Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[MsNatalie99]

the poor seat and table

Right! Like why not try that in the kitchen where all the surfaces are wiped down, or in Pecker's cubicle where you won't ruin anything that actually gets used

 

[NC_Coastal]

Roof is being replaced this morning. I’m surrounded by big, strong, hot guys with tattoos, rough hands and great smiles. Lord help me. I’m going to hell. I’m just drinking coffee and watching them work.

Offer them bottles of cold water. Change into something sexy. Look out for roofing nails.

 

[CthuluLives]

2 minutes..... well easy to guess how that went down

I've actually had this happen, just not the coke and mentos, poor girl, poor poor girl, i wonder if she still has nightmares about it

 

[MedicalMuse]

Already have them cleaning nails up. I offered coffee and water. I was in my pajamas.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[MsNatalie99]

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[CthuluLives]

I'm not gonna say was when I lost my virginity but was..

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[MsNatalie99]

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[MsNatalie99]

I'm not gonna say was when I lost my virginity but was..

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Mine was more like ow ow ow, what the fuck are you doing back there!? Ow.... and he's done. Magical.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Mine was more like ow ow ow, what the fuck are you doing back there!? Ow.... and he's done. Magical.

Yeah, first time was less than stellar. Then I found an older guy who knew what he was doing. Made up for it

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[MedicalMuse]

this is the way i wear my pajamas (less tattoos on me than on her but you get idea)

I wear scrub pants and a tank, that leave very little to the imagination. I do have teenage sons here. Can’t scar them for life.

 

[CthuluLives]

I was late (17) but lucky as far as popping my cherry went, the woman was 27, showed me a hell of a lot and made sure I knew how to get her off in many different ways.. Still think of it occasionally..

The really funny part of the story is about 3 months after taking mine she popped my best mates cherry too

 

[MedicalMuse]

I was late (17) but lucky as far as popping my cherry went, the woman was 27, showed me a hell of a lot and made sure I knew how to get her off in many different ways.. Still think of it occasionally..

The really funny part of the story is about 3 months after taking mine she popped my best mates cherry too

That’s wrong on so many levels, but I can’t say a damn thing. I was 17 and the older gentleman was 30.

 

[MsNatalie99]

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ROUND 2 FIGHT

 

[CthuluLives]

Mine was more like ow ow ow, what the fuck are you doing back there!? Ow.... and he's done. Magical.

That is such a shame.

I've never popped anybodies, man or woman, is a regret in a way as I know I could introduce somebody to the joy of it and make sure they really had a good time, have the experience about letting them explore, ask questions, see fireworks

 

[NC_Coastal]

I had an encounter with an older woman (25? 30?) when I was the paperboy. You can do the math.

 

[CthuluLives]

That’s wrong on so many levels, but I can’t say a damn thing. I was 17 and the older gentleman was 30.

How's it wrong? Im happy it involved someone that knew what they were doing and made sure we both got off as opposed to fumbling and regret. Or am I picking u up wrong?

 

[MsNatalie99]

That is such a shame.

I've never popped anybodies, man or woman, is a regret in a way as I know I could introduce somebody to the joy of it and make sure they really had a good time, have the experience about letting them explore, ask questions, see fireworks

From my understanding catching is rarely all that fun the first time. Male or female.

 

[MsNatalie99]

guess i'll have to wear something at home too starting in a few months

Or......... and hear me out on this

 

[mynameisben]

this is the way i wear my pajamas (less tattoos on me than on her but you get idea)

Like, how much less tattoos, on a percentage basis, would you say, Anja?


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

not even close to her but i'm going there prick by prick and squirt by squirt

I read that two completely different ways, but both of them felt pretty naughty

 

[mynameisben]

not even close to her but i'm going there prick by prick and squirt by squirt

Your system of measurement meets with my approval.


Ben

 

[CthuluLives]

From my understanding catching is rarely all that fun the first time. Male or female.

Catching?