jason28053
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You have to use jazz hands
Lord Pmann wants to discuss Brianna38
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Mattentive
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Wearing baseball gloves.You have to use jazz hands
Lord Pmann
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I would argue beating off a horse, regardless of its breathing status, is never a good idea.
Also, I think the discussion is fine. Has it been discussed a lot? Yeah. But the thread is fun. And you know what else has been discussed ad nauseum? Starting the next word with the last letter of the sentence above you. Or any other thing we’ve discussed at Lit. I get that people wouldn’t want to drag other names out there. That’s very fair. So let’s not have a witch hunt (we missed the opportunity to call it a bitch hunt, but I digress).
Now, back to not beating off dead or alive horses, as that’s against forum rules.
Mattentive
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Touche.Obviously, there are some people that have nothing better to do with their time. Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
aussiegeekygal
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Garnate
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White people really need to be stopped.
Lord Pmann
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Fo shizzle.
85Ironman
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TotallyNotTaegul
HOOK ME UP, BABY!
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That made me want to eat steak topped with a hamburger and bacon.
aussiegeekygal
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So, true story. I posted this, went off to dinner and when I logged back in I had already forgotten I'd posted this 
So I got a second laugh out of it.
Brilliant!
So I got a second laugh out of it.
Brilliant!
Garnate
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I can't forgive you for that one.So, true story. I posted this, went off to dinner and when I logged back in I had already forgotten I'd posted this
So I got a second laugh out of it.
Brilliant!
aussiegeekygal
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C'mon. It's comedic stylings of the early Internet. Kids these days have no idea what they missed out on.
Garnate
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And for that, they are blessed. Oh I'm a Island boyyyy....
Trekka
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^ah yes. my beloved backyardigans. let me go ahead and apologize, again, on behalf of my home state.
*waves* hi @Garnate it’s so nice to e-meet you! Looking forward to swapping social security numbers, mothers’ maiden names, and nekked pix within 3 PMs. Yolo.
Garnate
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Trekka
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Garnate
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Whatever you want me to be, baby. RAWR.You’re a surgeon?!
Trekka
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*spits*
Round these parts? These days? Sheeet. All’s I really need?
*looks into the distance through aviators, adjusts hat*
Are reasonable human beings.
*kicks dust, looks yonder*
This place, this playground, it used to be playful. There were these things called “jokes.” And fresh language, verbal grab-assing, it was mostly allowed as long as one could reckon their way about their grammar n spellin…
*sighs wistfully*
Glad to see you wanderin thru these parts, lady. Maybe stay a while. Could use a bolt of lightning like you round here. And take care now.
*rides off*
*lays in bed wishing she could actually ride tho*
*mind wanders to cowgirl boots, because even if i get fatter, they’ll still fit…
Garnate
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I heard I missed some shit with feminazis. Real or imagined?*spits*
Round these parts? These days? Sheeet. All’s I really need?
*looks into the distance through aviators, adjusts hat*
Are reasonable human beings.
*kicks dust, looks yonder*
This place, this playground, it used to be playful. There were these things called “jokes.” And fresh language, verbal grab-assing, it was mostly allowed as long as one could reckon their way about their grammar n spellin…
*sighs wistfully*
Glad to see you wanderin thru these parts, lady. Maybe stay a while. Could use a bolt of lightning like you round here. And take care now.
*rides off*
*lays in bed wishing she could actually ride tho*
*mind wanders to cowgirl boots, because even if i get fatter, they’ll still fit…
*pretends I can ride, too*
Mav Unlimited
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*spits*
Round these parts? These days? Sheeet. All’s I really need?
*looks into the distance through aviators, adjusts hat*
Are reasonable human beings.
*kicks dust, looks yonder*
This place, this playground, it used to be playful. There were these things called “jokes.” And fresh language, verbal grab-assing, it was mostly allowed as long as one could reckon their way about their grammar n spellin…
*sighs wistfully*
Glad to see you wanderin thru these parts, lady. Maybe stay a while. Could use a bolt of lightning like you round here. And take care now.
*rides off*
*lays in bed wishing she could actually ride tho*
*mind wanders to cowgirl boots, because even if i get fatter, they’ll still fit…
Get some expensive sunglasses. And stay for a while would you. What’s the rush?
Taegul
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Does this mean I have to stop describing myself to the ladies as "hung like a horse"?
-EDIT- I just asked a horse if this was offensive and he said "neigh", so I guess I'm still good.
*Rimshot*
JamesD_0117
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Let me guess…it’s really 867-5309
