Swannie's Random Stuff

[missswannie]

Are you doing something to make it glow? What's the trick?

Now I'm wondering if they all glow in the dark.

I don't think so, luminescent or phosphorescent? Couldn't say that definitively as I have had a few I couldn't find in the dark

How did I miss this amazing pic?

Have to keep an eye out.

Well timed

The trick is to only claim the ones that turn out and disavow the gigabytes of outtakes and failures.

Like your flirty fun

And that is what it is for me, body fun.

 

[Maxfun1]

or maybe the camera catches you as you're running back toward it, breasts bouncing and all. I'd like to see that one... please

 

[stevo098]

I did have something on under the jeans.

What a nice way to break up the morning grind! Love that view!

 

[stevo098]

Finally had some rain here over the weekend, the first for almost 6 months. I'm not used to the colder weather and the humidity made me frizz. Fortunately it warming up again for the second half of the week and over the Easter long weekend. I'll have to enjoy it as I need to get back into the plague world from this isolated zone on the edge of nowhere from the week after.

Lit still hasn't fixed the inline photos being visible publicly so you will have to work out which photos go with what.

Leading off with a point of order. I had a gentleman (not sure if i am misgendering and mispronouning someone but I don't care much for that) who was so offended by my arse that he sent not one but three messages critiquing its age and my possible set of balls that might hide within my underwear and that I should show them. In response, if you have something to say why not put it down in the thread. As you know I don't shy away from engaging with people. More to the point though, this is a place where we all come to have a bit of fun. If you don't have anything reasonably nice to say then keep it to yourself. There are others here that really do not need to hear negative stuff, so either join in, look silently, or just politely move on. Now as for my balls, I adore playing with a nice set of them and the associated equipment but alas my XX genome did not result in them. Scans have shown a nice set of ovaries in there and attached equipment, but you will have to take my word for that if you haven't got x-ray vision. I wonder what superman saw in people? In response though, I'll raise my little black dress and you can kiss my arse. Grow up.

I had to go south and take a look at a lithium mine. Largest deposit in the world, until the Serbian one comes online in future, maybe. Following that I drove over to Busselton to take the coast road home, but with a bit of sea fog and rain building I thought it would be fun to walk out to the end of the jetty there, almost 2km. Pretty cool signpost that confirms that I live light years away from everyone.

Green knickers for a presentation day. I was having breakfast and I could see my butt reflecting in the window behind. I'll have to try that stool as a prop for a better shot later on. A sparkly plug would probably be fun and not get swallowed up by my butt cheeks sitting like this. Overnight last night at the meeting hotel. It had a variable LED light in the bath like you get for pools. Green was ok, yellow made me look a bit off, purple was somehow sexy, red was a bit too much. Whatever colour it has to suit my mood to make me want to stay in there and enjoy it. Actually red made me think of submarine movies. Imagine being the only girl on a big tin can for months at a time. You wouldn't be a shy type thats for sure. Why did I suddenly think Starship Troopers shower scenes

Suns out today, so its a beach day offshore. Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay.

Enjoy your week.

Ohh my, those pics are on fire! Incredible!

 

[stevo098]

I didn't know it glowed in the dark. Wanna see a magic trick?

Please, indulge us

 

[knowhow7890]

Adorable baby possum. Lovely derriere... the bloke's interest is understandable.



Agree on "titties", but I find "boobs" and "boobies" to be even worse.

Oh that's interesting @AngelicaS1780 - boobs I always thought was playful and by far the 'nicest' - I wonder if this is a geographical interpretation? Bottoms, boobs are usually what I say...still never sure what to call the other...but usually say pussy - always interesting in what feels nicer from a female perspective.

As usual @missswannie your pictures delight, arouse and inform in relatively equal measures.

 

[missswannie]

Talking about magic tricks and hiding things...
I think it was the movie iRobot where the red light on meant an upload link was in operation.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Oh that's interesting @AngelicaS1780 - boobs I always thought was playful and by far the 'nicest' - I wonder if this is a geographical interpretation? Bottoms, boobs are usually what I say...still never sure what to call the other...but usually say pussy - always interesting in what feels nicer from a female perspective.

As usual @missswannie your pictures delight, arouse and inform in relatively equal measures.

I’m not sure if geography plays a role, but I always associate ‘boobs’ and ‘boobies’ with obnoxious preteen/teenage boys. As for slang terms, ‘tits’ is my favorite. Perhaps if ‘tits’ had been the word of choice for the, often mocking, comments made by such boys, then I would find it to be the off-putting term.

And then there’s the consideration of how each word sounds. ‘Boob’ has the same vowel sound as moo. It’s a heavier-sounding word. It’s not perky and light like ‘tit’.

It’s interesting to consider the language we choose and our reasons behind those choices. Bum and bottom are probably my most used terms. As for the other, depends on the context and the mood. For less intense moments, the UK/Aussie term ‘fanny’ isn’t a bad choice.

 

[Artfan2]

I don't think so, luminescent or phosphorescent? Couldn't say that definitively as I have had a few I couldn't find in the dark

Talking about magic tricks and hiding things...
I think it was the movie iRobot where the red light on meant an upload link was in operation.

Perhaps the species is evolving to where critical parts glow in the dark so that you can find them.

 

[Todger65]

Talking about magic tricks and hiding things...
I think it was the movie iRobot where the red light on meant an upload link was in operation.

Unless it disappears right inside, then it’s easy to find. Looks good.

 

[tnman03]

Talking about magic tricks and hiding things...
I think it was the movie iRobot where the red light on meant an upload link was in operation.

Lighting the plug receptacle I see.

Actually, that's a very well done, subtly played picture which is temptingly sexy.

 

[GoingBackToBed]

Talking about magic tricks and hiding things...
I think it was the movie iRobot where the red light on meant an upload link was in operation.

Um, not to be indelicate but what type of toy is that? I am starting to think that it wasn't Rudolph's nose that guided the other reindeer.

 

[zekuma]

Talking about magic tricks and hiding things...
I think it was the movie iRobot where the red light on meant an upload link was in operation.

That's fun, the upload is in operation. A Lush with its red light?

Moving the contrast has you in full view there, not quite dark means that you can have a peek. Just so long as you are ok with that, some will try. (Guilty)

 

[missswannie]

or maybe the camera catches you as you're running back toward it, breasts bouncing and all. I'd like to see that one... please

Tits left right up and down. Actually I have more north and south than east and west. it's not shyness when we grab them coming running out of the water, it is hand bra self preservation.

What a nice way to break up the morning grind! Love that view!

It happens...

Ohh my, those pics are on fire! Incredible!

Glad you enjoyed

Please, indulge us

At the right time

Oh that's interesting @AngelicaS1780 - boobs I always thought was playful and by far the 'nicest' - I wonder if this is a geographical interpretation? Bottoms, boobs are usually what I say...still never sure what to call the other...but usually say pussy - always interesting in what feels nicer from a female perspective.

As usual @missswannie your pictures delight, arouse and inform in relatively equal measures.

I’m not sure if geography plays a role, but I always associate ‘boobs’ and ‘boobies’ with obnoxious preteen/teenage boys. As for slang terms, ‘tits’ is my favorite. Perhaps if ‘tits’ had been the word of choice for the, often mocking, comments made by such boys, then I would find it to be the off-putting term.

And then there’s the consideration of how each word sounds. ‘Boob’ has the same vowel sound as moo. It’s a heavier-sounding word. It’s not perky and light like ‘tit’.

It’s interesting to consider the language we choose and our reasons behind those choices. Bum and bottom are probably my most used terms. As for the other, depends on the context and the mood. For less intense moments, the UK/Aussie term ‘fanny’ isn’t a bad choice.

It is fun to hear usage by region and by personal choice. There is a lot of language that is the choice of men but not necessarily by women talking about themselves. Mind you half the world has trouble talking about themselves so that doesn't help. Casual description, cheeky description and then the word you would shout out to a lover as to where to put it right now, are likely different.

Perhaps the species is evolving to where critical parts glow in the dark so that you can find them.

I'm hoping that the fingers can do the walking and find things in the dark, although a disturbingly large part of the population don't have a mind map of how we are built.

Unless it disappears right inside, then it’s easy to find. Looks good.

Nothing is lost forever

Lighting the plug receptacle I see.

Actually, that's a very well done, subtly played picture which is temptingly sexy.

Always subtle. It's all about the mind.

Um, not to be indelicate but what type of toy is that? I am starting to think that it wasn't Rudolph's nose that guided the other reindeer.

A Lush. The red tip is the antenna sticking out.

That's fun, the upload is in operation. A Lush with its red light?

Moving the contrast has you in full view there, not quite dark means that you can have a peek. Just so long as you are ok with that, some will try. (Guilty)

Yes a Lush.

I doubt you will find any surprises in the dark there. Pretty sure all is order.

 

[Joxlrg]

Tits left right up and down. Actually I have more north and south than east and west. it's not shyness when we grab them coming running out of the water, it is hand bra self preservation.

It happens...

Glad you enjoyed

At the right time



It is fun to hear usage by region and by personal choice. There is a lot of language that is the choice of men but not necessarily by women talking about themselves. Mind you half the world has trouble talking about themselves so that doesn't help. Casual description, cheeky description and then the word you would shout out to a lover as to where to put it right now, are likely different.

I'm hoping that the fingers can do the walking and find things in the dark, although a disturbingly large part of the population don't have a mind map of how we are built.

Nothing is lost forever

Always subtle. It's all about the mind.

A Lush. The red tip is the antenna sticking out.

Yes a Lush.

I doubt you will find any surprises in the dark there. Pretty sure all is order.

Wish I had the address to talk to that special toy!!
Lucky person that can !!!

 

[Awaywego]

Talking about magic tricks and hiding things...
I think it was the movie iRobot where the red light on meant an upload link was in operation.

Oh my! Hope "upload" was completed and a successful "operation"

 

[knowhow7890]

I’m not sure if geography plays a role, but I always associate ‘boobs’ and ‘boobies’ with obnoxious preteen/teenage boys. As for slang terms, ‘tits’ is my favorite. Perhaps if ‘tits’ had been the word of choice for the, often mocking, comments made by such boys, then I would find it to be the off-putting term.

And then there’s the consideration of how each word sounds. ‘Boob’ has the same vowel sound as moo. It’s a heavier-sounding word. It’s not perky and light like ‘tit’.

It’s interesting to consider the language we choose and our reasons behind those choices. Bum and bottom are probably my most used terms. As for the other, depends on the context and the mood. For less intense moments, the UK/Aussie term ‘fanny’ isn’t a bad choice.

As you say, it's down to what was taken as a the mocking word in the part of the world (or even region) we're from. I feel the same about tit(s) as you do about boob. Tit was always used by children growing up to mock anyone, a very British thing maybe. Fanny is the word my grandmother would have used as an alternative to vagina and, as Miss Swannie indicated, it was the cause of much humour in primary school when hearing it used instead of bottom on US tv. In bed, in the heat of the moment, it's all about cock and cunt...the aggressive sounds match the primal, physical urges from us both.

The fact that sexually related words are used in derogotary terms says a lot about the shame associated with sex in days gone by, and by some still to this day. As Miss Swannie says, and as has been said many a time on Lit, if only people people felt content and positivity with their bodies and communciated to create a more open approach to sex, the world would find it easier to find the right words to describe our body parts and sexual acts.

 

[missswannie]

Wish I had the address to talk to that special toy!!
Lucky person that can !!!

Just paired to my phone and a Divinyls song.

Oh my! Hope "upload" was completed and a successful "operation"

It hit the spot. I am way more g-spot oriented than clit.

As you say, it's down to what was taken as a the mocking word in the part of the world (or even region) we're from. I feel the same about tit(s) as you do about boob. Tit was always used by children growing up to mock anyone, a very British thing maybe. Fanny is the word my grandmother would have used as an alternative to vagina and, as Miss Swannie indicated, it was the cause of much humour in primary school when hearing it used instead of bottom on US tv. In bed, in the heat of the moment, it's all about cock and cunt...the aggressive sounds match the primal, physical urges from us both.

The fact that sexually related words are used in derogotary terms says a lot about the shame associated with sex in days gone by, and by some still to this day. As Miss Swannie says, and as has been said many a time on Lit, if only people people felt content and positivity with their bodies and communciated to create a more open approach to sex, the world would find it easier to find the right words to describe our body parts and sexual acts.

I don't know about that, but maybe from an Oz perspective as we swear about anything anywhere anytime. You call each other "Hey xxxx" as a term of endearment so perhaps we are a bit more relaxed about parts as its in your face the whole day. I don't doubt that's the same in other parts vs less usage. Hence words are in usage all the time so its not too hard finding a word to describe what you want, if you are brave enough to be saying what you want. Dictionary words in discussion might just be a bit delicate, although if you speak different languages you have to start somewhere.

When I am over in Africa on mines there is a lot of Afrikaans getting thrown around from the Saffas, plus a mixture of other local languages blended in. "ma se poes" gets thrown around a fair bit, 'Your mum's vagina' to translate nicely. 'Jou poes' is a nice rejoinder, your cunt. Kont is the profanity. Kuma is the Kiswahili word, but I have trouble as my mind instantly goes to Japanese where kuma is bear, so trying to find it inside a great hairy mound that goes to sleep for half the year...

 

[Joxlrg]

Googling Divinyls
LOL
Oh iv'e heard them.. Guess I didn't really put the Band to the song.. I do now.. LOL

 

[missswannie]

Googling Divinyls
LOL
Oh iv'e heard them.. Guess I didn't really put the Band to the song.. I do now.. LOL

I have a bizarre memory of a Red Bull Air Race here where in the twilight prior to fireworks they had an F-111 on burners and fuel dump drop in low over the river and city, chased by two pairs of F-18s. The F-111 dropped over the escarpment to Johnny Warman's Screaming Jets, but for some reason after a couple of turns they all went vertical and the music changed to Divinyls "Science Fiction". Completely out of place.

 

[missswannie]

Dark skirt to the office today so I can go fresh air.

 

[Joxlrg]

Dark skirt to the office today so I can go fresh air

I am glad we have that one on one interview today

 

[Todger65]

Dark skirt to the office today so I can go fresh air.

Perfect for commando.

 

[TempSpawn]

Dark skirt to the office today so I can go fresh air.

Very sexy combo.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Dark skirt to the office today so I can go fresh air.

Fresh air and easy access! That’s why I like wearing a kilt on occasion.