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alwaysaway said:
Fashion trends that make me want to hurl:

- Scrunchies (for your hair), particularly ones made of velvet. They are hideous. Please stop.

- Crocs.

- Harem pants. You look like you’ve shit yourself. And maybe you have; that vegan diet must be doing wonders for your bowels.

- Bare ankles showing when men dress in nice suits. Please, put some socks on.

- Chunky loafers.

- Puffy sleeves, the big ones. Just, no.
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I thought of you when I saw these pop up on Facebook. I had totally forgotten about these. Jelly Shoes!!!
 

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alwaysaway said:
Fashion trends that make me want to hurl:

- Scrunchies (for your hair), particularly ones made of velvet. They are hideous. Please stop.

- Crocs.

- Harem pants. You look like you’ve shit yourself. And maybe you have; that vegan diet must be doing wonders for your bowels.

- Bare ankles showing when men dress in nice suits. Please, put some socks on.

- Chunky loafers.

- Puffy sleeves, the big ones. Just, no.
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What about these crocs

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_Ritch_ said:
During a long hospital stay, I ended up trying to have a sneaky self-pleasure session only for the nurse to whip open the curtains surrounding my bed. Luckily the Gods were smiling on me that day because she was talking to a colleague as she walked in and didn't see me hastily withdrawing my arm from under the blankets and trying to look like I was behaving myself.
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We know who’s wanking. ;)
 
Lord Pmann said:
Alright, what a lovely night. This place has been heavy lately and it was nice to see some lighthearted stuff in here. It's a good thing I'm such a fun guy, otherwise you'd be left with all this bickering in which I would never engage.

Today's question is simple. Have you ever been caught? This can be fucking, watching porn, masturbating or trying to shove something inside of you? Let's hear your stories.
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Just that one time when I was on the phone e-boning a Litster, mid orgasm and I look up to see my husband standing there. Lucky for me he was super turned on by it.

And @alwaysaway i know what you’re getting for Christmas. What is your shoe size again? 😁
 
_Ritch_ said:
During a long hospital stay, I ended up trying to have a sneaky self-pleasure session only for the nurse to whip open the curtains surrounding my bed. Luckily the Gods were smiling on me that day because she was talking to a colleague as she walked in and didn't see me hastily withdrawing my arm from under the blankets and trying to look like I was behaving myself.
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This is brilliant. But yeah, she totally knew you were jerking off.
 
I've only been "caught" indirectly... I moved overseas and left a ton of stuff at my parents' house, including a dildo that I didn't particularly like. As much as I told my mother to leave my stuff alone, she went through *all* of it and reorganized it... I never saw that dildo again 🤣🤣🤣
 
Lord Pmann said:
Alright, what a lovely night. This place has been heavy lately and it was nice to see some lighthearted stuff in here. It's a good thing I'm such a fun guy, otherwise you'd be left with all this bickering in which I would never engage.

Today's question is simple. Have you ever been caught? This can be fucking, watching porn, masturbating or trying to shove something inside of you? Let's hear your stories.
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I have so many. You put the question out there and I thought about it, and then had to think, wtf MrT? Crazy bastard. Or stupid. Or whatever.

To answer with something, both my children were conceived in a pickup truck. It wasn't planned. Yes, I live in TexAss. One was at a public park in the parking lot. The other was in a neighborhood under construction. (It was one of the only places we could go to get away from the fussy first kid while the gramps were looking after him).
 
cheekygirl75 said:
I've only been "caught" indirectly... I moved overseas and left a ton of stuff at my parents' house, including a dildo that I didn't particularly like. As much as I told my mother to leave my stuff alone, she went through *all* of it and reorganized it... I never saw that dildo again 🤣🤣🤣
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For me, the most bothersome part of this story is that the dildo disappeared into your mother’s collection. 🤭😳

Mrtenant said:
I have so many. You put the question out there and I thought about it, and then had to think, wtf MrT? Crazy bastard. Or stupid. Or whatever.

To answer with something, both my children were conceived in a pickup truck. It wasn't planned. Yes, I live in TexAss. One was at a public park in the parking lot. The other was in a neighborhood under construction. (It was one of the only places we could go to get away from the fussy first kid while the gramps were looking after him).
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Wooooooow. I’m impressed. Two truck fucks that resulted in kids. This is incredible news.
 
My best getting caught story… I was 18, but in high school.

The previous night, I watched Poison Ivy 2 which featured Alyssa Milano(‘s tits). Stats class the next day was not keeping my attention so my mind wandered to memories of this movie. Well, nothing in the class got interesting enough to change my thought process. Soooooooo, I decided it was time for a break. I left class and went on a wank voyage.

Got to the restroom and went at it. Little did I know, but someone came in while I was in one of the stalls. Shortly later, I look up to see the captain of the basketball and football team, Jermaine, looking over, watching me jerk off. He responds with, “Oh, I thought you had some weed.”

What was odd was that he was staring at my dick quite awkwardly. Not like there was something wrong with it (there isn’t; it’s gorgeous), but like… I dunno, it was just weird.

Now, he never said a word to me or about it.

Fast forward to next year. He went off to college. He comes back to visit the school and some of his old teachers. The big news about Jermaine and his return, he turned from his womanizing ways and came out of the closet… and he’s boisterous AF about it. Indeed, he was.

Now, one might think this is quite an awkward encounter. However, the approach I’ve chosen to take is that, upon seeing my cock, Jermaine realized that he no longer liked pussy. He liked cock. Mine was so fantastic that he chose to forego boobs in search of the cock he saw his senior year of high school. And this has never been fulfilled. He always wonders about the chubby fucker jerking off in the bathroom. This is the conclusion I’ve drawn.
 
_Ritch_ said:
During a long hospital stay, I ended up trying to have a sneaky self-pleasure session only for the nurse to whip open the curtains surrounding my bed. Luckily the Gods were smiling on me that day because she was talking to a colleague as she walked in and didn't see me hastily withdrawing my arm from under the blankets and trying to look like I was behaving myself.
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I’ve always wondered what patients find so appealing about being in hospital that makes them want to spend some time in Wank World…
 
Lord Pmann said:
My best getting caught story… I was 18, but in high school.

The previous night, I watched Poison Ivy 2 which featured Alyssa Milano(‘s tits). Stats class the next day was not keeping my attention so my mind wandered to memories of this movie. Well, nothing in the class got interesting enough to change my thought process. Soooooooo, I decided it was time for a break. I left class and went on a wank voyage.

Got to the restroom and went at it. Little did I know, but someone came in while I was in one of the stalls. Shortly later, I look up to see the captain of the basketball and football team, Jermaine, looking over, watching me jerk off. He responds with, “Oh, I thought you had some weed.”

What was odd was that he was staring at my dick quite awkwardly. Not like there was something wrong with it (there isn’t; it’s gorgeous), but like… I dunno, it was just weird.

Now, he never said a word to me or about it.

Fast forward to next year. He went off to college. He comes back to visit the school and some of his old teachers. The big news about Jermaine and his return, he turned from his womanizing ways and came out of the closet… and he’s boisterous AF about it. Indeed, he was.

Now, one might think this is quite an awkward encounter. However, the approach I’ve chosen to take is that, upon seeing my cock, Jermaine realized that he no longer liked pussy. He liked cock. Mine was so fantastic that he chose to forego boobs in search of the cock he saw his senior year of high school. And this has never been fulfilled. He always wonders about the chubby fucker jerking off in the bathroom. This is the conclusion I’ve drawn.
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