Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

believe it or not but that look is darn hot and wetting my non-existing panties

There yeah, not so much when he got older

 

[mynameisben]

believe it or not but that look is darn hot and wetting my non-existing panties

Ron Jeremy? Ewwwww!

But whatever. Please tell your nonexistent panties I said hello.


Ben

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Good Morning LL

Morning, Nat! And Chaos peeps.

I was catching up a bit and for the record I love dick, boobs, AND ice cream.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Morning, Nat! And Chaos peeps.

I was catching up a bit and for the record I love dick, boobs, AND ice cream.

Seem's you've come to the right place then

 

[LexxRuthless]

I can’t sleep…doesn’t help my husband is snoring away.
Any suggestions?

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I struggled to sleep yesterday morning. After masturbating six times I finally managed to zonk out for three hours. Perhaps I'm not the one to give you helpful advice.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I struggled to sleep yesterday morning. After masturbating six times I finally managed to zonk out for three hours. Perhaps I'm not the one to give you helpful advice.

Pretty sure that's the same substitute for melatonin a lot of us use.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I love that you feel you can be so honest and open about it a lot of women and guys would be all about their own pleasure and just not even give a rats ass about their partner at least you still put the effort in to make sure they are satisfied as well. At the end of the day that's all that matters not who cums first or last just that you both get there.

I find for the most part it usually works out for everyone involved. There was this one time, circa 2002ish Tennessee I think, picked up this guy in a bar, and did not get off. uncomfortable position, he didn't listen for shit, and it was 2am so I couldn't pick up anyone else. Still annoyed by that. we saw each other on other industry trips in the future, and guess who I did not pick up again lol. I don't ask for a lot, I am actually easy to please damn it. total waste of a business trip night.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

so you're how old now? 60?

I am only 39, thank you very much young lady.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ve really never thought about measuring them against each other. My partner‘s pleasure is one of my biggest turn ons which might be ultimately self serving anyway

I think about and measure everything lol. and then ask why, then do it again, then test it. I am a weird person.

 

[mynameisben]

Morning, Nat! And Chaos peeps.

I was catching up a bit and for the record I love dick, boobs, AND ice cream.

I do too, but not necessarily in that order.


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

the movie X-Men was released one day before i was born

That Xplains why you're so Xceptional

 

[April602]

I struggled to sleep yesterday morning. After masturbating six times I finally managed to zonk out for three hours. Perhaps I'm not the one to give you helpful advice.

Geez i hope I don’t need to masturbate 6 times…lol…will do it right the first time…lol

 

[NC_Coastal]

My dick loves boobs and ice cream. My brain is a bit addled this morning.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I think about and measure everything lol. and then ask why, then do it again, then test it. I am a weird person.

Weird is good and I find normal is often dull

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Well I just rolled the biggest joint I've seen in a long time
Damn well deserve it and half a dozen orgasms

 

[MsNatalie99]

Geez i hope I don’t need to masturbate 6 times…lol…will do it right the first time…lol

Whereas, I shall do it correctly Six, no Seven times!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My dick loves boobs and ice cream. My brain is a bit addled this morning.

I am curious about your dick's love of icecream. story time?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Well I just rolled the biggest joint I've seen in a long time
Damn well deserve it and half a dozen orgasms

Goddamned right you do!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Weird is good and I find normal is often dull

I prefer weird too. I like the surprise.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Geez i hope I don’t need to masturbate 6 times…lol…will do it right the first time…lol

6 is my average a day
And you can bet they are allllll done right

 

[mynameisben]

I am curious about your dick's love of icecream. story time?

I like sinking my dick slowly into a nice, tall, frosty chocolate milkshake with plenty of whipped cream.

Last time I did that, though, some joker sneaked into the room and flicked on the garbage disposal switch. OUCH!


Ben

 

[April602]

Whereas, I shall do it correctly Six, no Seven times!

6 is my average a day
And you can bet they are allllll done right

Well I wanted to sleep…if I went for six I would be up the rest of the night. Now if I had a hot guy in bed with me…sleep is over-rated…lol

 

[CthuluLives]

Man you guys take off when we're asleep on the other side of the pond! 18 pages I've just read through

Lete see, made a few notes..

I actually don't like clowns, not scared of them but do actually hate them.

Death by Justa' Boobs should be a choice

Not seen MsNat's rear but I'm sure it's peachy

The Exorcist came out when I was born. Old bastard..

I've never owned any sequin underware, that sounds like murder! I'm a boring shorts kinda guy, I don't have any novelty underware, no batman. Did buy a pair of David Beckham briefs a few year ago the ones that really have your junk tight so you can practically see everything, wife loved the look, but I just down have his physic, more 12 pack (buy 1 get 1 free). Ladies have such beautiful underware, so much variety, ive found myself many times telling ladies to keep their underware on as it looked so good. Men have no variety.

Broken cock, not mine but one of my best friends burst his banjo string, he was having some heavy sex with his gf, saw blood and thought her periods had started, realised it wasn't her, blood wouldn't stop, rushed to casualty and ended up with stitches and his cock out of action for 6 weeks..

Another mate had a horror story with his cock but unfortunately was for his gf. They were having sex and she started bleeding bad but again wasn't period. My bud had a prince albert piercing but decided to go a step further so got a frankenstein piercing and had it in for the 1st time, the blood turned out was from him basically cutting grooves into his gf's.. was another trip ho the er and him taking the piercing back out

Fav ice cream is Ben and Jerry Chunk Monkey

Anyway, morning everyone

 

[NC_Coastal]

I am curious about your dick's love of icecream. story time?

My ex was an experimentalist. I was, at times, her science project.

 

[MsNatalie99]

6 is my average a day
And you can bet they are allllll done right