Boner Killers

[Lonelywife1205]

Tell us about those moments when you were in the heat of the moment (with a real life partner, e-boning, taking care of yourself or whatever) and something happened that made it come to a screeching halt.

Or maybe that has never happened, but what would be a total boner killer for you?

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[Mrtenant]

Ehhhhh....ejaculating. Weird how that happens.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My lady boner is so sensitive. I have a really strong disgust trigger.

Paradoxically, what turns me on when I'm aroused can totally disgust me when I'm not. Humans are weird. (Maybe it's just me)

 

[HeavyBalls]

A kick in the junk...

 

[Mrtenant]

My lady boner is so sensitive. I have a really strong disgust trigger.

Paradoxically, what turns me on when I'm aroused can totally disgust me when I'm not. Humans are weird. (Maybe it's just me)

(Its you, its you)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

(Its you, its you)

I figured

 

[Mrtenant]

I figured

I find weirdness attractive. You wear it well.

 

[Lady2020]

I would suggest if you can't ejaculate, it 's better to bring the subject up before you go to Skype.

 

[jason28053]

I would suggest if you can't ejaculate, it 's better to bring the subject up before you go to Skype.

I think he meant after ejaculating you lose boner

 

[Mrtenant]

I would suggest if you can't ejaculate, it 's better to bring the subject up before you go to Skype.

Can you put that on your business card?

 

[Mrtenant]

In the spirit of the thread.....

Leg cramp

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I find weirdness attractive. You wear it well.

Oh, I'm pretty freaking weird. I may look waspy, but I'm a bonified weirdo

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think he meant after ejaculating you lose boner

I think she meant something completely different?

 

[Lady2020]

Given the comments, that would mean as a lady Litster when a man tells me he wasn't cumming all the times he said he was I'm just a little bitch and I need to pull myself by my bootstraps.

 

[jason28053]

It’s hard to kill my boner, but children “walking in” is a killer

 

[nitewolfaz1]

When I hear the garage door opening from the wife coming home. It's amazing how quick I can get a boner down when needed. I'm glad it's an old door that's loud and for some reason I never get around to greasing it.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sloppy kisses

 

[jason28053]

I think she meant something completely different?

Could be?

 

[Rob_Royale]

Wife and going at it during floor sex. We're really in the zone. Screams, curses, moans and it's awesome. We're in missionary. We had a puppy that had been sleeping behind us, who had apparently woke and came over to investigate the commotion. First thing he does is lay a cold nose on my asshole. I let out a yelp and popped up like I'd been shocked. My wife still laughs about it 25+ years later.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Given the comments, that would mean as a lady Litster when a man tells me he wasn't cumming all the times he said he was I'm just a little bitch and I need to pull myself by my bootstraps.

Reverse faking?
Sad

 

[Mrtenant]

Sloppy kisses

Like drooling, lots of spit, slobbery lips and stuff?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wife and going at it during floor sex. We're really in the zone. Screams, curses, moans and it's awesome. We're in missionary. We had a puppy that had been sleeping behind us, who had apparently woke and came over to investigate the commotion. First thing he does is lay a cold nose on my asshole. I let out a yelp and popped up like I'd been shocked. My wife still laughs about it 25+ years later.

Okay, this one got an ugly laugh out of me.
You poor thing. That sounds every kind of alarming

 

[Chillygirl]

He sent a video jerking off and his nails were longer than mine…

 

[barefootgirl69]

@Mrtenant

Yes... that.

 

[Mrtenant]

Almost like a few pussies I've kissed