sure that where your mind is, is that much of a mystery? I think I may be able to take a guess at this mind reading thing.

 

[cascadiabound]

I hear you.
I do love that we can restrict who has access to our profiles on the new platform. In this day and age it's an important safety feature.

I guess I have little compromising info on my profile imo. So I haven't restricted. That decision subject to review and change at any time....

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

lol. I'd guess the men then pretend to be their wives, Now mind reading though, in fairness, you are a straight man hanging out on lit, are you that sure that where your mind is, is that much of a mystery? I think I may be able to take a guess at this mind reading thing.

I’m thinking boobs. Probably unique in that tho