šŸ”PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

Come to Australia PLP. We just got a new government that’s a whole lot more promising than the last. I’ll take you to a museum.
Lol I literally told my husband we should move to Australia and he made the very good observation that yall probably wouldn't have us!
But a girl can dream!

(Let me know if you need a roomiešŸ˜‰)
 
We are going to start the day with a morning prayer. On your knees everyone.

Dear Lit jesus,

Today we pray for all the penis havers, lord, who think their dicks matter more than their personalities. Show them lord, that a thoughtful PM will get them more puss than a blurry top down photo of their hairy little flesh cashews.
Lit lord, we also bring to you the litsters who are new and enthusiastic and full of life. Gaurd their hearts, and protect them from computer viruses.
Lastly, (G)god, I pray for the lit-somniacs running on caffeine and sexy 2am PMs. Keep them awake at work today, lord. But if they do fall asleep at their desks, keep their dream boners hidden from their coworkers.

It H/his name we pray,
Semen
 
We are going to start the day with a morning prayer. On your knees everyone.

Dear Lit jesus,

Today we pray for all the penis havers, lord, who think their dicks matter more than their personalities. Show them lord, that a thoughtful PM will get them more puss than a blurry top down photo of their hairy little flesh cashews.
Lit lord, we also bring to you the litsters who are new and enthusiastic and full of life. Gaurd their hearts, and protect them from computer viruses.
Lastly, (G)god, I pray for the lit-somniacs running on caffeine and sexy 2am PMs. Keep them awake at work today, lord. But if they do fall asleep at their desks, keep their dream boners hidden from their coworkers.

It H/his name we pray,
Semen

Anything that begins with getting on your knees and ends in semen is something I can get behind
 
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