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CthuluLives said:
Man you guys take off when we're asleep on the other side of the pond! 18 pages I've just read through 😆

Lete see, made a few notes..

I actually don't like clowns, not scared of them but do actually hate them.

Death by Justa' Boobs should be a choice 🥰

Not seen MsNat's rear but I'm sure it's peachy 😘😆

The Exorcist came out when I was born. Old bastard..

I've never owned any sequin underware, that sounds like murder! I'm a boring shorts kinda guy, I don't have any novelty underware, no batman. Did buy a pair of David Beckham briefs a few year ago the ones that really have your junk tight so you can practically see everything, wife loved the look, but I just down have his physic, more 12 pack (buy 1 get 1 free). Ladies have such beautiful underware, so much variety, ive found myself many times telling ladies to keep their underware on as it looked so good. Men have no variety.

Broken cock, not mine but one of my best friends burst his banjo string, he was having some heavy sex with his gf, saw blood and thought her periods had started, realised it wasn't her, blood wouldn't stop, rushed to casualty and ended up with stitches and his cock out of action for 6 weeks.. 😳

Another mate had a horror story with his cock but unfortunately was for his gf. They were having sex and she started bleeding bad but again wasn't period. My bud had a prince albert piercing but decided to go a step further so got a frankenstein piercing and had it in for the 1st time, the blood turned out was from him basically cutting grooves into his gf's.. was another trip ho the er and him taking the piercing back out 😳😳

Fav ice cream is Ben and Jerry Chunk Monkey

Anyway, morning everyone
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I posted a story about dick piercings and bj ages ago on this thread. 🤣
Got to urm love them 😆
 
CthuluLives said:
Man you guys take off when we're asleep on the other side of the pond! 18 pages I've just read through 😆

Lete see, made a few notes..

I actually don't like clowns, not scared of them but do actually hate them.

Death by Justa' Boobs should be a choice 🥰

Not seen MsNat's rear but I'm sure it's peachy 😘😆

The Exorcist came out when I was born. Old bastard..

I've never owned any sequin underware, that sounds like murder! I'm a boring shorts kinda guy, I don't have any novelty underware, no batman. Did buy a pair of David Beckham briefs a few year ago the ones that really have your junk tight so you can practically see everything, wife loved the look, but I just down have his physic, more 12 pack (buy 1 get 1 free). Ladies have such beautiful underware, so much variety, ive found myself many times telling ladies to keep their underware on as it looked so good. Men have no variety.

Broken cock, not mine but one of my best friends burst his banjo string, he was having some heavy sex with his gf, saw blood and thought her periods had started, realised it wasn't her, blood wouldn't stop, rushed to casualty and ended up with stitches and his cock out of action for 6 weeks.. 😳

Another mate had a horror story with his cock but unfortunately was for his gf. They were having sex and she started bleeding bad but again wasn't period. My bud had a prince albert piercing but decided to go a step further so got a frankenstein piercing and had it in for the 1st time, the blood turned out was from him basically cutting grooves into his gf's.. was another trip ho the er and him taking the piercing back out 😳😳

Fav ice cream is Ben and Jerry Chunk Monkey

Anyway, morning everyone
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I am in America, I just quit sleeping on weekends. I still liked my creepy clown costume. I agree, I should probably not murder people with my boobs, they should choose. indeed. Specifically Mrs. MacNeil she advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddamned cunt. I do not recommend the sequined thong for you. the briefs sound good, yeah our panties are more interesting. Ouch. fucking ouch. cookies and cream. good morning
 
SinfuIDreams said:
I was 19 and confident as shit in my blow job ability, M being M thought this was extremely amusing and bet me the new pair of shoes I was eyeing up that I couldn't make the next guy he picked for me cum.

He picked a guy only know as "Monster." Yep writing should have been on the wall with that one. But nooo confident little me is all for it.
Here I was thinking the whole time ok he's got to be a dom with a name like that right?

Dom's love a good bj from a cute little sub.
So the day comes and M sends me to one of the private rooms at the club, I open the door and it's very dim lighting, I'm all squinty eyed trying to find this guy in the dark, when I finally do I can't help but gulp monster is dead set 100% right. He was sitting on a two seater sofa and took up the whole thing broad as fuck and he must have been at least 6"8 or 6" 9. M himself was a pretty big guy but this guy was massive and dressed head to toe in leathsearch , hood and all.

I'm on my knees in front of him no words exchange, starting up at this beast when he unzips his pants and pulls out the biggest dick I've ever seen I mean the kind of dick you expect to see on a huge guy size proportionate. But it wasn't the size of his dick that had me mentally saying hell no it was the Jacobs ladder, perfectly spaced out piercings. 10 in total from the top just below the head to the base.

I'm still sitting there gobsmacked my mouth hanging open in shock when this monster of a cock brushes against my lips. I'm think ok can't back out now, got to get this done.

I stretch my mouth open as far as I can and slide the first inch in, looking up at this beast as my eyes start to water and the first two piercings are in my mouth, then the third and fourth.
I'm really struggling at this stage his cock is butting up against the back of my throat and his piercings rubbing the inside top of my mouth and I'm gagging like hell. Being the trooper I was I keep going swallowing and shuddering.
He grabbed my head and pulled me down harder at the same time next thing I know the beast is I'm my throat and I'm coughing and gagging like no tomorrow but he doesn't stop just keeps going.
My throat twisting and shaking around him and suddenly I taste blood followed by cum, drown me amounts of cum it's running down my face, splashing all over the place. So damn much of it.

Finally I grab him by the base and wiggle him out of my mouth and throat and look down. 2 piercings are missing ripped clean out.
I look up at this guy and the sweetest softest voice with a slight lisp comes out. "Oh damn my Mistress is going to be pissed this was meant to be punishment."

Turned out Monster was a pain ho and ripping those out made him cum.
I got my new shoes the next day. 😉
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Found it, love the search button since the upgrade 😁
 
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
we had the piercing one last week. but not a serious tattoo discussion.
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I don't know about "serious," but I recall sharing a story about a marine getting the head of his penis tattooed with the Marine globe & anchor -- and then screaming bloody murder before it was finished. That was 8 days ago.

Edit: Also, someone shared a story about a guy with a rather prodigious dick with flame tattoos on the shaft. I think it was Nebs.
 
LexxRuthless said:
I don't know about "serious," but I recall sharing a story about a marine getting the head of his penis tattooed with the Marine globe & anchor -- and then screaming bloody murder before it was finished. That was 8 days ago.

Edit: Also, someone shared a story about a guy with a rather prodigious dick with flame tattoos on the shaft. I think it was Nebs.
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I recall the marine. forgot the flame. I need to research this more. 50/50 I end up watching porn.
 
LexxRuthless said:
I don't know about "serious," but I recall sharing a story about a marine getting the head of his penis tattooed with the Marine globe & anchor -- and then screaming bloody murder before it was finished. That was 8 days ago.

Edit: Also, someone shared a story about a guy with a rather prodigious dick with flame tattoos on the shaft. I think it was Nebs.
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Nebs also shared her story about mr. Horse dick and his flame covered wang.
 
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