🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well you'll have to wait for it to cool off so it'll stick.
Believed me, I'll work these logistics out for yall.

I appreciate your sacrifice. I salute you!

I did see nipple clamps with little buckets!!

Full of compliments?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I appreciate your sacrifice. I salute you!

Full of compliments?

The filling of your choice!!

 

[gga]

I did see nipple clamps with little buckets!!

I'm starting to look forward to tomorrow morning. Amazon, how soon can you deliver!?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm starting to look forward to tomorrow morning. Amazon, how soon can you deliver!?

Mine will be here tomorrow

Lol ok ok I didn't get the buckets and now I'm regretting it.

 

[Booboobear84]

Made from plain oatmeal. No packets here!

I added baking cocoa, peanut butter powder, and blueberries. It was very yummy.

Mine had pineapple, kiwi, strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, banana, raisins, walnuts, almonds, and cinnamon. It's a lot of prep time, but worth it.

 

[gga]

Mine had pineapple, kiwi, strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, banana, raisins, walnuts, almonds, and cinnamon. It's a lot of prep time, but worth it.

Was there room left for any oatmeal?

 

[Booboobear84]

Was there room left for any oatmeal?

The short answer is that I got bigger bowls.

The other thing I do is to try to get small bananas, since the banana represents the most volume by far. Some of the fruit ends up in a small cup (except the banana) which I give to my wife so she has more fruit in her diet. It took the longest time before she would have pineapple, but she is now a full convert.

I have been known to text pictures of my fruit to people because it is so pretty.

You have to admit this response belongs in this thread.

 

[gga]

I gave up on bananas because they turn too fast. For some fruit, I found it easier to use frozen, but you need to take into account the water content of the frozen fruit

You have to admit this response belongs in this thread.

So the following wasn't a euphemism?

I have been known to text pictures of my fruit to people because it is so pretty.

 

[Booboobear84]

I gave up on bananas because they turn too fast. For some fruit, I found it easier to use frozen, but you need to take into account the water content of the frozen fruit



So the following wasn't a euphemism?

No it wasn't, but well played sir.

 

[gga]

No it wasn't, but well played sir.

I usually get tasked to cut up the fruit whenever we bring fruit cup to a function, and I have to say that what you have put together there looks freaking awesome.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I gave up on bananas because they turn too fast. For some fruit, I found it easier to use frozen, but you need to take into account the water content of the frozen fruit



So the following wasn't a euphemism?

"Fruit", not nuts.

 

[Booboobear84]

I usually get tasked to cut up the fruit whenever we bring fruit cup to a function, and I have to say that what you have put together there looks freaking awesome.

What's truly awesome (and you as a New Englander will get this) is that I am still getting "native" strawberries from Canada (i.e. berries that are smaller and red all the way through, not those CA abominations). This will be one of the last weeks. BTW FL strawberries when they are around are a close second to native. There is a "farm stand" near me that has unbelievable produce nearly year round.

I have to admit my cutting and paring knife (kiwi) skills have increased a lot since I started this a few years ago.

 

[Booboobear84]

"Fruit", not nuts.

Not what you meant, but I do take the pictures before adding the nuts because I don't think it looks as pretty with them

 

[gga]

... I do take the pictures before adding the nuts because I don't think it looks as pretty with them

That's a common theme I've heard with some of my pics.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9ee094ea923afd35cff102f758038dc0/tumblr_nacf84oeOE1rcicsfo1_400.gifv

Ok... love ya guys but I can think of some things I'd rather talk about eating than oatmeal.

 

[gga]

Ok... love ya guys but I can think of some things I'd rather talk about eating than oatmeal.

You win.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9ee094ea923afd35cff102f758038dc0/tumblr_nacf84oeOE1rcicsfo1_400.gifv

Ok... love ya guys but I can think of some things I'd rather talk about eating than oatmeal.

And you burn calories while eating this.

 

[gga]

Ok... love ya guys but I can think of some things I'd rather talk about eating than oatmeal.

Since I started the sullying of your thread with oatmeal talk, I'll try to make up for it with one of my favorite things - sensual kisses.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0766fb2f8ead298571d50dec7a8161e3/tumblr_p1dq172Gii1vkq261o1_500.gif

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[Booboobear84]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9ee094ea923afd35cff102f758038dc0/tumblr_nacf84oeOE1rcicsfo1_400.gifv

Ok... love ya guys but I can think of some things I'd rather talk about eating than oatmeal.

Agreed and many of them liked your post

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Since I started the sullying of your thread with oatmeal talk, I'll try to make up for it with one of my favorite things - sensual kisses.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0766fb2f8ead298571d50dec7a8161e3/tumblr_p1dq172Gii1vkq261o1_500.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/fb1b92e88dc873718b535a468a1e8e61/tumblr_mvc732kKEf1rispguo1_400.gif

https://64.media.tumblr.com/1493fb63ab80347f75e78269f21f7d7b/tumblr_nbbxlyMq9T1tkki1wo3_r1_500.gif

Sweet mother of pearl! I'm going to have to go to the bedroom early tonight!

 

[gga]

Sweet mother of pearl! I'm going to have to go to the bedroom early tonight!

I kind of had a feeling that might be the case.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[Whiskeyjack]

This is the most B&B gif I've ever seen.

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Your search history must have the most interesting combinations of words.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Your search history must have the most interesting combinations of words.

Lol sometimes the universe just gives us gifts.