Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[Lord Pmann]

You are both correct. There are a lot of sad dicks, and a lot of scrunchies. And to be honest, I’m not sure which is worse. Never seen a scrunchie on a sad dick before, so there’s a positive for you (and me) @Love_Is_Blonde

Have you ever seen a scrunchy dick before?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I recently had an old guy who came in because he tied a rubber band around his junk because he wanted to “stop pissing every 5 minutes”. He forgot he had it on (?truth) and went to bed. When he woke up, his once sad dick, was now a very angry purple and blue dick.

It was now a “dodgy” dick.

 

[alwaysaway]

Have you ever seen a scrunchy dick before?

Yes, they are quite similar to ‘just got out of the pool dick’, or ‘racquetball dick’.

 

[Dribble]

My ex has really fine hair. Super soft. She tried those plastic coiled things but they slid out.

 

[alwaysaway]

My ex has really fine hair. Super soft. She tried those plastic coiled things but they slid out.

They come in different sizes! But I guess, like most things in life, they aren’t suited for everyone.

 

[JerseyJade]

Yes, they are quite similar to ‘just got out of the pool dick’, or ‘racquetball dick’.

Wait a sec. I've seen the, "just got out of the pool dick" and it looked pretty good to me. Just saying.

 

[alwaysaway]

Wait a sec. I've seen the, "just got out of the pool dick" and it looked pretty good to me. Just saying.

Did you have to give it CPR to bring it out of hibernation? Or was it a very heated pool? Big difference!

 

[default24]

Wait a sec. I've seen the, "just got out of the pool dick" and it looked pretty good to me. Just saying.

Really?!? It's always so shy!
Also, have you ever heard of racquetball dick? I don't think that's an American thing

 

[SassySheDevil]

**Scrunchie pic removed**

haha darn it. I went outside and missed this teasing fun.

Mainly these, in clear or black.

My daughter loves those.

It looks like your hair might get caught in the coils?

Yeah, that's really my question. Plastic being more hygienic is a plus, but will they pull out my hair? 'Cause, that is not exciting.

They do not work as well for me. Maybe it is thick hair is better???

An angry purple and blue dick sounds kinda cool, ngl. But I'm sure the after effects of that were somewhat unpleasant

Ouch. Imagine the blood rushing back to where it belongs.

 

[JerseyJade]

Did you have to give it CPR to bring it out of hibernation? Or was it a very heated pool? Big difference!

Neither... but we do get a lot of warm Jersey nights during the summer months.

 

[default24]

Ouch. Imagine the blood rushing back to where it belongs.

I'd argue that it was where it belongs

 

[JerseyJade]

Really?!? It's always so shy!
Also, have you ever heard of racquetball dick? I don't think that's an American thing

No, I never heard of that. Sorry.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you have to give it CPR to bring it out of hibernation?

I think that’s kind of Jade’s thing, innit?

 

[default24]

No, I never heard of that. Sorry.

Same. @alwaysaway what the F is racquetball dick?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I admit… in my early teens I was a skater. I owned Jncos.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Same. @alwaysaway what the F is racquetball dick?

Allow me to field this question (I’ve read about this before). When someone plays a sport, let’s just use racquetball as a random example, sometimes their dick goes into hibernation to protect itself. Like a turtle into its shell.

 

[default24]

Allow me to field this question (I’ve read about this before). When someone plays a sport, let’s just use racquetball as a random example, sometimes their dick goes into hibernation to protect itself. Like a turtle into its shell.

Hmmmmm

What happened here then?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/60/37/8b/60378bb1323c3168f629d1d279359344.jpg

 

[JerseyJade]

Allow me to field this question (I’ve read about this before). When someone plays a sport, let’s just use racquetball as a random example, sometimes their dick goes into hibernation to protect itself. Like a turtle into its shell.

Did you just type that with a straight face???

 

[alwaysaway]

Hmmmmm

What happened here then?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/60/37/8b/60378bb1323c3168f629d1d279359344.jpg

I believe the coach was responsible for that.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hmmmmm

What happened here then?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/60/37/8b/60378bb1323c3168f629d1d279359344.jpg

Like I said, default, it was very cold. And, as you can see, my cock has shriveled up several inches.

Did you just type that with a straight face???

I did.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Allow me to field this question (I’ve read about this before). When someone plays a sport, let’s just use racquetball as a random example, sometimes their dick goes into hibernation to protect itself. Like a turtle into its shell.

So many of the Jack ass forever stunts are flashing through my head now.

 

[Mrtenant]

Y'all are fucking hilarious. Weird how the topic went from weird fashion trends to funky dicks. Where does whiskey dick fit in there?

You can post pics to answer

 

[SassySheDevil]

Y'all are fucking hilarious. Weird how the topic went from weird fashion trends to funky dicks. Where does whiskey dick fit in there?

You can post pics to answer

 

[alwaysaway]

Wait up.. what is that? Whiskey flavoured lube?

 

[Mrtenant]

Haha, ask a silly question....