Swannie's Random Stuff

[zekuma]

The batsignal... people used to do that with water paints too to make art. Might be called something else in other ends of the world

 

[missswannie]

The batsignal... people used to do that with water paints too to make art. Might be called something else in other ends of the world

I'm sure there was an artist that did a series of people sitting in pain then on paper and making bum and fanny outlines. Did a huge collage of them on a wall as an installation piece that is housed somewhere. You could go along and noone would know who's belonged to who. That would have been fun, I would have gone in for that.

“I'm not sure perfect is a good word. Even though a thong those ones tend to twist a bit.”

Well, I’d gladly help untwist them!
Thanks for engaging.

I am afraid nothing will save standard knickers from my arse. I could pull some on and by mid morning they would be up it. At least with thongs they are there by design, although if they twist they tend to try and disappear up your holes as well.
Engaging is what it is all about. Would you be able to look me in the eye and have the same conversation at a cocktail party? It would make for a more interesting cocktail party.

 

[missswannie]

Finally had some rain here over the weekend, the first for almost 6 months. I'm not used to the colder weather and the humidity made me frizz. Fortunately it warming up again for the second half of the week and over the Easter long weekend. I'll have to enjoy it as I need to get back into the plague world from this isolated zone on the edge of nowhere from the week after.

Lit still hasn't fixed the inline photos being visible publicly so you will have to work out which photos go with what.

Leading off with a point of order. I had a gentleman (not sure if i am misgendering and mispronouning someone but I don't care much for that) who was so offended by my arse that he sent not one but three messages critiquing its age and my possible set of balls that might hide within my underwear and that I should show them. In response, if you have something to say why not put it down in the thread. As you know I don't shy away from engaging with people. More to the point though, this is a place where we all come to have a bit of fun. If you don't have anything reasonably nice to say then keep it to yourself. There are others here that really do not need to hear negative stuff, so either join in, look silently, or just politely move on. Now as for my balls, I adore playing with a nice set of them and the associated equipment but alas my XX genome did not result in them. Scans have shown a nice set of ovaries in there and attached equipment, but you will have to take my word for that if you haven't got x-ray vision. I wonder what superman saw in people? In response though, I'll raise my little black dress and you can kiss my arse. Grow up.

I had to go south and take a look at a lithium mine. Largest deposit in the world, until the Serbian one comes online in future, maybe. Following that I drove over to Busselton to take the coast road home, but with a bit of sea fog and rain building I thought it would be fun to walk out to the end of the jetty there, almost 2km. Pretty cool signpost that confirms that I live light years away from everyone.

Green knickers for a presentation day. I was having breakfast and I could see my butt reflecting in the window behind. I'll have to try that stool as a prop for a better shot later on. A sparkly plug would probably be fun and not get swallowed up by my butt cheeks sitting like this. Overnight last night at the meeting hotel. It had a variable LED light in the bath like you get for pools. Green was ok, yellow made me look a bit off, purple was somehow sexy, red was a bit too much. Whatever colour it has to suit my mood to make me want to stay in there and enjoy it. Actually red made me think of submarine movies. Imagine being the only girl on a big tin can for months at a time. You wouldn't be a shy type thats for sure. Why did I suddenly think Starship Troopers shower scenes

Suns out today, so its a beach day offshore. Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay.

Enjoy your week.

 

[Todger65]

Obviously the guy requesting to see your meat and two veg, hasn’t bothered looking back at your pics, as it’s pretty obvious that you have nowhere to hide them. X-ray vision would be nice, I’m surprised someone hasn’t developed a pair of glasses that can clearly see through clothing.

Not sure about ‘mood lighting’ in bathrooms.

 

[Maxfun1]

I've got LOTS of reasonably nice things to say about you, so thanks for the pics and your words. And you "Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay." Now more excited, what kind of boat? And what goes on those rails on what looks like a dock???

 

[Joxlrg]

From a guy who could look you in the eyes and have a conversation all day if you had the time.. I think that connecting the minds is awesome.. I really do..
And was your bloke with you at the beach?? It just looks like a nice place to have such a conversation in my mind!!
Great pics.. I needed to be warmed up.. Still cold and crappy weather here
Thank You for the pics, and words

 

[Awaywego]

I did have something on under the jeans.

Yes, yes you did!

 

[tnman03]

Finally had some rain here over the weekend, the first for almost 6 months. I'm not used to the colder weather and the humidity made me frizz. Fortunately it warming up again for the second half of the week and over the Easter long weekend. I'll have to enjoy it as I need to get back into the plague world from this isolated zone on the edge of nowhere from the week after.

Lit still hasn't fixed the inline photos being visible publicly so you will have to work out which photos go with what.

Leading off with a point of order. I had a gentleman (not sure if i am misgendering and mispronouning someone but I don't care much for that) who was so offended by my arse that he sent not one but three messages critiquing its age and my possible set of balls that might hide within my underwear and that I should show them. In response, if you have something to say why not put it down in the thread. As you know I don't shy away from engaging with people. More to the point though, this is a place where we all come to have a bit of fun. If you don't have anything reasonably nice to say then keep it to yourself. There are others here that really do not need to hear negative stuff, so either join in, look silently, or just politely move on. Now as for my balls, I adore playing with a nice set of them and the associated equipment but alas my XX genome did not result in them. Scans have shown a nice set of ovaries in there and attached equipment, but you will have to take my word for that if you haven't got x-ray vision. I wonder what superman saw in people? In response though, I'll raise my little black dress and you can kiss my arse. Grow up.

I had to go south and take a look at a lithium mine. Largest deposit in the world, until the Serbian one comes online in future, maybe. Following that I drove over to Busselton to take the coast road home, but with a bit of sea fog and rain building I thought it would be fun to walk out to the end of the jetty there, almost 2km. Pretty cool signpost that confirms that I live light years away from everyone.

Green knickers for a presentation day. I was having breakfast and I could see my butt reflecting in the window behind. I'll have to try that stool as a prop for a better shot later on. A sparkly plug would probably be fun and not get swallowed up by my butt cheeks sitting like this. Overnight last night at the meeting hotel. It had a variable LED light in the bath like you get for pools. Green was ok, yellow made me look a bit off, purple was somehow sexy, red was a bit too much. Whatever colour it has to suit my mood to make me want to stay in there and enjoy it. Actually red made me think of submarine movies. Imagine being the only girl on a big tin can for months at a time. You wouldn't be a shy type thats for sure. Why did I suddenly think Starship Troopers shower scenes

Suns out today, so its a beach day offshore. Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay.

Enjoy your week.

These are all good pictures, I loved the LBD rearview and you seated in the chair. The city's sign and you on the beach were great, they brightened my day as I've been busy getting my sailboat ready to launch for the season. Playing with lights and light filters is always interesting.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Finally had some rain here over the weekend, the first for almost 6 months. I'm not used to the colder weather and the humidity made me frizz. Fortunately it warming up again for the second half of the week and over the Easter long weekend. I'll have to enjoy it as I need to get back into the plague world from this isolated zone on the edge of nowhere from the week after.

Lit still hasn't fixed the inline photos being visible publicly so you will have to work out which photos go with what.

Leading off with a point of order. I had a gentleman (not sure if i am misgendering and mispronouning someone but I don't care much for that) who was so offended by my arse that he sent not one but three messages critiquing its age and my possible set of balls that might hide within my underwear and that I should show them. In response, if you have something to say why not put it down in the thread. As you know I don't shy away from engaging with people. More to the point though, this is a place where we all come to have a bit of fun. If you don't have anything reasonably nice to say then keep it to yourself. There are others here that really do not need to hear negative stuff, so either join in, look silently, or just politely move on. Now as for my balls, I adore playing with a nice set of them and the associated equipment but alas my XX genome did not result in them. Scans have shown a nice set of ovaries in there and attached equipment, but you will have to take my word for that if you haven't got x-ray vision. I wonder what superman saw in people? In response though, I'll raise my little black dress and you can kiss my arse. Grow up.

I had to go south and take a look at a lithium mine. Largest deposit in the world, until the Serbian one comes online in future, maybe. Following that I drove over to Busselton to take the coast road home, but with a bit of sea fog and rain building I thought it would be fun to walk out to the end of the jetty there, almost 2km. Pretty cool signpost that confirms that I live light years away from everyone.

Green knickers for a presentation day. I was having breakfast and I could see my butt reflecting in the window behind. I'll have to try that stool as a prop for a better shot later on. A sparkly plug would probably be fun and not get swallowed up by my butt cheeks sitting like this. Overnight last night at the meeting hotel. It had a variable LED light in the bath like you get for pools. Green was ok, yellow made me look a bit off, purple was somehow sexy, red was a bit too much. Whatever colour it has to suit my mood to make me want to stay in there and enjoy it. Actually red made me think of submarine movies. Imagine being the only girl on a big tin can for months at a time. You wouldn't be a shy type thats for sure. Why did I suddenly think Starship Troopers shower scenes

Suns out today, so its a beach day offshore. Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay.

Enjoy your week.

Those mood lights create interesting silhouettes.

 

[missswannie]

Obviously the guy requesting to see your meat and two veg, hasn’t bothered looking back at your pics, as it’s pretty obvious that you have nowhere to hide them. X-ray vision would be nice, I’m surprised someone hasn’t developed a pair of glasses that can clearly see through clothing.

Not sure about ‘mood lighting’ in bathrooms.

If they are on a bloke then I have options on where they can hide in me, but not on me. I'm sure in his mind that he wished some on me but thats just not going to work.
X-ray vision - background scatter scanners are about the closest. We had them in the sorting operations at a mine in Africa. Pretty detailed as to what you can see, which is why they only gave generic representations to the TSA folk. The behind the scenes operators get an eyeful. But yes, in a theoretical world where you could see everything then what do you bother hiding. That was a Ben Elton book sub theme on woke. Clearly Lois Lane was well looked at, but all these teen superman offshoot series might have missed a subplot with hormones and the temptation to peek.
Some colours were ok, others were odd. The purple was about the best of the lot. I thought this morning that the green and bright blue were more like the underwater LED lights we have on the boat to light up the surrounding water at night

I've got LOTS of reasonably nice things to say about you, so thanks for the pics and your words. And you "Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay." Now more excited, what kind of boat? And what goes on those rails on what looks like a dock???

Probably a bigger boat than we need but comfortable with a few guests. More floating apartment than speedboat, but not slow if you don't cruise and push it. Filling it up with diesel in current times is a bit eye watering.
The Busselton jetty used to have a train taking goods out to ships a mile out to sea, but shipping is mostly from Bunbury port a bit further north now. They have an annual swim out to the end and back plus a lot of diving. There are a few navy ships deliberately scuttled as artificial reefs and diving attractions.

From a guy who could look you in the eyes and have a conversation all day if you had the time.. I think that connecting the minds is awesome.. I really do..
And was your bloke with you at the beach?? It just looks like a nice place to have such a conversation in my mind!!
Great pics.. I needed to be warmed up.. Still cold and crappy weather here
Thank You for the pics, and words

Yes bloke was at the beach. He was busy running things on his laptop but I only had conference calls for most so it was easy to work on the beach. A few solar panels on the beach shelter to keep the tech charged up when you don't have to walk it all the way in.

These are all good pictures, I loved the LBD rearview and you seated in the chair. The city's sign and you on the beach were great, they brightened my day as I've been busy getting my sailboat ready to launch for the season. Playing with lights and light filters is always interesting.

I haven't really played with the counter stools but have some ideas for the other thread now. The bath lights are in theory any colour you want them to be depending on your mood. We have them under the water on the boat to light things up at night, mostly in blue or green.

Those mood lights create interesting silhouettes.

In theory you could do some interesting shadow puppet stuff on the wall... Boobs the size of your head and blokes could try the king kong look.

I love your shares.
Focus on the positive- there’s always an idiot somewhere.
Great photos - especially the chair shot.
Thank you

I always focus high. Sometimes I put things out there as sunlight is the best disinfectant. Not everyone shrugs stuff off easily so best to nip some of these things in the bud.
The chair has turned out well. I thought I sat a bit flatter but obviously not when I lean forward a touch. I shall have to experiment with a better camera than the phone.

 

[golfernut]

Finally had some rain here over the weekend, the first for almost 6 months. I'm not used to the colder weather and the humidity made me frizz. Fortunately it warming up again for the second half of the week and over the Easter long weekend. I'll have to enjoy it as I need to get back into the plague world from this isolated zone on the edge of nowhere from the week after.

Lit still hasn't fixed the inline photos being visible publicly so you will have to work out which photos go with what.

Leading off with a point of order. I had a gentleman (not sure if i am misgendering and mispronouning someone but I don't care much for that) who was so offended by my arse that he sent not one but three messages critiquing its age and my possible set of balls that might hide within my underwear and that I should show them. In response, if you have something to say why not put it down in the thread. As you know I don't shy away from engaging with people. More to the point though, this is a place where we all come to have a bit of fun. If you don't have anything reasonably nice to say then keep it to yourself. There are others here that really do not need to hear negative stuff, so either join in, look silently, or just politely move on. Now as for my balls, I adore playing with a nice set of them and the associated equipment but alas my XX genome did not result in them. Scans have shown a nice set of ovaries in there and attached equipment, but you will have to take my word for that if you haven't got x-ray vision. I wonder what superman saw in people? In response though, I'll raise my little black dress and you can kiss my arse. Grow up.

I had to go south and take a look at a lithium mine. Largest deposit in the world, until the Serbian one comes online in future, maybe. Following that I drove over to Busselton to take the coast road home, but with a bit of sea fog and rain building I thought it would be fun to walk out to the end of the jetty there, almost 2km. Pretty cool signpost that confirms that I live light years away from everyone.

Green knickers for a presentation day. I was having breakfast and I could see my butt reflecting in the window behind. I'll have to try that stool as a prop for a better shot later on. A sparkly plug would probably be fun and not get swallowed up by my butt cheeks sitting like this. Overnight last night at the meeting hotel. It had a variable LED light in the bath like you get for pools. Green was ok, yellow made me look a bit off, purple was somehow sexy, red was a bit too much. Whatever colour it has to suit my mood to make me want to stay in there and enjoy it. Actually red made me think of submarine movies. Imagine being the only girl on a big tin can for months at a time. You wouldn't be a shy type thats for sure. Why did I suddenly think Starship Troopers shower scenes

Suns out today, so its a beach day offshore. Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay.

Enjoy your week.

How anybody can be offended my your ass is beyond me. You have a great ass. And I agree, if you don;t like a photo or poster, then just move on. The world is so full of hate and anger that it is nice to come here and lok at beautiful women sharing photos of their bodies.

 

[missswannie]

How anybody can be offended my your ass is beyond me. You have a great ass. And I agree, if you don;t like a photo or poster, then just move on. The world is so full of hate and anger that it is nice to come here and lok at beautiful women sharing photos of their bodies.

I don't mind whether people like it or not. If you don't then keep your opinion and move on. If you do and choose to engage, which I hope you do, then we shall have some fun. My primary enjoyment comes from creatively using my body to make a shot in the first place, and then pressing send which satisfies my exhibitionist urges. Following that the interaction with everyone. If you enjoy looking half as much as I enjoy showing then we are on a win-win.

Happy Passover, Happy Easter.

 

[golfernut]

I don't mind whether people like it or not. If you don't then keep your opinion and move on. If you do and choose to engage, which I hope you do, then we shall have some fun. My primary enjoyment comes from creatively using my body to make a shot in the first place, and then pressing send which satisfies my exhibitionist urges. Following that the interaction with everyone. If you enjoy looking half as much as I enjoy showing then we are on a win-win.

Happy Passover, Happy Easter.

I definitely enjoy looking.

 

[missswannie]

I didn't know it glowed in the dark. Wanna see a magic trick?

 

[Todger65]

I didn't know it glowed in the dark. Wanna see a magic trick?

That would be good, I wonder if it is bright enough to be seen through skin, like a torch does through a hand.

 

[Joxlrg]

I didn't know it glowed in the dark. Wanna see a magic trick?

I would love to see that magic trick

 

[Joxlrg]

Just a place outside of my storyline threads to post the odd pic or two when I am in the mood

Suns back out over in the West

Looks like a moon to me

 

[albertaboy]

I didn't know it glowed in the dark. Wanna see a magic trick?

Woo Hoo, oh yeah

 

[GoingBackToBed]

I didn't know it glowed in the dark. Wanna see a magic trick?

Nice Dark Knight reference.

 

[Awaywego]

Finally had some rain here over the weekend, the first for almost 6 months. I'm not used to the colder weather and the humidity made me frizz. Fortunately it warming up again for the second half of the week and over the Easter long weekend. I'll have to enjoy it as I need to get back into the plague world from this isolated zone on the edge of nowhere from the week after.

Lit still hasn't fixed the inline photos being visible publicly so you will have to work out which photos go with what.

Leading off with a point of order. I had a gentleman (not sure if i am misgendering and mispronouning someone but I don't care much for that) who was so offended by my arse that he sent not one but three messages critiquing its age and my possible set of balls that might hide within my underwear and that I should show them. In response, if you have something to say why not put it down in the thread. As you know I don't shy away from engaging with people. More to the point though, this is a place where we all come to have a bit of fun. If you don't have anything reasonably nice to say then keep it to yourself. There are others here that really do not need to hear negative stuff, so either join in, look silently, or just politely move on. Now as for my balls, I adore playing with a nice set of them and the associated equipment but alas my XX genome did not result in them. Scans have shown a nice set of ovaries in there and attached equipment, but you will have to take my word for that if you haven't got x-ray vision. I wonder what superman saw in people? In response though, I'll raise my little black dress and you can kiss my arse. Grow up.

I had to go south and take a look at a lithium mine. Largest deposit in the world, until the Serbian one comes online in future, maybe. Following that I drove over to Busselton to take the coast road home, but with a bit of sea fog and rain building I thought it would be fun to walk out to the end of the jetty there, almost 2km. Pretty cool signpost that confirms that I live light years away from everyone.

Green knickers for a presentation day. I was having breakfast and I could see my butt reflecting in the window behind. I'll have to try that stool as a prop for a better shot later on. A sparkly plug would probably be fun and not get swallowed up by my butt cheeks sitting like this. Overnight last night at the meeting hotel. It had a variable LED light in the bath like you get for pools. Green was ok, yellow made me look a bit off, purple was somehow sexy, red was a bit too much. Whatever colour it has to suit my mood to make me want to stay in there and enjoy it. Actually red made me think of submarine movies. Imagine being the only girl on a big tin can for months at a time. You wouldn't be a shy type thats for sure. Why did I suddenly think Starship Troopers shower scenes

Suns out today, so its a beach day offshore. Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay.

Enjoy your week.

The usual, where to start....somebody saw a "set of balls" must have bad vision. I see full lips! Those panties are great on you, did you do the meeting with those on alone below the desk? That is a thought. Love the beach view, can I have your life for just a day? Thank you for all.

 

[missswannie]

I definitely enjoy looking.

I enjoy you looking so that's a win-win

The force is strong with that one!
Give in to your feelings!
If you need a glamorous assistant for your ‘magic trick’ to make it disappear I imagine that you would not be short of offers!!
Thank you.

Can handle that one all by myself

That would be good, I wonder if it is bright enough to be seen through skin, like a torch does through a hand.

No its just luminescent. Disappears into the dark as you play.

I would love to see that magic trick

Lets see how I can angle that to keep it all tucked away.

Looks like a moon to me

The moon is out a lot over here

Woo Hoo, oh yeah

That's the lift to the chorus of "You're Fucking Awesome"

Nice Dark Knight reference.

We were only talking about bat symbols earlier

The usual, where to start....somebody saw a "set of balls" must have bad vision. I see full lips! Those panties are great on you, did you do the meeting with those on alone below the desk? That is a thought. Love the beach view, can I have your life for just a day? Thank you for all.

No they were under a dress. I didn't want to crease it sitting on it. Some warm weather dresses crease just as badly in the car so you change when you get there. Mostly you drive in another skirt but I have gone place to place in just my knickers in order to try and save it. There are a couple of restaurants here were you can head off to the ladies lounge and the attendant will steam your dress while you wait.
My fanny is my fanny, that's how it is. I'm not that lippy. Everyone can interpret as they like, I just find a set of balls a bit to the extreme.
Beach views are always great, thats my balance, summer and winter. Salt air and salt water on me. You just have to live in the right place, but mind, the right place might not match the right work/family/other things. You can live on the end of the world and be happy doing 16 hour plane journeys until the planes don't fly. Then you only have beaches and outback!

 

[missswannie]

Big racket last night out the back. Finally found the culprits, a couple of possums trying to move in under the pool filter roof. Mum left the baby there while she was fighting with the others.

Coffee by the beach on this Easter monday holiday. Trying to read a book on the sofa just now and someone decides thats a great time to play with my arse. Phone rings and we are in limbo, are they going back up or are they coming off?

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Big racket last night out the back. Finally found the culprits, a couple of possums trying to move in under the pool filter roof. Mum left the baby there while she was fighting with the others.

Coffee by the beach on this Easter monday holiday. Trying to read a book on the sofa just now and someone decides thats a great time to play with my arse. Phone rings and we are in limbo, are they going back up or are they coming off?

I think it'd always be a good time to play with that ass. Take em off!

 

[GoingBackToBed]

Are Australian possums nice or are bitey/killy/poisonous/venomous like most Australian wildlife that imgur has me convinced I would not survive in Australia for an hour unassisted by local residents and/or medical professionals. (intentional run-on sentence)

 

[zekuma]

Big racket last night out the back. Finally found the culprits, a couple of possums trying to move in under the pool filter roof. Mum left the baby there while she was fighting with the others.

Coffee by the beach on this Easter monday holiday. Trying to read a book on the sofa just now and someone decides thats a great time to play with my arse. Phone rings and we are in limbo, are they going back up or are they coming off?

I am afraid if those pants were pulled down that far then they might as well come off, the genie is not going back into the bottle. You could get up onto your knees but just keep reading your book and not lose your place.