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PrettyLilPussy19 said:
We are going to start the day with a morning prayer. On your knees everyone.

Dear Lit jesus,

Today we pray for all the penis havers, lord, who think their dicks matter more than their personalities. Show them lord, that a thoughtful PM will get them more puss than a blurry top down photo of their hairy little flesh cashews.
Lit lord, we also bring to you the litsters who are new and enthusiastic and full of life. Gaurd their hearts, and protect them from computer viruses.
Lastly, (G)god, I pray for the lit-somniacs running on caffeine and sexy 2am PMs. Keep them awake at work today, lord. But if they do fall asleep at their desks, keep their dream boners hidden from their coworkers.

It H/his name we pray,
Semen
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Hairy little flesh cashews?! You are so twisted and itā€™s fantastic.
 
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On your knees, it's time for midday prayers

Oh holey deity of deviance,

We approach the the throne today on behalf of those you don't have anything better to talk about than other people, lord. Please fill their lives and time with a hobby or some joy or some dick, heavenly Daddy.

Godde (because maybe Lit god isnt a cis straight white man... never mind this is Lit) Ahem, dear messiah, we bring to you attention whores. Not those unionized official Reaction Whore's, lord but those who love to brag what a certified grade A throat goat they are lord. I include myself in this, Jizzus. Give us this day, more cock to gobble and less time to talk about how we'd rather be knob slobbing.

Finally, lord, I pray for those who don't understand the pure joy of a good 69. Whisper to their hearts, your holy mantras - Teamwork makes the dream work, Hop up on this face, and Cum forth with living water.

Father, son, and wow that's kinky,
Semen.
 
Dear Dark Lord of Internet Dark Holes,

On this Thursday, bless all off us who overthink with the calm mind of post orgasmic bliss. Bless those of us with insecurities with the confidence of mediocre white men. And finally, bestow upon us sexy dreams, slippery shoulders, and true friends.

In your name I moan,
Semen
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
Dear Dark Lord of Internet Dark Holes,

On this Thursday, bless all off us who overthink with the calm mind of post orgasmic bliss. Bless those of us with insecurities with the confidence of mediocre white men. And finally, bestow upon us sexy dreams, slippery shoulders, and true friends.

In your name I moan,
Semen
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Are slippery shoulders a kink Iā€™m not privy to?!

*approaching googling black hole
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
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On your knees, it's time for midday prayers

Oh holey deity of deviance,

We approach the the throne today on behalf of those you don't have anything better to talk about than other people, lord. Please fill their lives and time with a hobby or some joy or some dick, heavenly Daddy.

Godde (because maybe Lit god isnt a cis straight white man... never mind this is Lit) Ahem, dear messiah, we bring to you attention whores. Not those unionized official Reaction Whore's, lord but those who love to brag what a certified grade A throat goat they are lord. I include myself in this, Jizzus. Give us this day, more cock to gobble and less time to talk about how we'd rather be knob slobbing.

Finally, lord, I pray for those who don't understand the pure joy of a good 69. Whisper to their hearts, your holy mantras - Teamwork makes the dream work, Hop up on this face, and Cum forth with living water.

Father, son, and wow that's kinky,
Semen.
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Oh no, that reminds me of the prayer times (5) in Saudi..........
 
ShyNaughtyGirl said:
Did someone ask for hot oil??



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How did I not know this was a thing?! I may be asking for volunteers when mine arrives in two days šŸ¤£

PrettyLilPussy19 said:
Now I'm just googling slippery girls šŸ˜
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Good friends share their finds!

ShyNaughtyGirl said:
Not great but Iā€™m in ā€œfake it till you make itā€ mode at the moment - and thanks Nevyn :)


If you come across a picture of me in a coconut bra, I can explain!
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Sorry to hear youā€™re having a tough time. Tell us what kind of smut or humor will cheer you up and weā€™ll deliver! I heard @Whiskeyjack is itching to take coconut bra selfies and @aussiegeekygal consistently delivers sexy as well as educational images šŸ¤£
 
Oh Saint of Sluts,

Today, because of the meme sent to me by the illustrious @ShyNaughtyGirl , today lord we bring to you the bi girls specifically and um... selfishly.

Lord help those beautiful women feel valid in their sexuality no matter who their partner at the moment is. Remind them, Wad God, that even though they are bouncing on thick, juicy clocks at night that they shouldn't feel guilty for rubbing one out imagining a pretty girl between their thighs.

Lord, help them balance the women that are just friends. Help ease thise bisexual angel's minds when they worry that their friends will worry that they are trying to flirt when they are just being friendly. Give their friends discerning minds. And, Lit lord, protect them from the straight girls who just want the ego boost of a girl finding them hot.

Finally, oracle of orgasms, bless the bi girls with courage and confidence to go after what they want. And thank you this day, for the supportive men who hype us up to go after our desires.

Yours in perversion,
Seven

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