The Weirdest Way You've Used X

[cheekygirl75]

The Weirdest Way You've Used X

I had a conversation recently with another Lit woman about how it's fairly common for girls to use whatever is around when they start masturbating... especially, I think, if we've started earlier, like around middle school age - before it would be possible to buy any sex toys.

One thing this Litster mentioned was a hairbrush handle, which I agreed I'd done, too. And I had a friend who told me she used a jump rope handle.

So it got me thinking - what are creative ways you've used regular household objects? It doesn't have to be as a sex toy, just in any way the object isn't meant to be used.

The hairbrush handle is mine... what's yours?

 

[Jake069258]

Isn't the obvious answer for all men??? warm apple pie... haha.

 

[Sundayschild]

Isn't the obvious answer for all men??? warm apple pie... haha.

Apparently in the trenches in World War 1 they used a jar of earthworms

 

[Jake069258]

Apparently in the trenches in World War 1 they used a jar of earthworms

I'm glad I wasn't there

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm glad I wasn't there

That's what the worms said

 

[Jake069258]

That's what the worms said

Ouch... haha. Well said

 

[Chillygirl]

Apparently in the trenches in World War 1 they used a jar of earthworms

Oh god...why do you know that? Is it really considered a household item? Have you tried it?

I have used a flashlight....

 

[WerdNerd]

Well this thread has taken a weird turn. Lol

A pressure washer. I was pressure washing my back patio a few weeks ago and the hose brushed up against the front of my shorts. I was commando under my shorts and the pulsating pressure washer hose felt very good when it rubbed against my cock. The first time it was an accident but the rest of the pressure washing was a lot of fun.

 

[cheekygirl75]

One of the very first times I ever cammed with a guy, I’m talking almost back in the days of ICQ, he used a wooden spoon handle up his arse and sadly ….I lost it. Sexy turned into fits of giggles and a ruined moment. To this day I can’t get that visual out of my mind; this super cute boy bent over with a spoon out his arse needing me to talk and be dirty on cam and all I can do is laugh at the cake mix I feel like he should be stirring. We eventually ended up meeting up in Peru, as backpackers, and I made it up to him but oh boy. What a moment.

I’m so mature.

I would have been right there with you! Oh wow…. That’s a pic that will stay in my head

 

[WerdNerd]

One of the very first times I ever cammed with a guy, I’m talking almost back in the days of ICQ, he used a wooden spoon handle up his arse and sadly ….I lost it. Sexy turned into fits of giggles and a ruined moment. To this day I can’t get that visual out of my mind; this super cute boy bent over with a spoon out his arse needing me to talk and be dirty on cam and all I can do is laugh at the cake mix I feel like he should be stirring. We eventually ended up meeting up in Peru, as backpackers, and I made it up to him but oh boy. What a moment.

I’m so mature.

I will never look at wooden spoons the same way again. That's just crazy. How could you not lose it?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, super bummed to learn this thread has nothing to do with doing Ecstasy.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

EXACTLY how I felt about the tailgating thread.

That dude sucks but I was ok with his tailgating.

 

[BongoGal]

And I had a friend who told me she used a jump rope handle.

I am imagining a two-person sleepover during which both think she is secretly getting off with a jump rope handle, not realizing that her counterpart is doing the same thing with the other handle.

 

[AficionadoAngel]

I was smoking some pot once from a glass pipe and became very aroused. I looked at the pipe, which was very smooth and had a bulbous end. Once thing led to another. If only the next person who used that pipe knew where it had been.

 

[BongoGal]

The hairbrush handle is mine... what's yours?

I eventually worked my way up to a tall, thin glass bottle that once held olive oil or something. I say thin, but it was the width of a spice bottle...pretty girthy for me. I took a long time to get it inside, but I eventually succeeded.

 

[CthuluLives]

My wife told me her mid/late teens would have her in a veg shop or in the local antique or bric a brac stores looking for bottles or other unusual shaped objects. She went past the antique shop window one day and saw this ornate glass almost cone shape which had little bumps, was for jewelry, rings, that kind of thing. Needless to say she bought it and then added those types of places where she would search out things.

Always been so jealous of being able to do things like that! Look at something and think I wonder what that would feel like?

 

[Sundayschild]

Oh god...why do you know that? Is it really considered a household item? Have you tried it?

I have used a flashlight....

Did you really ask me that...?

I'm more upset by the implication that I was in the WW1 trenches in my teens

 

[ydahecnot]

I was smoking some pot once from a glass pipe and became very aroused. I looked at the pipe, which was very smooth and had a bulbous end. Once thing led to another. If only the next person who used that pipe knew where it had been.

At least you didn’t bogart it

 

[Chillygirl]

Did you really ask me that...?

I'm more upset by the implication that I was in the WW1 trenches in my teens

You never answered me!!! Did you ever try it???

 

[Sundayschild]

You never answered me!!! Did you ever try it???

Couldn't find a big enough jar

 

[Anastasia1999]

Apparently an electric toothbrush makes a good sex toy.

I had a small East German clothes spinner that used to jump all around my student kitchen unless I sat on it. Hehehe, I used to love spinning my clothes in it until they were bone dry

 

[cheekygirl75]

Apparently an electric toothbrush makes a good sex toy.

I had a small East German clothes spinner that used to jump all around my student kitchen unless I sat on it. Hehehe, I used to love spinning my clothes in it until they were bone dry

I think you and @Brianna_38 have something in common! She's mentioned enjoying the spin cycle of her washing machine

 

[Diosax]

I really don't recall if I have used anything I got my first toy when I was 24 so before then I don't remember much.

I did recently bought a glass dildo that's shaped like a tongue with tentacles. I haven't use it though

 

[Anastasia1999]

I really don't recall if I have used anything I got my first toy when I was 24 so before then I don't remember much.

I did recently bought a glass dildo that's shaped like a tongue with tentacles. I haven't use it though

I got my first toy when I was 51

 

[Diosax]

I got my first toy when I was 51

I fucking love that! It's never late to explore toys!