Where do you masturbate when privacy matters?

[Drinkmein]

We have all been there. I’m there right now! You NEED to cum but the house is full of orgasm blockers; kids, uninterested partners, houseguests. Short of “taking a drive” which would never work for me, what are your thoughts? I’ve already laid by Mr No Sex Drive and touched myself a bit. He’s deep asleep. It’s going to take more than my finger. Shower? Help!

 

[rycat25]

Receiving a naughty text and sneaking into the bathroom?

 

[basic_desires]

Wake him and make sure he gets your need...personally, I'm always horny when waking up so for me it'd be a win win

 

[99Freedom]

The shower is always a great cover for what is truly happening.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’ve done the guest bedroom or even the living room. Mostly because both are on the other side of my home.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You’re supposed to do it in private?

 

[sixfoot4]

Speed is of the essence. So what self administered technique gets you there fastest? Vibrator, in both ends, and on clit and nipple clamps and..OK, so now you look like a walking sex toy billboard where to go? How long are you going to take? You got 5 mins tops! Don't forget something to bite down on to suppress moans as you cum.Basement? Attic? Behind a bush in the garden? Garage? Go for it girl!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Speed is of the essence. So what self administered technique gets you there fastest? Vibrator, in both ends, and on clit and nipple clamps and..OK, so now you look like a walking sex toy billboard where to go? How long are you going to take? You got 5 mins tops! Don't forget something to bite down on to suppress moans as you cum.Basement? Attic? Behind a bush in the garden? Garage? Go for it girl!

Seems like he has a lot of experience in this area.

 

[Bisexguy70]

I always go out to my shop. Ive converted a shipping container with electricity and ac. Used to have my porn stash out there. But i left it open one day. Wife was curious and found it. That was a bad day cuz i had alot of tranny and gay porn

 

[sixfoot4]

Seems like he has a lot of experience in this area.

A combination of yes personal experience of gotta have a quickie and observing lovers and of process optimisation!

 

[mynameisben]

In the upstairs masturbatorium. The downstairs masturbatorium, sadly, has become far too heavily trafficked.


Ben

 

[Cyber_Bella]

In the upstairs masturbatorium. The downstairs masturbatorium, sadly, has become far too heavily trafficked.


Ben

Ohhhh so you have a sex with yourself room.

 

[AmberLGreen]

No, Amber. Just with the webcam off.

But the webcam doesn’t work on the bus anyway

 

[AmberLGreen]

Of course it does. What do you think the driver is looking at when you're stuck at the level crossing in Foxton?

"The vibe on the bus goes buzz, buzz buzz..."

Now it makes sense why he keeps reversing over the track when I have my tits out

 

[sixfoot4]

In the upstairs masturbatorium. The downstairs masturbatorium, sadly, has become far too heavily trafficked.


Ben

Interesting concept. Can you please describe the masturbatorium furnishings decor aids stimulus materials toys AV devices external input voyeur facilities (viewing gantry?) etc etc TIA

 

[muaddib1st]

The shower is the only truly safe place. Plus, the shower head can come in handy.

 

[sixfoot4]

The shower is the only truly safe place. Plus, the shower head can come in handy.

isn't a bit big to push inside you?

 

[sixfoot4]

Of course it does. What do you think the driver is looking at when you're stuck at the level crossing in Foxton?

"The vibe on the bus goes buzz, buzz buzz..."

What, Foxton Market Harborough?? Oh, that's you at the back of the bus with a big grin on your face! Tickets please!

 

[sixfoot4]

I always go out to my shop. Ive converted a shipping container with electricity and ac. Used to have my porn stash out there. But i left it open one day. Wife was curious and found it. That was a bad day cuz i had alot of tranny and gay porn

Oh dear. Were they covered in dried semen??

 

[LeatherPearls]

The shower is the only place where I can get 5 minutes of peace in my house.

My code phrase is 'I'm washing my hair' which means 'I'm taking a while and don't bug me.' It is not bulletproof, but it works.

 

[muaddib1st]

The shower is the only place where I can get 5 minutes of peace in my house.

My code phrase is 'I'm washing my hair' which means 'I'm taking a while and don't bug me.' It is not bulletproof, but it works.

Same exact thing here - minus the washing my hair.

 

[muaddib1st]

isn't a bit big to push inside you?

I make a different use of it.

 

[Acktion]

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[Bisexguy70]

Oh dear. Were they covered in dried semen??

Where else was i suppose to cum

 

[Kat73]

Shower or on the bottom level/bar in our house.