Last Person to Win?

[Handley_Page]

Or send it out by VLF radio. He's into whales, apparently.

How did you know that my 'secretary' is a Blue Whale ?

 

[SamScribble]

How did you know that my 'secretary' is a Blue Whale ?

I got suspicious when I was taking the lunch orders. She asked for half a tonne of krill.

 

[Handley_Page]

I got suspicious when I was taking the lunch orders. She asked for half a tonne of krill.

Yeh; she's 'on a diet'

 

[SamScribble]

Yeh; she's 'on a diet'

I guess a whale has to watch her figure

 

[Handley_Page]

I guess a whale has to watch her figure

At a couple of hundred tons weight, She should !

 

[KinoKe]

At a couple of hundred tons weight, She should !

'Does my bum look big in this?'

 

[Handley_Page]

'Does my bum look big in this?'

And her boyfriend replied:- "No, but your tail's bigger. . . ."

 

[SamScribble]

And her boyfriend replied:- "No, but your tail's bigger. . . ."

Ah, yes. The tale of a tail told large.

 

[Handley_Page]

Ah, yes. The tale of a tail told large.

You simply cannot beat a real tall tale

 

[SamScribble]

You simply cannot beat a real tall tale

It was a dark and stormy night...

 

[Handley_Page]

It was a dark and stormy night...

. . . "And the Captain said to the Mate, 'tell us a story'. . . . .

 

[SamScribble]

. . . "And the Captain said to the Mate, 'tell us a story'. . . . .

'Twas on the good ship Venus...

 

[Rustyoznail]

Arr, Cap'n, let me sing you arrr tune. T'is be "Blow the man. Down."

Come all ye young ladies that live by the sea
To me weigh hey blow the man down
And pray pay attention and listen to me
Give me some time to blow the man down

I'm a buxom young lady just in from Hong Kong
To me weigh hey blow the man down
If you'll give me some gin I'll sing you a song
Give me some time to blow the man down

T'was on a Black Baller I first spent my time
To me weigh hey blow the man down
And on that Black Baller I split my divine
Give me some time to blow the man down

Well when the Black Baller twas ready for me
To me weigh hey blow the man down
You'd split your sides laughing at the sight that you’d see
Give me some time to blow the man down

With his hands on my head and me down on one knee
To me weigh hey blow the man down
The night was real dark and I just couldn’t see
Give me some time to blow the man down

T'is when the Black Baller is clear of his pants
To me weigh hey blow the man down
A lady does know she is in for romance
Give me some time to blow the man down

Lay aft is the cry to the break of my wall
To me weigh hey blow the man down
Then drink up the dregs from his big manly squall
Give me some time to blow the man down

T'is larboard and starboard on the deck you will sprawl
To me weigh hey blow the man down
For Captain Jack Williams commands his Black Ball
Give me some time to blow the man down

Aye first it's a kiss and then you’re all raw
To me weigh hey blow the man down
When you ship with a sailor who is the Black Ball
Give me some time to blow the man down
Blow the man down blow the man down
Give me some time to blow the man down

 

[Handley_Page]

Arr, Cap'n, let me sing you arrr tune. T'is be "Blow the man. Down."

Come all ye young ladies that live by the sea
To me weigh hey blow the man down
And pray pay attention and listen to me
Give me some time to blow the man down

I'm a buxom young lady just in from Hong Kong
To me weigh hey blow the man down
If you'll give me some gin I'll sing you a song
Give me some time to blow the man down

T'was on a Black Baller I first spent my time
To me weigh hey blow the man down
And on that Black Baller I split my divine
Give me some time to blow the man down

Well when the Black Baller twas ready for me
To me weigh hey blow the man down
You'd split your sides laughing at the sight that you’d see
Give me some time to blow the man down

With his hands on my head and me down on one knee
To me weigh hey blow the man down
The night was real dark and I just couldn’t see
Give me some time to blow the man down

T'is when the Black Baller is clear of his pants
To me weigh hey blow the man down
A lady does know she is in for romance
Give me some time to blow the man down

Lay aft is the cry to the break of my wall
To me weigh hey blow the man down
Then drink up the dregs from his big manly squall
Give me some time to blow the man down

T'is larboard and starboard on the deck you will sprawl
To me weigh hey blow the man down
For Captain Jack Williams commands his Black Ball
Give me some time to blow the man down

Aye first it's a kiss and then you’re all raw
To me weigh hey blow the man down
When you ship with a sailor who is the Black Ball
Give me some time to blow the man down
Blow the man down blow the man down
Give me some time to blow the man down

Well done.
I've never seen the words before

 

[Rustyoznail]

I wrote them.

 

[Handley_Page]

Cursive or caps ?

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Now I know what "Blow the man down" means ...

 

[SamScribble]

Now I know what "Blow the man down" means ...

Kinder than blowing the man up

 

[Handley_Page]

Kinder than blowing the man up

Yes.
Getting C4 is getting difficult these days

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Yes.
Getting C4 is getting difficult these days

Finding a decent supply of A4 isn't all that easy either ...

 

[SamScribble]

Finding a decent supply of A4 isn't all that easy either ...

'Ay for 'orses?

 

[Handley_Page]

Finding a decent supply of A4 isn't all that easy either ...

I found some in my local supermarket . . .

 

[_Lynn_]

Kinder than blowing the man up

I read that way differently than what you said.

 

[SamScribble]

I read that way differently than what you said.

Boom, boom

 

[Handley_Page]

Now I know what "Blow the man down" means ...

Try this one:-

Blow the man down