Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

Catching?

Being penetrated

 

[mynameisben]

Being penetrated

Never have been.


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

Never have been.


Ben

That's fine, to each their own. It wasn't even so much that, as two inexperienced people fumbling around.

 

[mynameisben]

I had one fine lady friend, 10 years my senior, try to push one of her sex toys up there. But I was too tight, and she didn't get very far. That's the closest I've ever come.


Ben

 

[CthuluLives]

Being penetrated

Ah. There's a lot of things can be done though to try and make it as easy and comfortable as possible. Lots of kissing, licking, sucking, lubricating.. basically where a lot of the fun starts

 

[MsNatalie99]

I had one fine lady friend, 10 years my senior, try to push one of her sex toys up there. But I was too tight, and she didn't get very far. That's the closest I've ever come.


Ben

By then, I'd had no problems on my own with toys and what ever else I could designate a toy, but he had no idea what he was doing, so it was a just the tip, he's done and zip deal.

 

[mynameisben]

By then, I'd had no problems on my own with toys and what ever else I could designate a toy, but he had no idea what he was doing, so it was a just the tip, he's done and zip deal.

Sounds like a disappointing experience. Kinda like the first time I had sex.


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

Ah. There's a lot of things can be done though to try and make it as easy and comfortable as possible. Lots of kissing, licking, sucking, lubricating.. basically where a lot of the fun starts

Well, this was more than a decade ago, so I'm well aware by now I mean I went to see the Adventures of Tintin in theaters like a week later

 

[mynameisben]

Well, this was more than a decade ago, so I'm well aware by now I mean I went to see the Adventures of Tintin in theaters like a week later

Ha! I thought The Adventures of Tintin was a kiddie movie. The last thing I thought it was was about pegging.


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

as for penis-into-my-cunt sex it was only about 10 days after my 19th bday as before that it was only hands and mouth on any genitals or rubbing penis along the outer side of my coccyx

I freaking love how you phrase things you leave zero room for interpretation

 

[MsNatalie99]

Ha! I thought The Adventures of Tintin was a kiddie movie. The last thing I thought it was was about pegging.


Ben

It's a good movie. Please don't let my grossness, deter you from watching it.

 

[Strixaluco]

My first time was a random rock festival fuck. 2-3 years older than me, he knew the mechanics but not how to make it enjoyable for me

I was then the first one for my first serious boyfriend a year later.

 

[mynameisben]

This is an excerpt from a story I wrote about it...

The First Time I Had Sex​

I was 22. She was 20. It was my first time. I stuck my dick in her pussy. She lay on her back, her arms rigidly at her sides, motionless. I thrust deep inside of her. She stared up at the ceiling. I kissed her on the lips, on her neck. I licked her ears and rubbed her breasts and sucked on her nipples. She let me.​

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I hiked her legs up and hooked her knees over my shoulders. I drove deep into her. I drove shallow. I tried thrusting into her at different angles. I tried different tempos. I twisted and tugged on her nipples. I kissed her belly. I rubbed her clit with my thumb as I thrust. She lay there like stone, silent as a midnight morgue.​

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I came inside of her and then I pulled out. She looked up at me hauntingly, then she said, "Thank you." And then she began to cry.​

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I didn't have sex again for three years.​

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Ben

 

[Strixaluco]

Ha! I thought The Adventures of Tintin was a kiddie movie. The last thing I thought it was was about pegging.


Ben

I think the comics are rather made for adults, not kids.

 

[CthuluLives]

Ha! I thought The Adventures of Tintin was a kiddie movie. The last thing I thought it was was about pegging.


Ben

I think about pegging a lot

 

[mynameisben]

I think the comics are rather made for adults, not kids.

I'll have to go watch it then.


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

I think about pegging a lot

Me too. Mostly when I play cribbage.


Ben

 

[jaF0]

One Moon circles.

 

[CthuluLives]

How my day is going so far..

https://imgur.com/a/zI1JzWe

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Renting a backhoe.... not the fun kind.

Oh all backhoes are fun. We competed tossing things for distance. Totalled out riding mower was the most entertaining.

 

[Mika1215]

Oh all backhoes are fun. We competed tossing things for distance. Totalled out riding mower was the most entertaining.

This is amateur time, but one time we did one of those places where you can run an excavator around a course and make tire stacks and such, and I absolute adored it. Like, every time I see one, I think, ooo, I want to play with that, and what a fun job...

 

[cascadiabound]

Well as Sheryl Crow said If it makes you happy!

I'll see what I can do!

Gotta like a guy who adores his daughter, raises her open minded and loving, sees the goodness in both Trek and StarWars and quotes Sheryl Crow

Good on ya

Happy Friday chaos folks

 

[Codeman93]

happy Friday y’all!

 

[cascadiabound]

Roof is being replaced this morning. I’m surrounded by big, strong, hot guys with tattoos, rough hands and great smiles. Lord help me. I’m going to hell. I’m just drinking coffee and watching them work.

That'll be me on Monday. I so was not wanting to buy a new roof this year. But... needs doing

 

[CthuluLives]

That's the bad side of vanilla people doing BDSM-type things. They might have no idea of limits and prior consent. No concept of actually talking about those things explicitly first, before even getting close to a bedroom.

Missed this originally
If my wife and I have done any experimenting it's always been built up from initially dirty talk, then practicalities (shes the most practical person I've ever met) then logistics etc
It's not as clinical or off-putting as it sounds, it's doing research, would you like that, is it pushing a boundary your comfortable with.
Her birthday is up at the beginning of September, have a couple of things she's asked for, perfume and a hairdryer lol, buy I've said I want to.take her away to a hotel for the night, go for a nice dinner and then I've something new I want to do and something I want to use on her, a pleasant surprise
But oh no, uh uh, wants to know what's involved, what I've bought, what I'm going to do..
Kinda ruins the moment, but doesn't really as now we both know my plan and the excitement for her is not the mystery but now knowing what I'm going to do and and the anticipation of having to wait till it happens.
Takes a while to learn but for anyone wanting to really turn their partner on, esp a woman (to my knowledge I've never turned a man on so can't relate) turn her mind on 1st, the body will follow extremely quickly!