What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[LizVegas79]

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"No it isn't. If you had a big dick your wife would have told me about it.
She would have told all her friends about it. But she hasn't, so you don't.
Nice try though. I wish you did. I've always kind of liked you."

 

[Justplatonic]

"Does this outfit make my ass look fat, sweetie? Or does it make it look P-H-A-T fat?"

Oh Goddess, nice question... Definitely PHAT, and how!...

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh Goddess, nice question... Definitely PHAT, and how!...

Good answer! You win a prize. You may kiss the toe of your choice.
But you only have five minutes to decide because I don't want to be late for my dentist appointment.

 

[Justplatonic]

Good answer! You win a prize. You may kiss the toe of your choice.
But you only have five minutes to decide because I don't want to be late for my dentist appointment.

Thank you Goddess... Choices, choices... I can't decide!

But if you're worried about the dentist, may I come along to support you?

While you're in the chair, I could suck your toes to make you feel better?...

 

[LizVegas79]

Thank you Goddess... Choices, choices... I can't decide!

But if you're worried about the dentist, may I come along to support you?

While you're in the chair, I could suck your toes to make you feel better?...

I'm sorry, sweetie. You can drive me to my appointment, but you'll have to wait for me in the waiting room.

Didn't you notice my outfit? I haven't paid for dental work in years for a reason!

 

[Justplatonic]

I'm sorry, sweetie. You can drive me to my appointment, but you'll have to wait for me in the waiting room.

Didn't you notice my outfit? I haven't paid for dental work in years for a reason!

I get you now Goddess. So I gather I'm on clean up duty when we return home?...

 

[Booboobear84]

https://data.whicdn.com/images/330284222/original.jpg

"So are we going to go somewhere and fuck after this or what?"

She looks a lot like the poster

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/QnoRj58.jpg

"You're just gonna sit there and stare?"...

 

[Trubbycat]

She looks a lot like the poster

Holy shit, this pizza is fucking great!

 

[Justplatonic]

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"So are we going to go somewhere and fuck after this or what?"

"Let me have a bite of your pizza, and I'll fuck you for free!", said Helicopter Girl, the woman in the poster...

 

[jaF0]

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Who was that masked man?



.

 

[Justplatonic]

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"And? It's fuckin' freezing"...

 

[Trubbycat]

https://i.imgur.com/XdjTOwb.jpg

"And? It's fuckin' freezing"...

Welp, summer is definitely over.

 

[Justplatonic]

Welp, summer is definitely over.

Indeed it is regrettably...

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/QnoRj58.jpg

"Uh, sir? Excuse me. My tits are up here!"

 

[Paul_Chance]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/deac20801d979bd1e0bb25a0c95c8407/fd510fb4c3ce7771-1d/s1280x1920/404a0532784e887951e12bf6449d7bcc61cd0336.jpg

"It's seven o'clock in the morning and I'm still cum drunk from last night. Come on Gods of Uber, if you get here in five minutes I promise to go down on the driver on the way home regardless of gender."

<----Sudden sound of Uber squealing around the corner

 

[Paul_Chance]

https://i.imgur.com/QnoRj58.jpg

"I've been on my feet all night. Why don't you take me home and put me on my back so I can rest my feet by waving them in the air?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Forget it. I'm not going to go home with you for buying me one lousy slice of pizza.
I mean, it's not lousy pizza. You were right, it's pretty good. But what kind of girl do
you think I am? Wait. Don't answer that. Look, buy me another slice and maybe I'll
blow you while you're driving me home. How's that?"

(contrary to popular belief, a lot of skinny girls eat more than you probably think! )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/66/af/ed/66afed6d0d2974947507102fc629734d.jpg

"Ooops, I lost my gun. Can I borrow yours?"

(in the event of an apocalypse it'll probably be important to always be prepared more than ever. it will also be important to still dress cute too. maybe even more important than it is today. guys won't shoot me if I'm dressed cute, right? my husband has forced me to watch a ton of apocalypse movies and the one thing I've learned is that the cute girls rarely get shot!)

 

[jaF0]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/76c9f111f151f17b45b17191b53368fe/tumblr_n9imdyCwE01seqlwgo1_1280.jpg


'How else am I supposed to carry beach balls?'

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/1qa0ULp.jpg

"My loofah didn't reach all of my places... You can do better..."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6be143dc905c2d02302c22b0d9d841c0/48589d763665e4bf-4f/s2048x3072/0a86263709c480ba6587c11f974fc32f0f7bb5f6.jpg

"Be patient, pet. I haven't decided what I'm going to do with you yet. But don't
worry. I will."

 

[investor2020]

L
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Lady on the left: "Come on . . . hurry . . . let's get to the room and get naked in bed together, and wait for my husband to find us and join in."

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/k2KG0co.jpg

"I'm your new IT Boss... I'm into more legacy tech, than most... I especially enjoy a hard drive"...

 

[thefishfryer]

https://i.imgur.com/k2KG0co.jpg

"I'm your new IT Boss... I'm into more legacy tech, than most... I especially enjoy a hard drive"...

Better than a floppy one,