Mature Ladies At Church

[wifewatcher1997]

It would be nice to see some pictures that are just normal shots of people not knowing exactly what they are showing, but, unfortunately, we rarely, if ever see unstaged shots from church here. All of them are either photoshopped or professional ones.

Agree

I do like when you sometimes find the pics of the ladies that serve different roles and then you get the "behind closed door" pics. The old clothed/unclothed church ladies if you will.

 

[Corbie]

Did anyone see anything at church that was exciting and stiffening? Some nice lady bent over too far? skirt rode up a little too much?

 

[BillTheKatt90]

I didn't see anything in particular so I decided to push my wife's buttons a little.

We go to a conservative church that my wife grew up attending. She was wearing a very pretty, very modest, full-length, flowy spring dress. I put my hand on her clothed thigh a few minutes into services. I then slowly lifted up the front hem until I had access to her bare knee. Once I had skin-to-skin contact, I slowly edged my hand up her bare thigh. We were sitting on the end of the row so nobody could really see what I was doing.

When I was only a few inches away from my intended goal, she grabbed my wrist, crossed her legs tighter, and whispered "stop!" I could tell she was turned on, yet anxious, from the setting.

The whole process from when my hand went on her knee to where she stopped me feeling her up took about 10 minutes. I figured I could argue it was a real-time and real-life application of the boiling frog metaphor if she got upset. At home on the couch, this would have been a small and relatively insignificant thing. But its the little things that make a marriage strong and amazing, right?

Edit to add: we're in our late forties. She is petite, incredibly fit, and objectively hot, but always dresses modestly.

 

[Corbie]

I didn't see anything in particular so I decided to push my wife's buttons a little.

We go to a conservative church that my wife grew up attending. She was wearing a very pretty, very modest, full-length, flowy spring dress. I put my hand on her clothed thigh a few minutes into services. I then slowly lifted up the front hem until I had access to her bare knee. Once I had skin-to-skin contact, I slowly edged my hand up her bare thigh. We were sitting on the end of the row so nobody could really see what I was doing.

When I was only a few inches away from my intended goal, she grabbed my wrist, crossed her legs tighter, and whispered "stop!" I could tell she was turned on, yet anxious, from the setting.

The whole process from when my hand went on her knee to where she stopped me feeling her up took about 10 minutes. I figured I could argue it was a real-time and real-life application of the boiling frog metaphor if she got upset. At home on the couch, this would have been a small and relatively insignificant thing. But its the little things that make a marriage strong and amazing, right?

Edit to add: we're in our late forties. She is petite, incredibly fit, and objectively hot, but always dresses modestly.

Did anything result from this after you got home?

 

[BillTheKatt90]

Did anything result from this after you got home?

Literally coitus interruptus.

With motors running from church, we were all over each other on the couch downstairs. We had the house alone because our teen son was working at his McJob and our teen daughter was at her boyfriend's family's home eating Easter dessert. Shirts (and her bra) were just coming off when our daughter unexpectedly came home with her boyfriend's house, with the boyfriend in tow, desperately wanting to talk to her mom about something insignificant. Then the two of them just wanted to hang out with us all evening. I appreciate that our daughter likes us, but mood and opportunity killed. Then I had to go to bed early enough to leave for work the next morning at 5:30.

Tonight, though...

 

[Corbie]

Literally coitus interruptus.

With motors running from church, we were all over each other on the couch downstairs. We had the house alone because our teen son was working at his McJob and our teen daughter was at her boyfriend's family's home eating Easter dessert. Shirts (and her bra) were just coming off when our daughter unexpectedly came home with her boyfriend's house, with the boyfriend in tow, desperately wanting to talk to her mom about something insignificant. Then the two of them just wanted to hang out with us all evening. I appreciate that our daughter likes us, but mood and opportunity killed. Then I had to go to bed early enough to leave for work the next morning at 5:30.

Tonight, though...

Good luck.

 

[BillTheKatt90]

Good luck.

Came home. She started her period, which is a no-go for her.
A few days later, she attacked me in the shower.

 

[Corbie]

You certainly went the long way around on that.

 

[Corbie]

Any heavenly visions of something you were supposed to see while you were at church today?

 

[Nylonian]

When I first found this thread about 4 years ago, shortly after it started, it seemed to be aimed at seeing something inadvertent at church, a glimpse when someone leaned over a little too far, her skirt rode up a little too far, things like that. I know there are some men and women to do dress provocatively in church.

But for me, the idea has been more along the original intent, what did you see you weren't supposed to see.

For me the one that stands out most, was also the most dangerous. One Sunday after the initial meeting was over, I was still in my pew, my head down, thinking on some things. As I raised my head I noticed the woman standing up a couple pew in front of me had a skirt that was a little more sheer than I think she realized it was. I raised my head all the way to see who it was, and it was my boss's wife, and he was standing next to her. They lived close by--only a couple blocks--and when the Sunday School started, she had changed her dress.

Sounds hot! Was she wearing nylons? Church really does seem to be nylon heaven.

 

[Nylonian]

So with Easter being tomorrow, there will be a lot of light, flowy fabrics at church, looser fitting skirts and dresses. Think you'll see anything? Tell us if you do.

So how was Easter? Any sightings? Sorry for the delayed question.

 

[Corbie]

Sounds hot! Was she wearing nylons? Church really does seem to be nylon heaven.

No she wasn't.

 

[Nylonian]

No she wasn't.

Ah well bummer. I'm sure it was still a very lovely sight.

 

[Corbie]

Ah well bummer. I'm sure it was still a very lovely sight.

It was nice, but given that it was my boss's wife and he was standing next to her it was embarrassing as hell.

 

[Nylonian]

It was nice, but given that it was my boss's wife and he was standing next to her it was embarrassing as hell.

I thrive and feed on awkwardness these days so I wouldn't have mind.

 

[Corbie]

Moving up for Sunday again.

 

[BillTheKatt90]

I wish there were more hot moments at church, but there are no good places to hide at our chapel so no good pics or stories. She was wearing a just-barely-long-enough-for-conservative-church wrap dress yesterday, which she looked smoking hot in. Maybe I can sneak a pic of her onto this board someday.

 

[EssexMan41]

https://s1.pictoa.com/media/galleries/018/400/01840054ad9d473e917/65729654ad9d4f07a0c.jpg

 

[Corbie]

I wish there were more hot moments at church, but there are no good places to hide at our chapel so no good pics or stories. She was wearing a just-barely-long-enough-for-conservative-church wrap dress yesterday, which she looked smoking hot in. Maybe I can sneak a pic of her onto this board someday.

That's part of what makes them so exciting, that they don't happen all the time.

 

[Samsacks]

I may have posted this earlier in the thread (I did start it after all). I used to play in the praise band at my church. The singers (mostly women) were front stage. It was a joy and a pleasure watching their asses every Sunday. Also, women were very flirty with me, since I was a singer and lead guitarist.

 

[Corbie]

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I may have posted this earlier in the thread (I did start it after all). I used to play in the praise band at my church. The singers (mostly women) were front stage. It was a joy and a pleasure watching their asses every Sunday. Also, women were very flirty with me, since I was a singer and lead guitarist.

The first post that was made in this group was by KashAlmighty5, who joined in 2018, and it shows you've been here since 2014.

 

[lt1nut]

Wifes? Learn to spell!

It's proper in Utah, ja? No? Eh? Right?

 

[lt1nut]

https://s1.pictoa.com/media/galleries/018/400/01840054ad9d473e917/65729654ad9d4f07a0c.jpg

She likes hanging out at church. I would gladly support her at the pulpit. Unless she prefers that I be a seeker...

Forgive me father, for I have sinned: my eyes were larger than my mouth and my hands. Also, she responded to "Mary" when I hailed her, is that bad? I mean, if she didn't, how would I know that my eyes were too big?

 

[Corbie]

What have light summer dresses given you a peek at during church this Sunday?

 

[BillTheKatt90]

Hard to listen to a talk about Jesus when this is sitting right next to me...

Also, wrap dresses are a huge weakness for me.

(I'm gonna delete this later today.)

(Edit to add: pic taken 5/22/22; wife is mid-forties)