🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[Whiskeyjack]

Dear Jizzus,

Please help me get off lesbian foot fetish Tumblr. I like the lesbians. I hate the feet.

Your fuckful servant,
Saint Pulpy

There are way better fetishes out there. Can't you find one of them?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is it a fetish, a kink, or a turn on???

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I'm not sure. But her piercing just reminds me of this bit from Tom Segura.
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[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm not sure. But her piercing just reminds me of this bit from Tom Segura.
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Lol! I had an eyebrow ring from 18 - 22

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Lol! I had an eyebrow ring from 18 - 22

And a statement was made.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

And a statement was made.

Hey hey.... the L in PLP stands true...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm not sure. But her piercing just reminds me of this bit from Tom Segura.
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I demand a recount! I think eyebrow rings can be hot AF and would consider getting one, but I’m not allowing any fist penetration

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

Can we just have a moment for how pretty this cake is. Like achievably pretty...
Am I making a cake this weekend??

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[Whiskeyjack]

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[LadyLascivious1]

Can we just have a moment for how pretty this cake is. Like achievably pretty...
Am I making a cake this weekend??

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I would like an order of all four of the above please. Do you offer immediate delivery?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I would like an order of all four of the above please. Do you offer immediate delivery?

Lucky you, we do! And it's a zero delivery fee day!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Lucky you, we do! And it's a zero delivery fee day!

It’s indeed my lucky day. I’m a really good tipper too!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[Joxlrg]

I am loving your kind of Nasty PLP

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I am loving your kind of Nasty PLP

I appreciate your appreciation.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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[hotcpu]

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I'm All In on this Sexy!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Its time for Hump Day prayers,

Dear Jizzus,

Firstly, we bring thanks for the many good things, good orgasms, and good friends you've brought into our lives. Specifically we thank you for all the Lit threads which have introduced us to new friends, funny and sexy alike. For these we say ahhhhyessss.

Next, Holy Squirt, we bring to you my biggest fan. Bless her, lord, for all the hours she spends thinking and posting just hoping I'll see it. Let her know lord, that her worship had been appreciated and send her one of her many (?) lovers to please her and occupy her mind. Help her up that post worship to a full 50%.

Thirdly, DD of the sky, we bring those Litsters to you who like to assume things, lord. And while we love the ass here! We'd rather fuck it, finger it, or eat it and not be it. Stretch their minds just like you stretch their cunts and help them know that just because they didn't get a certified letter informing them of something doesn't mean it hasn't happened and just because they think something doesn't mean its true. Humble these ASSumers and help them be the brave little angels you breeded them to be.

Finally lord, we thank you for the perverts - the kind hearted cuckolds, the generous German cuddle party attendees, the patient panty sniffers, the bestie breeders, and the likable lickers. As they mind their business lord, mind their erotic lives. Make them irresistible and make their cum taste like cotton candy.

Also please don't let Florida wash away....well except Ronny D. Take him home with you.

In your unholy name we gay,
S'men

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[Whiskeyjack]

There's a reason I check this thread in the church office. And that's because I know I'm gonna need Jesus after seeing your posts.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

There's a reason I check this thread in the church office. And that's because I know I'm gonna need Jesus after seeing your posts.

Does that make me.... a missionary?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Does that make me.... a missionary?

You're doing the Lord's work.