Aussie's Self Pleasure Study Club

[peekingone]

Holy stamina, Batman.

I intentionally edge and edge and edge and edge. I think it counts if there's time in between. Totally different sensation and outcome in that case.

Were you ... raw?

anything for 6 hours on skin has a good chance of being raw

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I thought you were kinda subby?

Brats can be subby

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That area recovers fast!

I was looking for sausage peeling gifs and well... I got distracted by this:

https://www.supermoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/life-hacks6.gif

 

[default24]

I was looking for sausage peeling gifs and well... I got distracted by this:

https://www.supermoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/life-hacks6.gif

@Faralicious You hungry?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What’s the little stem?

An appetizer?

 

[default24]

What’s the little stem?

To the left of the counter behind the monkey pajamas

 

[base10]

Brats can be subby

I tend to think of them as almost always subby

 

[parker77]

That depends

How tall are you?

somewhere between Andrew Scott and Chris Hemsworth.

 

[base10]

Very subby.
Not cumming by the end of a session is a hard limit.
Dude. There are no rules that can’t be tweaked. Communication. The Big C.

I’ve never heard not cumming expressed as a limit.

But unless not being allowed to cum is a turn on for you, what’s the point then? We’re all here to have fun and get off

 

[Acktion]

Way, way back in the time that has mold and dust on the chronicles, this... other guy (can't really call him "a friend") asked me how often I masturbated. I asked, "what's that?"

He knocked me down and stood over me with balled fists, saying, "you know you do it. If you don't want to say, then just say you don't want to say. But, don't act stupid."

Really couldn't say which of us was more surprised when I boiled up off the ground and put him on his ass, and said, "I don't know what that word means. If you don't want to say, then don't say. But, don't be an asshole."

When he chased me down, he didn't beat my ass (which considering he was about a half foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier...). He explained.

In the following comedy of errors that lasted about a week, I would go home and try what he said, then come back and tell him I still didn't get it.

Until finally, I did.

Now, along about this same time, most "research" (such as it was... I'm lookin' at you, Cosmo) pretty much said that men just couldn't last long enough to satisfy a woman. So, there I was, still not really sure just what sex entailed, but absolutely certain I was going to lose some ephemeral future lover because I couldn't last long enough.

They really should have mentioned a specific time.

As it was, I "edged" (although I didn't know the specific term) for a minimum of an hour before cumming the first time. And then would make myself keep going (no refractory period allowed) until I came again. And again. Seven times total. All in an effort to last long enough for some ephemeral woman that I didn't even meet (much less meat) for several years.

Now that I think about it, I'd really like to thank that guy with a baseball bat for not once mentioning lubrication.

When I did actually get around to having sex the first time (callouses and all), it was an abysmal failure. Oh, I could last like a motherfu-... uh, that is to say, I had loads of endu-... I was The Energizer Bunny, alright?

But, the gal didn't orgasm. (Not to mention calling "enough" before I was halfway there.) And more, she'd never had an orgasm in her life. Not with me, not with the only other lover she'd been with. And not masturbating. Which, she never had.

While I sort of understood, remembering my own comedy of errors, I had the way wrong plumbing to "fully grok" as Michael Valentine Smith might say. So, like any good nerd-bookworm-turned-jock, I hit the library stacks. And eventually stumbled across the jackpot. And almost drowned when I tweaked the one-armed bandit just right.

Far from basking in the pleasure (or relief), she was mortified at the mess, assuming she'd peed on me. Kind of hard to blame her for that one, since I was under that mistaken impression, too. Neither of us had so much as heard of "squirting orgasm" at that point. (Go ahead and laugh, kids. Just keep in mind our Google was a card catalog and microfiche. And PornHup was a tattered Playboy found half-buried in a drainage ditch.)

Long story short (if it's not too late), it took two weeks of research and experimenting (not to mention investing in plastic sheets) to get her to the point she could relax enough to cum again. Probably another week or so to get her to masturbate for me.

These days?

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/413cQdpbxVL._AC_SY1000_.jpg

Toys (or tools, depending on whom is asked) make everything so-o-o-o much easier.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've done 6 hours before but it doesn't get default's recommendation. THAT hurt when I finished. Balls ached for like half an hour afterwards. Anything to get that nut, though. Amirite guys?

That's only if you let it go on way too long. Practice, practice, practice. Get those A+ orgasms

I thought edging was defined by stopping and starting. If you do it all in one session, isn’t that just defined as holding out as long as you can? In that case, I’ve certainly gone hours (not sure how many, timing it was never my focus), and yes, the big finale is epic, but I’m talking about yanking for awhile, then stopping, going on with my day and then yanking again with no release—that, to me, is edging. I don’t like doing it, as I said it makes my balls ache, but sometimes there isn’t time to finish, or to do the job the way it’s meant to be done. Sometimes I get too tired and choose sleep over orgasm. Then have achy balls.

 

[default24]

Very subby.
Not cumming by the end of a session is a hard limit.
Dude. There are no rules that can’t be tweaked. Communication. The Big C.

I thought the big C was cock?

 

[default24]

I thought edging was defined by stopping and starting. If you do it all in one session, isn’t that just defined as holding out as long as you can? In that case, I’ve certainly gone hours (not sure how many, timing it was never my focus), and yes, the big finale is epic, but I’m talking about yanking for awhile, then stopping, going on with my day and then yanking again with no release—that, to me, is edging. I don’t like doing it, as I said it makes my balls ache, but sometimes there isn’t time to finish, or to do the job the way it’s meant to be done. Sometimes I get too tired and choose sleep over orgasm. Then have achy balls.

Oh. Well yeah, I hate that . No thank you, sir. That's a recipe for disaster for right there, unless you're just mindlessly wanking for a few seconds and not allowing yourself to

 

[aussiegeekygal]

For some.

Hang on.
It's not?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ok. Yeah. Communication trumps cock

 

[default24]

Debatable! Cock can be a form of communication. It can express things. But can communication be cock? Checkmate, ladies.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Debatable! Cock can be a form of communication. It can express things. But can communication be cock? Checkmate, ladies.

I get wet when spoken to in certain ways.

Most cocks bore me.

 

[default24]

I get wet when spoken to in certain ways.

Most cocks bore me.

I don't know... sounds kinda circumstantial. "certain" "most"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I love a good moist reference from time to time.

That's how I separate the boys from the men.

 

[default24]

I love a good moist reference from time to time.

That's how I separate the boys from the men.

I separate them at 18 like the law says!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I love a good moist reference from time to time.

That's how I separate the boys from the men.

I put my lips against a moist muffin the other day and tickled the blueberry with my tongue. Everyone at Dunkin’ Donuts was super impressed. At least until they saw what I did to that tight little bagel. That’s when the cops arrived.

 

[Joxlrg]

I love a good moist reference from time to time.

That's how I separate the boys from the men.

The sight of her nether regions was as delightful as the beautiful Arethusa Orchid. Openly flowering and inviting. And only reaching from a moist region below !!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I put my lips against a moist muffin the other day and tickled the blueberry with my tongue. Everyone at Dunkin’ Donuts was super impressed. At least until they saw what I did to that tight little bagel. That’s when the cops arrived.

Did you add cream cheese in front of everyone like a rogue?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

nether regions

Why?!?!

Why do people say this?

Anyone want to fill me in on the etymology of this?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t know the actual answer, but I think nether region originally referred to hell. I’m just going to say that, in my experience, that part of the female anatomy has been anything but.

Agreed.

#moistheaven