Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[aussiegeekygal]

I've been caught so many times.

Hubby and I were stumbling home from the pub once and didn't realize we had an audience until cheers erupted when my pants came down

 

[hotwords229_A]

That’s the bad part. After he left, I finished.

The next logical question: Did you finish immediately after he left—being caught, watched and turning someone gay was just what you needed to finish yourself off? Or did it take a few beats (so to speak) to get back in the game?

 

[_Ritch_]

I’ve always wondered what patients find so appealing about being in hospital that makes them want to spend some time in Wank World…

I think for me was I wasn't feeling very ill any more and it'd been a long time since I'd done anything like that.

Pretty stressful though!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think for me was I wasn't feeling very ill any more and it'd been a long time since I'd done anything like that.

Pretty stressful though!

I’ve had a wank at the hospital before. It’s like, you’re in there for what seems like forever, there’s all these nurses and you’re just so bored. You have nothing better to do, so why not? If I’m going to be stuck there waiting for the results of my COVID test, I’m making it worth my while.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Speaking of masturbating in a hospital, today we have a simple question…

Where is the weirdest place you’ve had sex or masturbated?

Bonus points if you have pictures of this unholy place.

 

[alwaysaway]

Speaking of masturbating in a hospital, today we have a simple question…

Where is the weirdest place you’ve had sex or masturbated?

Bonus points if you have pictures of this unholy place.

I can’t wait to answer this one, with supporting pictures!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I can’t wait to answer this one, with supporting pictures!

This user is on your ignore list.

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://c.tenor.com/B25um8RTgfIAAAAC/nervous-sign-of-the-cross.gif<whispers quietly> church.

Sex? That’s terrible.

I’ve only ever masturbated there.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Probably a Sears changing room.

 

[Mrtenant]

Speaking of masturbating in a hospital, today we have a simple question…

Where is the weirdest place you’ve had sex or masturbated?

Bonus points if you have pictures of this unholy place.

One time, had sex in a teepee that was an exhibit at this ranch that was the location for the company summer picnic. There were other companies also doing their picnics there that day. Maybe 200 people or so people wandering around with any number passing by the exhibit. Finished up just as someone walked in.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've had sex in a server room more than once. And I do, in fact, have photos of said sex.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I've had sex in a server room more than once. And I do, in fact, have photos of said sex.

Grabs popcorn.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Grabs popcorn.

Argh. You're gonna make me do it.
Hang on, let me edit out my face.

Make sure you get butter. For deliciousness, and it's coefficient of friction.

 

[JerseyJade]

I've had sex in a server room more than once. And I do, in fact, have photos of said sex.

Slut!

 

[peekingone]

I've had sex in a server room more than once. And I do, in fact, have photos of said sex.

getting a drink to wash the popcorn down.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Slut!

Ya know it.

 

[_Ritch_]

I’ve had a wank at the hospital before. It’s like, you’re in there for what seems like forever, there’s all these nurses and you’re just so bored. You have nothing better to do, so why not? If I’m going to be stuck there waiting for the results of my COVID test, I’m making it worth my while.

Absolutely.

I think I'd been in hospital about eight weeks at this point and my recovery was well on track - I was just absolutely bored and when you're stuck in there for so long, the slightest stimuli can get your mind racing.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Argh. You're gonna make me do it.
Hang on, let me edit out my face.

Make sure you get butter. For deliciousness, and it's coefficient of friction.

Always LOTS of butter!!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Absolutely.

I think I'd been in hospital about eight weeks at this point and my recovery was well on track - I was just absolutely bored and when you're stuck in there for so long, the slightest stimuli can get your mind racing.

The wind blew huh?

 

[_Ritch_]

The wind blew huh?

It was either that or the student nurse dishing out lunch winked at me when I told her a joke.

Yep, that's what sets me off after eight weeks of no wanking

 

[SassySheDevil]

It was either that or the student nurse dishing out lunch winked at me when I told her a joke.

Yep, that's what sets me off after eight weeks of no wanking

Well now Always Away is walking around winking at everyone knowing she's leaving them in the bed with a hard on.

 

[_Ritch_]

Well now Always Away is walking around winking at everyone knowing she's leaving them in the bed with a hard on.

Damn, now I'VE got one. Pfft

 

[Trekka]

I’ve always wondered what patients find so appealing about being in hospital that makes them want to spend some time in Wank World…

i have a steep, inverse relationship between how deep in hospital i am, and jilling off.

it zeroes out for me pretty well before admission. Once that bracelet goes on im about as amorous as a patch of lichen.

Alright, what a lovely night. This place has been heavy lately and it was nice to see some lighthearted stuff in here. It's a good thing I'm such a fun guy, otherwise you'd be left with all this bickering in which I would never engage.

Today's question is simple. Have you ever been caught? This can be fucking, watching porn, masturbating or trying to shove something inside of you? Let's hear your stories.

i do have to say - it’s been a delightful read-thru here tonight. Gosh you all are some filthy, funny MF’ers.

The Viking has a sixth sense for when im having a little, ehm, solo party. He busts me all. the. time.

My dad busted me atop a groomsman at a wedding after-party. That caused quite a ruckus.

My brother busted me blowing a bouncer in the bushes at a club. Oh yah. That was a fun one. And he ratted on me, that little ‘effer.

@SMNaughtywife caught me with my Hitachi last time she visited! …i believe she ratted on me too.

It’s a prolific rap sheet. But i prefer to assume that since i have so much wild n crazy sex, that’s clearly why i get caught a lot. *nods for emphasis*

To answer with something, both my children were conceived in a pickup truck. It wasn't planned. Yes, I live in TexAss. One was at a public park in the parking lot. The other was in a neighborhood under construction.

This is, by a long shot, the sexiest post I have read in years.

 

[jason28053]

I’ve always wondered what patients find so appealing about being in hospital that makes them want to spend some time in Wank World…

In my experience as a patient, I can sex was not on my mind

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Speaking of masturbating in a hospital, today we have a simple question…

Where is the weirdest place you’ve had sex or masturbated?

Bonus points if you have pictures of this unholy place.

First thing that comes to mind...

While driving my VW down the highway during the 3rd trimester of my first pregnancy.

I'm sure there's more.