Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I think we should contract Lululemon to create our futuristic jumpsuits. Prove me wrong.

Will they be see-through like their leggings?

 

[Trekka]

*Looks at budget*
*Looks at cost of Lulu*

*looks at your wallet*
*pouts*

 

[Trekka]

With a purple g-string on the outside

Always gotta take it up a click, dontcha?

*flings a purple thong at Dribbs much like a scrunchie

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was irresponsible in my post last night. Let me clarify . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ac08dfc95fbed40d5c93ffa90eafd487/0e45e5641ec24452-a5/s500x750/abbd0804f0d4811122838c850d32372363eac81b.jpg

in the future, it is well established that women’s clothing is skimpy and constantly falling off. I fully support this.
What I do not and can not support is the men’s future fashions from the past . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0889cebcec7ba7fa31daa5ab041d991f/tumblr_p4vu1nRKHy1sqf5tdo2_640.jpg

If this is our future then we have no future.

 

[Endless_Night]

How are we on opposite ends of the spectrum here? I feel betrayed.

Also: fucking hate scrunchies.

There is a schism in the space time continuum. Clearly.

 

[Endless_Night]

I think we should contract Lululemon to create our futuristic jumpsuits. Prove me wrong.

Didn't they have the *sheer* issue a few years back?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I honestly thought Lululemon was a Lit person. I had no idea they were a company.
I know nothing of fashion.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I honestly thought Lululemon was a Lit person. I had no idea they were a company.
I know nothing of fashion.

Imagine regular yoga pants and tank tops. But imagine them charging $180 for them.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think we should contract Lululemon to create our futuristic jumpsuits. Prove me wrong.

Ugh. But they need to find stuff that matches!!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Imagine regular yoga pants and tank tops. But imagine them charging $180 for them.

And being a bitch to find something that matches.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ugh. But they need to find stuff that matches!!

And being a bitch to find something that matches.

I just looked at a recent site. I guess they've improved since I last bought a pair. (a million years ago)

 

[Dribble]

Always gotta take it up a click, dontcha?

*flings a purple thong at Dribbs much like a scrunchie

Catches it in my mouth...woof woof

 

[alwaysaway]

I honestly thought Lululemon was a Lit person. I had no idea they were a company.
I know nothing of fashion.

I didn’t know what it was either.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Always gotta take it up a click, dontcha?

*flings a purple thong at Dribbs much like a scrunchie

Catches it in my mouth...woof woof

I never thought I'd see the day that Dribble was playful. Way to go Trekka!!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I never thought I'd see the day that Dribble was playful. Way to go Trekka!!

Not to ruin his reputation or anything, but he’s also quite sweet, thoughtful and caring.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Shhh. Let them think he's a grouchy communist.

Why does a dress like this cost $235??

https://img.ssensemedia.com/images/b_white,c_lpad,g_center,h_1412,w_940/c_scale,h_960/f_auto,dpr_3.0/221386F054003_1/staud-brown-vincent-dress.jpg

 

[SassySheDevil]

Shhh. Let them think he's a grouchy communist.

Why does a dress like this cost $235??

Cause some are stupid enough to pay it???

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Shhh. Let them think he's a grouchy communist.

Why does a dress like this cost $235??

https://img.ssensemedia.com/images/b_white,c_lpad,g_center,h_1412,w_940/c_scale,h_960/f_auto,dpr_3.0/221386F054003_1/staud-brown-vincent-dress.jpg

Because it can also be used as a couch cover, camping tent, and/or parachute should the need arise.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Shhh. Let them think he's a grouchy communist.

Why does a dress like this cost $235??

https://img.ssensemedia.com/images/b_white,c_lpad,g_center,h_1412,w_940/c_scale,h_960/f_auto,dpr_3.0/221386F054003_1/staud-brown-vincent-dress.jpg

I've seen this dress before on my favourite porn site, PrimitivePilgrimPussy.com. Let's just say, ye olde whores could churn some butter. (that's a euphemism)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've seen this dress before on my favourite porn site, PrimitivePilgrimPussy.com. Let's just say, ye olde whores could churn some butter. (that's a euphemism)

For all that complaining you do about my not wearing deodorant and braiding my pubic hair, you sure seem to chase that kind of porn

 

[Lord Pmann]

For all that complaining you do about my not wearing deodorant and braiding my pubic hair, you sure seem to chase that kind of porn

My frequenting of that site and Mennonite Muff Munchers does mean that I condone any such behaviours.

I am no friend of the hippies with their drum circles and lack of public grooming.

 

[_Ritch_]

I've seen this dress before on my favourite porn site, PrimitivePilgrimPussy.com. Let's just say, ye olde whores could churn some butter. (that's a euphemism)

I think I heard about that site whilst perusing another "specialist" site - AmishAnalAddicts.net

 

[Lord Pmann]

Alright, what a lovely night. This place has been heavy lately and it was nice to see some lighthearted stuff in here. It's a good thing I'm such a fun guy, otherwise you'd be left with all this bickering in which I would never engage.

Today's question is simple. Have you ever been caught? This can be fucking, watching porn, masturbating or trying to shove something inside of you? Let's hear your stories.

 

[Dribble]

Shhh. Let them think he's a grouchy communist.

Why does a dress like this cost $235??

https://img.ssensemedia.com/images/b_white,c_lpad,g_center,h_1412,w_940/c_scale,h_960/f_auto,dpr_3.0/221386F054003_1/staud-brown-vincent-dress.jpg

I have burlap bags for sale...just saying

 

[_Ritch_]

During a long hospital stay, I ended up trying to have a sneaky self-pleasure session only for the nurse to whip open the curtains surrounding my bed. Luckily the Gods were smiling on me that day because she was talking to a colleague as she walked in and didn't see me hastily withdrawing my arm from under the blankets and trying to look like I was behaving myself.