Lord Pmann wants to discuss Brianna38

[Garnate]

*spits*

Round these parts? These days? Sheeet. All’s I really need?

*looks into the distance through aviators, adjusts hat*

Are reasonable human beings.

*kicks dust, looks yonder*

This place, this playground, it used to be playful. There were these things called “jokes.” And fresh language, verbal grab-assing, it was mostly allowed as long as one could reckon their way about their grammar n spellin…

*sighs wistfully*

Glad to see you wanderin thru these parts, lady. Maybe stay a while. Could use a bolt of lightning like you round here. And take care now.

*rides off*

*lays in bed wishing she could actually ride tho*

*mind wanders to cowgirl boots, because even if i get fatter, they’ll still fit…

I heard I missed some shit with feminazis. Real or imagined?

*pretends I can ride, too*

 

[Mav Unlimited]

*spits*

Round these parts? These days? Sheeet. All’s I really need?

*looks into the distance through aviators, adjusts hat*

Are reasonable human beings.

*kicks dust, looks yonder*

This place, this playground, it used to be playful. There were these things called “jokes.” And fresh language, verbal grab-assing, it was mostly allowed as long as one could reckon their way about their grammar n spellin…

*sighs wistfully*

Glad to see you wanderin thru these parts, lady. Maybe stay a while. Could use a bolt of lightning like you round here. And take care now.

*rides off*

*lays in bed wishing she could actually ride tho*

*mind wanders to cowgirl boots, because even if i get fatter, they’ll still fit…

Get some expensive sunglasses. And stay for a while would you. What’s the rush?

 

[Taegul]

Agreed!

Also,

Does this mean I have to stop describing myself to the ladies as "hung like a horse"?

-EDIT- I just asked a horse if this was offensive and he said "neigh", so I guess I'm still good.

*Rimshot*

 

[jordanp76]

Welp. I’ve been away for a few weeks and thought I would just pop in to PG for a little diversion. This thread truly delivered…and then some. I still can’t wrap my head around the Mo-Pmann detente though….

 

[jaF0]

Did somebody say Frau Blucher?

 

[JamesD_0117]

I have a confession. My last name isn’t 28053

Let me guess…it’s really 867-5309

 

[JamesD_0117]

I  knew it! I bet it's really 8675309!

Damn! Beat me to it!

 

[JamesD_0117]

Does this mean I have to stop describing myself to the ladies as "hung like a horse"?

-EDIT- I just asked a horse if this was offensive and he said "neigh", so I guess I'm still good.

*Rimshot*

He’s here all night everyone! Tip your waitresses!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Does this mean I have to stop describing myself to the ladies as "hung like a horse"?

I've been told I'm hung like a horse. A sea horse. But a horse, nevertheless.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Welp. I’ve been away for a few weeks and thought I would just pop in to PG for a little diversion. This thread truly delivered…and then some. I still can’t wrap my head around the Mo-Pmann detente though….

I'm as shocked as anyone.

 

[Mr_bogey]

It’s not a witch hunt; it’s is an important discussion: to whom are we sending our genitals?

This has been like an internet safe-sex refresher course.

With a brief cilantro-debate-interlude. And some oddly held tenets about homesteading. (Shit, twenty years ago when I discovered canning and went ham, that was called a “hobby,” versus a polarizing indication of who I vote for or worship.) But I digress.

Online, ESPECIALLY HERE, in the deep, dark heart of the websy jungle, you can’t smell it before you lick it, yanno?

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with beating this particular undead horse.

There’s newbies around (or a fuckton of alts?) and this is pretty much the Most Important Lit Topic of All Time.

If I am sending naughty bits combined with personal info around, and there’s a real-deal bad apple in the bunch, I wanna know about it!

And maybe it’s good to remind the newbies, and even us long-timers, that bad apples are, yep, they’re out there. Motives sometimes innocuous, unknown, or sad… sometimes more pernicious… but they’re out there.

And they’re gizzing all over themselves as they read this thread.

So, um, yeah, the next time you are sending naughty bits around.....

 

[Mr_bogey]

Agreed!

Also,

Pmann needs to launch an investigation into what search led aussie to discover this video.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Welp. I’ve been away for a few weeks and thought I would just pop in to PG for a little diversion. This thread truly delivered…and then some. I still can’t wrap my head around the Mo-Pmann detente though….

Don't question it, just enjoy it.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I've been told I'm hung like a horse. A sea horse. But a horse, nevertheless.

Henny Youngman, ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here all week.

 

[Trekka]

So, um, yeah, the next time you are sending naughty bits around.....

I’m gonna need a full background check and a safety deposit fee up front.

The safety deposit is to cover legal fees for slander and libel suits should you steal my bits and try to claim them as your own to seduce bicurious women, or report to others that I am anything other than a 5’7,” 34D, size 6, natural blonde, with a sparkling personality.

 

[hotwords229_A]

. . . should you steal my bits and try to claim them as your own to seduce bicurious women . . .

Do women send each other sexy pics to seduce each other? Is this really something that goes on?
A bi-curiosity check? If so, I need to know this immediately.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do women send each other sexy pics to seduce each other? Is this really something that goes on?
A bi-curiosity check? If so, I need to know this immediately.

I've sent my boobs to @Trekka

 

[Trekka]

Do women send each other sexy pics to seduce each other? Is this really something that goes on?

Oh my lord. Hotwords.
Yes.

I've sent my boobs to @Trekka

Those were comedy boobs!
Totally different.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m gonna need a full background check and a safety deposit fee up front.

The safety deposit is to cover legal fees for slander and libel suits should you steal my bits and try to claim them as your own to seduce bicurious women, or report to others that I am anything other than a 5’7,” 34D, size 6, natural blonde, with a sparkling personality.

So us having the same taste in women isn't enough proof?

 

[KatieDoes]

Do women send each other sexy pics to seduce each other? Is this really something that goes on?
A bi-curiosity check? If so, I need to know this immediately.

LOL. I’ve sent pics to WAY more women than to men. Way more often, way sooner in knowing them. I thought that was why so many men made fake accounts pretending to be women?

 

[hairball18]

I've sent my boobs to @Trekka

Didn't you miss them?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Henny Youngman, ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here all week.

Dammit, bogey. Could you please use references from the past 90 years only? I have to use microfiche to see your references.

Next you're gonna reference some jokes you heard at Ford's Theater the night Lincoln was shot.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Didn't you miss them?

Eventually. Being titless was nice for a while.

And Trekka is right, they were comedy boobs. If I wanted to seduce her I would've put glitter on them or something.

 

[hairball18]

Not having to find a bra that fits properly. Or sprinkles.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dammit, bogey. Could you please use references from the past 90 years only? I have to use microfiche to see your references.

Next you're gonna reference some jokes you heard at Ford's Theater the night Lincoln was shot.

If you use jokes from this century, I'll use comedians, deal?
I can't help if I'm a stickler for accuracy.