A woman's favorite name for a penis

[CuMex1]

My wife refers to mine as “pee pee” it’s a bit emasculating.

 

[AlwaysInTrouble]

While not from a woman per se, I am reminded of an amusing scene from that cinematic masterpiece 'Varsity Blues':

"- Mox: The male erection? Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on…
- Miss Davis: That's good...
- Mox: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.
- Miss Davis: Pedroooooo?!?!?"

 

[HampshireBoy]

I had a fwb whom called her pussy Kitty and my penis Willy. Then she swapped to calling them Kate and William, after Prince William and his wife. So my cock is royalty

 

[JaniesGun69]

Definitely cock, for some reason.

 

[Nylonian]

I had a fwb whom called her pussy Kitty and my penis Willy. Then she swapped to calling them Kate and William, after Prince William and his wife. So my cock is royalty

LOL. That's such an English thing to do.

 

[Goldenfinger]

Cock!

 

[peterheer51]

My wife calls mine her "big master".

 

[HampshireBoy]

LOL. That's such an English thing to do.

In fairness the lady in question isn't English.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

In a nonsexual context, I usually refer to it as a "dick". During sexy times, it's always a "cock".

My pussy is always a "pussy", but if I'm really turned on, sometimes I switch to "cunt".

 

[Nylonian]

In fairness the lady in question isn't English.

I am sure she cute nonetheless.

 

[Texcountryboy59]

As a female what is your favorite name that you commonly refer to for a penis:

A Cock, Dick, Prick, Pecker, Pee-Pee, Dong, Schlong, Snake, Pipe, Tool, One-Eyed Cobra, Penis, or Other...

My best side or outside lady. Man she was something. Refereed to it as “boy bottom’” and “girl bottom”. Damn she was amazing. Absolutely amazing. Best fuck I my life.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I call them COCKS
DICK to me sounds like a little object.

 

[butterflymel]

I have a friend who told me (after several glasses) that she calls her husband's Justin.

 

[fma20fma]

cobra

 

[HampshireBoy]

I am sure she cute nonetheless.

Very cute and probably the best fuck that I've ever had, complete trust on both sides and no limits.

 

[Littlebeau]

Oh, dang. since mine had real men she started calling mine, your little thingy really rubbing it in sometimes making me worship her feet. I loved it, too.

 

[RedKitty22]

Mine.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

‘Little ____’. If the boy’s name is Jim, it would be ‘Little Jimmy’.

 

[Wonderer67]

My wife likes the word schlong. She wants to start a badass heavy metal all girl band called Schlöng. (Not really but we always joke about it) ;-)

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Mine.

Lol!

 

[littlecordelera]

I refer to my husband's as "your little sprout," or "your little penis." With the guys I date, I use the word, "cock."

 

[Bigspurt]

I refer to my husband's as "your little sprout," or "your little penis." With the guys I date, I use the word, "cock."

So, your husband must be on the smaller side? Is that a supporting factor in your "dating"?

 

[littlecordelera]

So, your husband must be on the smaller side? Is that a supporting factor in your "dating"?

Yes, my husband has a small penis. As he was becoming sexually active, a few girls commented on his small size, and ever since then he has been very self conscious about it. Now it is a major factor in why we live a cuckold lifestyle, but it is only part of the reason for my dating. I've known since long before we got married that I would never be monogamous. (My husband was well aware of this before we got married.) So, yes, his small penis is a supporting factor in my dating, but it is not the only factor.

 

[slutindianwife]

lund

 

[Scareltt]

Yes, my husband has a small penis. As he was becoming sexually active, a few girls commented on his small size, and ever since then he has been very self conscious about it. Now it is a major factor in why we live a cuckold lifestyle, but it is only part of the reason for my dating. I've known since long before we got married that I would never be monogamous. (My husband was well aware of this before we got married.) So, yes, his small penis is a supporting factor in my dating, but it is not the only factor.

There’s never just one reason for a married woman to date. It’s always several factors.