Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[jason28053]

Ooo SO big?

Indeed!

 

[Mika1215]

Lol. I totally just compared to make sure. Still side eyeing invisible sex shop guy

Maybe we need to try it with a vibe? I mean, I can kind of see how this might be a good way of testing the intensity of vibrations. In public.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Maybe we need to try it with a vibe? I mean, I can kind of see how this might be a good way of testing the intensity of vibrations. In public.

I've never felt the need to pretest. I am the dive right in type lol.

 

[Deadbed1968]

You can test the effectiveness of a vibrator by placing it against the tip of your nose. Apparently the nerves at the tip of the nose are similar to those in the clit (according to the sex shop sales guy). If you can reach the tip of your nose with your tongue then you could probably experience what a woman feels like when you go down on her. It could help you to practice your technique.

I’d never heard of that! I can touch my nose with my tongue as well, and I’ve just seen it as a party trick, or oddity. Hmmm. This explains a lot

 

[AmberLGreen]

I've never felt the need to pretest. I am the dive right in type lol.

In the middle of the shop

 

[LittleSwitchy]

You can test the effectiveness of a vibrator by placing it against the tip of your nose. Apparently the nerves at the tip of the nose are similar to those in the clit (according to the sex shop sales guy). If you can reach the tip of your nose with your tongue then you could probably experience what a woman feels like when you go down on her. It could help you to practice your technique.

I don’t think lotta toy store employees know much about what they try to sell.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In the middle of the shop

Well not like the middle. That is more naughty corner appropriate.

 

[Mika1215]

I've never felt the need to pretest. I am the dive right in type lol.

Well sure, but comparison shopping?

Ok, I tried this. It was odd. I felt stupid. But weirdly it was not unpleasant while it was going on.

However now my nose feels sore and weird, and I don't think that I'm going to be adding this to my repertoire of pleasure or whatever.

 

[water_moutina]

Well not like the middle. That is more naughty corner appropriate.

Since when you started worrying about "appropriate". Where's justa?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well not like the middle. That is more naughty corner appropriate.

Can you imagine if they did a “try before you buy” campaign

 

[water_moutina]

Apparently the nerves at the tip of the nose are similar to those in the clit (according to the sex shop sales guy)

Maybe he just wanted to see you smell someone who used it on their clit before

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Since when you started worrying about "appropriate". Where's justa?

Hey, I pretend to have a minute amount of decorum, I do. It's just my role play game isn't really all that strong.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Hey, I pretend to have a minute amount of decorum, I do. It's just my role play game isn't really all that strong.

Everyone seems to want to role play. I'm not into that either. Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned phone sex, where you just listened to each other breathing and moaning, building a faster pace as both of you got closer to the ultimate aural satisfaction??

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Ok having my lunch who wants story time with Sin now?

 

[pandaburr]

Everyone seems to want to role play. I'm not into that either. Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned phone sex, where you just listened to each other breathing and moaning, building a faster pace as both of you got closer to the ultimate aural satisfaction??

Yes this is my preferred style as well. Role playing isn’t for me

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Ok having my lunch who wants story time with Sin now?

Pulls up a chair

 

[Dphillips]

Ok having my lunch who wants story time with Sin now?

 

[VoraciousValue]

I definitely could use more practice who wants to volunteer and come sit on my face

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I went with the chair. Figured getting a binky and hopping in your lap might be bit much

 

[HeavyBalls]

Hi,

I'm the Beast.

I Boobies!

 

[jason28053]

Ok having my lunch who wants story time with Sin now?

I’ll pull up a

 

[jason28053]

Ok having my lunch who wants story time with Sin now?

Can you make it a regular thing? A podcast?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I was 19 and confident as shit in my blow job ability, M being M thought this was extremely amusing and bet me the new pair of shoes I was eyeing up that I couldn't make the next guy he picked for me cum.

He picked a guy only know as "Monster." Yep writing should have been on the wall with that one. But nooo confident little me is all for it.
Here I was thinking the whole time ok he's got to be a dom with a name like that right?

Dom's love a good bj from a cute little sub.
So the day comes and M sends me to one of the private rooms at the club, I open the door and it's very dim lighting, I'm all squinty eyed trying to find this guy in the dark, when I finally do I can't help but gulp monster is dead set 100% right. He was sitting on a two seater sofa and took up the whole thing broad as fuck and he must have been at least 6"8 or 6" 9. M himself was a pretty big guy but this guy was massive and dressed head to toe in leather, hood and all.

I'm on my knees in front of him no words exchange, starting up at this beast when he unzips his pants and pulls out the biggest dick I've ever seen I mean the kind of dick you expect to see on a huge guy size proportionate. But it wasn't the size of his dick that had me mentally saying hell no it was the Jacobs ladder, perfectly spaced out piercings. 10 in total from the top just below the head to the base.

I'm still sitting there gobsmacked my mouth hanging open in shock when this monster of a cock brushes against my lips. I'm think ok can't back out now, got to get this done.

I stretch my mouth open as far as I can and slide the first inch in, looking up at this beast as my eyes start to water and the first two piercings are in my mouth, then the third and fourth.
I'm really struggling at this stage his cock is butting up against the back of my throat and his piercings rubbing the inside top of my mouth and I'm gagging like hell. Being the trooper I was I keep going swallowing and shuddering.
He grabbed my head and pulled me down harder at the same time next thing I know the beast is I'm my throat and I'm coughing and gagging like no tomorrow but he doesn't stop just keeps going.
My throat twisting and shaking around him and suddenly I taste blood followed by cum, drown me amounts of cum it's running down my face, splashing all over the place. So damn much of it.

Finally I grab him by the base and wiggle him out of my mouth and throat and look down. 2 piercings are missing ripped clean out.
I look up at this guy and the sweetest softest voice with a slight lisp comes out. "Oh damn my Mistress is going to be pissed this was meant to be punishment."

Turned out Monster was a pain ho and ripping those out made him cum.
I got my new shoes the next day.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Sorry for any typos and the length

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Can you make it a regular thing? A podcast?

Not sure how many would enjoy a podcast from me
I kinda freak people out with my stories