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Thanks. I kind of liked some that I've read, but the process seems cumbersome.I''ve been here since 2014, and have never seen a chain story get traction. I think it's an old site idea that's died.
I'm impressed. Simon goes pantser, and gets something finished! Link when it's loaded, so we can all have a look.This thread, coupled with reading an essay this morning that was recently published by BlackRandi, inspired me to write my own mock chain story. I submitted it half an hour ago, my first story to be published in the Humor and Satire category. It's a spoof of a classroom chain story assignment co-written by a pro-cuckoldry woman and an anti-cuckoldry man. It took me about seven and a half hours from conception to submission, which I think is my record.
You would have been proud. No outline at all. Just sat down and wrote.I'm impressed. Simon goes pantser, and gets something finished! Link when it's loaded, so we can all have a look.
Wait, what? 750 words in seven and a half hours? That's (EB counts on his fingers and does some quick maths) a word and a half a minute.You would have been proud. No outline at all. Just sat down and wrote.
Of course, it's only 700-something words.
Wait, what? 750 words in seven and a half hours? That's (EB counts on his fingers and does some quick maths) a word and a half a minute.
I don't think Laurel accepts runes carved in stone, but I guess we'll see.
Suzie knocked on Simon's door. "Dear brother of mine, you did mean 750 words, to be sure?"
"Fuck," said Simon, as he pressed the Edit button to recover his story, before Laurel knocked it back with a polite note, "Stories must be a minimum of 750 words, unless you're a poet."
"e.e.doom?" muttered simon, optimistically.
And two minutes later, I'm still laughing! This is why God put you on the planet, Simon, to keep us (me) amusedI didn't work on it solidly that entire time.
But damn, you're right. It might not be enough words. Jeez.
It took about 10 minutes, thank you very much.And two minutes later, I'm still laughing! This is why God put you on the planet, Simon, to keep us (me) amused.
Carry on; another two hours should get you over the line!
Good man!It took about 10 minutes, thank you very much.
It was just approved. To be published January 1, my first story for 2023.
Good man!
365 days for the next one. You can do it.
One cold day in the future, Simon looked at his desk calendar. 30th December 2023.
"Fuck!, better start on the next one."
Downstairs in the kitchen, Suzie looked at her mom. "I really don't know what he does up there, in his room all day."
Simon's mom blew over the coffee to cool it. "I do," she replied, and took the cup up to Simon's room.
I love the 1.3 months precision, that's priceless! TP is right, your data analytics get scary!I'm averaging a story every 1.3 months for the last six years. It's not that shabby. Plus there's the whole full-time job thing.
But what's the job thing got to do with it, given the amount of procrastination time you spend here?
I love the 1.3 months precision, that's priceless! TP is right, your data analytics get scary!
But what's the job thing got to do with it, given the amount of procrastination time you spend here?
Carry on.
Your fans will take it as gospel truth, and reward you appropriately, I'm sure.It's up: https://www.literotica.com/s/cuckolds-and-incels-a-chain-story.
Just a caution: the story is not intended in any way to be a serious commentary on the subject matter. It's a spontaneous spoof that plays it for laughs.
The directions for a tag edit say put "Tag edit only" or something like that in the story body. That is all I put. The tag edit has been pending for many days. I'm wondering if I should have dropped the story text in there beneath the "Tag edit only" label. Could :not enough words" be my problem here too?I didn't work on it solidly that entire time.
But damn, you're right. It might not be enough words. Jeez.
Update: I owe you one. I made a few edits to get it over the minimum and resubmitted it.
Edits have the lowest priority. At times when Laurel has limited time or the queue is overflowing, edits go on the back burner. There's no "normal" timeframe for edits to get processed. I think the last one I did took about a week.The directions for a tag edit say put "Tag edit only" or something like that in the story body. That is all I put. The tag edit has been pending for many days. I'm wondering if I should have dropped the story text in there beneath the "Tag edit only" label. Could :not enough words" be my problem here too?
It's been a week today though. Its says pending. Ya think I did it wrong?Edits have the lowest priority. At times when Laurel has limited time or the queue is overflowing, edits go on the back burner. There's no "normal" timeframe for edits to get processed. I think the last one I did took about a week.
Adding the entire story text again would just make it confusing. Having only the notation for a tag edit in there makes it far more likely that you'll get processed when Laurel does have time to deal with the edit queue. For future reference, I would also put that notation in the moderator notes section, if you didn't. Every way you can say "Quick and simple revision!" is a good thing.
If it was a normal submission, I'd recommend resubmitting it to reset its position in the queue at a week. But with an edit... I'd wait at least two weeks before getting concerned.It's been a week today though. Its says pending. Ya think I did it wrong?