Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[JerseyJade]

REPORTED!! Reeepooorrttteeddd!! Ha

ETA: twice!

Psst... is it me or do they look like truck tires?

 

[Endless_Night]

Bad fashion trends:

-skorts
-baggy pedal pushers
-lobster pants

 

[alwaysaway]

Reported.

REPORTED!! Reeepooorrttteeddd!! Ha

ETA: twice!

To back up my choice, I claim “infection control”. These, whilst looking better than scrunchies, are also able to be sterilised after I’ve finished looking after festy, sick people! Who, coincidentally, all wear scrunchies.

 

[JerseyJade]

To back up my choice, I claim “infection control”. These, whilst looking better than scrunchies, are also able to be sterilised after I’ve finished looking after festy, sick people! Who, coincidentally, all wear scrunchies.

Well I guess you never have to worry about getting stuck in the mud. Those things look like they'll give you good traction.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

To back up my choice, I claim “infection control”. These, whilst looking better than scrunchies, are also able to be sterilised after I’ve finished looking after festy, sick people! Who, coincidentally, all wear scrunchies.

Oh I hadn’t thought about the germy aspect. Good point.

Man I could not be a nurse.

 

[alwaysaway]

You wear thigh highs and Uggs. #TrueStory

Stop requesting it.

 

[alwaysaway]

Oh I hadn’t thought about the germy aspect. Good point.

Man I could not be a nurse.

I feel the same about being a teacher. I’d rather wear a scrunchie with matching crocs.

 

[Endless_Night]

To back up my choice, I claim “infection control”. These, whilst looking better than scrunchies, are also able to be sterilised after I’ve finished looking after festy, sick people! Who, coincidentally, all wear scrunchies.

It looks like your hair might get caught in the coils?

 

[alwaysaway]

It looks like your hair might get caught in the coils?

Yes! It’s how the hair stays up all shift! Grippy!

 

[JerseyJade]

Yes! It’s how the hair stays up all shift! Grippy!

One side effect: You lose half of your hair when taking them off.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yes! It’s how the hair stays up all shift! Grippy!

One side effect: You lose half of your hair when taking them off.

Yeah, that's really my question. Plastic being more hygienic is a plus, but will they pull out my hair? 'Cause, that is not exciting.

 

[alwaysaway]

Yeah, that's really my question. Plastic being more hygienic is a plus, but will they pull out my hair? 'Cause, that is not exciting.

Ohhh. No, I don’t find that they pull my hair out at all. They are surprisingly gentle, despite their appearance.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ohhh. No, I don’t find that they pull my hair out at all. They are surprisingly gentle, despite their appearance.

Huh. Okay. You've convinced me enough to place an order and try them out.


(I feel a little like a traitor here. )

 

[JerseyJade]

Huh. Okay. You've convinced me enough to place an order and try them out.


(I feel a little like a traitor here. )

Traitor!

 

[Lord Pmann]

One side effect: You lose half of your hair when taking them off.

Maybe that’s what happened to all my hair? All these damned scrunchies over the years.

 

[default24]

Man I could not be a nurse.

I have it on good authority that you get to see a bunch of male genitalia. So you know, there might be bright spots in the midst of the terrible stuff. Like scrunchies

 

[Lord Pmann]

A hideous fashion trend that I love: high waisted pants. I’ll have this fight all over again, PPants.

One thing I’ve always respected about you is your ability to be wrong and still remain cordial with me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have it on good authority that you get to see a bunch of male genitalia. So you know, there might be bright spots in the midst of the terrible stuff. Like scrunchies

I’ve always heard these cocks referred to as “sad dicks”.

I was like, “Bitch, I’m right here!”

 

[JerseyJade]

Maybe that’s what happened to all my hair? All these damned scrunchies over the years.

Um.. No. That's not what happened to your hair.

 

[alwaysaway]

I have it on good authority that you get to see a bunch of male genitalia. So you know, there might be bright spots in the midst of the terrible stuff. Like scrunchies

I’ve always heard these cocks referred to as “sad dicks”.

I was like, “Bitch, I’m right here!”

You are both correct. There are a lot of sad dicks, and a lot of scrunchies. And to be honest, I’m not sure which is worse. Never seen a scrunchie on a sad dick before, so there’s a positive for you (and me) @Love_Is_Blonde

 

[default24]

You are both correct. There are a lot of sad dicks, and a lot of scrunchies. And to be honest, I’m not sure which is worse. Never seen a scrunchie on a sad dick before, so there’s a positive for you (and me) @Love_Is_Blonde

Someone will try to use one as a cock ring and it'll get stuck. You know it. I know it. We all know I'm gonna try it.

 

[alwaysaway]

Someone will try to use one as a cock ring and it'll get stuck. You know it. I know it. We all know I'm gonna try it.

I recently had an old guy who came in because he tied a rubber band around his junk because he wanted to “stop pissing every 5 minutes”. He forgot he had it on (?truth) and went to bed. When he woke up, his once sad dick, was now a very angry purple and blue dick.

Moral of the story, take the scrunchie off before you sleep. I’ll PM you directions to my ER. Just in case.

 

[alwaysaway]

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[JerseyJade]

Oops - bad post editing!

And another bad side effect when wearing one of those truck tires.

 

[default24]

I recently had an old guy who came in because he tied a rubber band around his junk because he wanted to “stop pissing every 5 minutes”. He forgot he had it on (?truth) and went to bed. When he woke up, his once sad dick, was now a very angry purple and blue dick.

Moral of the story, take the scrunchie off before you sleep. I’ll PM you directions to my ER. Just in case.

An angry purple and blue dick sounds kinda cool, ngl. But I'm sure the after effects of that were somewhat unpleasant