Swannie's Random Stuff

[Todger65]

Is that the baby up in the rafters. I’ve no idea of their size. Looks like your coffee has bum cheeks on top.

I think the pants would stay down, unless the phone call was someone saying they are on the way round to visit, but even then, could still be time for a quicki.

 

[Awaywego]

I enjoy you looking so that's a win-win

Can handle that one all by myself

No its just luminescent. Disappears into the dark as you play.

Lets see how I can angle that to keep it all tucked away.

The moon is out a lot over here

That's the lift to the chorus of "You're Fucking Awesome"

We were only talking about bat symbols earlier

No they were under a dress. I didn't want to crease it sitting on it. Some warm weather dresses crease just as badly in the car so you change when you get there. Mostly you drive in another skirt but I have gone place to place in just my knickers in order to try and save it. There are a couple of restaurants here were you can head off to the ladies lounge and the attendant will steam your dress while you wait.
My fanny is my fanny, that's how it is. I'm not that lippy. Everyone can interpret as they like, I just find a set of balls a bit to the extreme.
Beach views are always great, thats my balance, summer and winter. Salt air and salt water on me. You just have to live in the right place, but mind, the right place might not match the right work/family/other things. You can live on the end of the world and be happy doing 16 hour plane journeys until the planes don't fly. Then you only have beaches and outback!

Ahh thank you for the explanation, you are always straight up! Your fanny as I have made mention many times over the years is flawless, Thank you. As for the ocean, beach, and salt air, you are spot on, I live but 2 blocks off the sound and 2 miles to the ocean. It is and has been my go to for finding quiet, solace, and re-kindling for many years! Thank for all you share!

 

[missswannie]

I think it'd always be a good time to play with that ass. Take em off!

Pull them off

Are Australian possums nice or are bitey/killy/poisonous/venomous like most Australian wildlife that imgur has me convinced I would not survive in Australia for an hour unassisted by local residents and/or medical professionals. (intentional run-on sentence)

Yeah nah mate, possums don't hurt you they just eat the fruit off the trees, but make a racket in the roof.
For sure there are a few poisonous things here, but few apex predators. Just crocs and sharks really, maybe a dingo. No bears, lions, hippos etc.

I am afraid if those pants were pulled down that far then they might as well come off, the genie is not going back into the bottle. You could get up onto your knees but just keep reading your book and not lose your place.

Inevitably they have to come down. I don't like being half clothed and getting into it.

Is that the baby up in the rafters. I’ve no idea of their size. Looks like your coffee has bum cheeks on top.

I think the pants would stay down, unless the phone call was someone saying they are on the way round to visit, but even then, could still be time for a quicki.

The mum left the baby up there, she was there again in the morning. I don't really want them hanging around though. The python that lives in the hedge down the back might scare them off, although he's just a mice eater.
Phone wasn't, but the friends who just come around the back might catch a sight.

I rather feel that with them so far down that I would not want them going back or have the will power to stop after revealing your great rear!

Interested to know what happened!

The inevitable happened. Too easy to press my buttons.

 

[fireymatt]

Finally had some rain here over the weekend, the first for almost 6 months. I'm not used to the colder weather and the humidity made me frizz. Fortunately it warming up again for the second half of the week and over the Easter long weekend. I'll have to enjoy it as I need to get back into the plague world from this isolated zone on the edge of nowhere from the week after.

Lit still hasn't fixed the inline photos being visible publicly so you will have to work out which photos go with what.

Leading off with a point of order. I had a gentleman (not sure if i am misgendering and mispronouning someone but I don't care much for that) who was so offended by my arse that he sent not one but three messages critiquing its age and my possible set of balls that might hide within my underwear and that I should show them. In response, if you have something to say why not put it down in the thread. As you know I don't shy away from engaging with people. More to the point though, this is a place where we all come to have a bit of fun. If you don't have anything reasonably nice to say then keep it to yourself. There are others here that really do not need to hear negative stuff, so either join in, look silently, or just politely move on. Now as for my balls, I adore playing with a nice set of them and the associated equipment but alas my XX genome did not result in them. Scans have shown a nice set of ovaries in there and attached equipment, but you will have to take my word for that if you haven't got x-ray vision. I wonder what superman saw in people? In response though, I'll raise my little black dress and you can kiss my arse. Grow up.

I had to go south and take a look at a lithium mine. Largest deposit in the world, until the Serbian one comes online in future, maybe. Following that I drove over to Busselton to take the coast road home, but with a bit of sea fog and rain building I thought it would be fun to walk out to the end of the jetty there, almost 2km. Pretty cool signpost that confirms that I live light years away from everyone.

Green knickers for a presentation day. I was having breakfast and I could see my butt reflecting in the window behind. I'll have to try that stool as a prop for a better shot later on. A sparkly plug would probably be fun and not get swallowed up by my butt cheeks sitting like this. Overnight last night at the meeting hotel. It had a variable LED light in the bath like you get for pools. Green was ok, yellow made me look a bit off, purple was somehow sexy, red was a bit too much. Whatever colour it has to suit my mood to make me want to stay in there and enjoy it. Actually red made me think of submarine movies. Imagine being the only girl on a big tin can for months at a time. You wouldn't be a shy type thats for sure. Why did I suddenly think Starship Troopers shower scenes

Suns out today, so its a beach day offshore. Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay.

Enjoy your week.

Stunning...... even the indoor pics! lol

 

[missswannie]

Ahh thank you for the explanation, you are always straight up! Your fanny as I have made mention many times over the years is flawless, Thank you. As for the ocean, beach, and salt air, you are spot on, I live but 2 blocks off the sound and 2 miles to the ocean. It is and has been my go to for finding quiet, solace, and re-kindling for many years! Thank for all you share!

Ah now do you mean the American fanny or the Australian and English fanny? Probably why we all laugh at the word fanny-pack because on first hearing it we have no idea where it should go. Not that I always use the word fanny to describe my own body parts, I just enjoy the ambiguity and amusement of it in here. Vaginas, vulvas, pussies, cunts, holes, fanny; its almost like the whole Voldamort, he-who-shall-not-be-named thing. If you were talking about your vagina/vulva at a bbq with other people then what would you casually call it? A couple of friends of mine many decades ago decided to give theirs names so that they could casually carry on a conversation. There was a re-run of the Brady Bunch going on at the time, hence Carol, Marsha, Jan and Cindy got a run, although in hindsight

Stunning...... even the indoor pics! lol

Yes I even take pics indoors. Still a bit of summer weather to go yet so don't worry

 

[Awaywego]

Ah now do you mean the American fanny or the Australian and English fanny? Probably why we all laugh at the word fanny-pack because on first hearing it we have no idea where it should go. Not that I always use the word fanny to describe my own body parts, I just enjoy the ambiguity and amusement of it in here. Vaginas, vulvas, pussies, cunts, holes, fanny; its almost like the whole Voldamort, he-who-shall-not-be-named thing. If you were talking about your vagina/vulva at a bbq with other people then what would you casually call it? A couple of friends of mine many decades ago decided to give theirs names so that they could casually carry on a conversation. There was a re-run of the Brady Bunch going on at the time, hence Carol, Marsha, Jan and Cindy got a run, although in hindsight

Yes I even take pics indoors. Still a bit of summer weather to go yet so don't worry

My partner and I prefer Mister and Ma'am and can work those in pretty easy. Other than that it is just plain, what they are when it's just us except titties she does not like that word for some reason and I don't argue.

 

[missswannie]

My partner and I prefer Mister and Ma'am and can work those in pretty easy. Other than that it is just plain, what they are when it's just us except titties she does not like that word for some reason and I don't argue.

Agree on the titties, I just can't work that one into the adult vocab.

that bottom is just divine!

I'll take that

 

[toben3297]

Big racket last night out the back. Finally found the culprits, a couple of possums trying to move in under the pool filter roof. Mum left the baby there while she was fighting with the others.

Coffee by the beach on this Easter monday holiday. Trying to read a book on the sofa just now and someone decides thats a great time to play with my arse. Phone rings and we are in limbo, are they going back up or are they coming off?

oh my...what an amazing derriere!!!

 

[tnman03]

Big racket last night out the back. Finally found the culprits, a couple of possums trying to move in under the pool filter roof. Mum left the baby there while she was fighting with the others.

Coffee by the beach on this Easter monday holiday. Trying to read a book on the sofa just now and someone decides thats a great time to play with my arse. Phone rings and we are in limbo, are they going back up or are they coming off?

Possums look much different here in the Southeastern parts of the US. They have a hairless tail and are not even remotely cute. In fact, they're rather evil-looking and aren't well regarded. Now your bum on the other hand has all the right curves and ideal shape, very nice picture, you've always exhibited a beautiful figure.

 

[Joxlrg]

May I ask if you have heard from Hiroko lately ????
If you do.. Please tell her that her Lit friends said Hello

 

[missswannie]

oh my...what an amazing derriere!!!

Thank you, it smiles at compliments.

Possums look much different here in the Southeastern parts of the US. They have a hairless tail and are not even remotely cute. In fact, they're rather evil-looking and aren't well regarded. Now your bum on the other hand has all the right curves and ideal shape, very nice picture, you've always exhibited a beautiful figure.

Quite removed in their evolution. Possums here don't hear pythons dropping in on them from above. On the contrary, the US Opossum's ability to withstand mutiple rattlesnake bites is fascinating. That's a survival evolution.
Sometimes I get a good pic. Obviously you haven't seen me all guts hanging out, boobs drooping and underboob sweat rolling down.

May I ask if you have heard from Hiroko lately ????
If you do.. Please tell her that her Lit friends said Hello

I will pass that on to her

 

[Joxlrg]

Thank You
And great lighting on those shower pics.. It displayed exactly what you were intending

 

[tnman03]

Thank you, it smiles at compliments.

Quite removed in their evolution. Possums here don't hear pythons dropping in on them from above. On the contrary, the US Opossum's ability to withstand mutiple rattlesnake bites is fascinating. That's a survival evolution.
Sometimes I get a good pic. Obviously you haven't seen me all guts hanging out, boobs drooping and underboob sweat rolling down.

I will pass that on to her

Beauty is largely in the eye of the beholder and what the person being viewed might consider as faults are all the more appreciated as indicating life experiences. Posing to catch ideal angles and mask this or that is fine when you're doing a picture thread. But if someone has an interest any physical imperfections are meaningless as the admirer is more interested in the total person. You have a good mind and Witt, plus you're very attractive. People do notice these things.

 

[Jana4]

Big racket last night out the back. Finally found the culprits, a couple of possums trying to move in under the pool filter roof. Mum left the baby there while she was fighting with the others.

Coffee by the beach on this Easter monday holiday. Trying to read a book on the sofa just now and someone decides thats a great time to play with my arse. Phone rings and we are in limbo, are they going back up or are they coming off?

Sounds like a nice start to your week
I hope the rest will be as good and fun as your Monday

 

[missswannie]

Thank You
And great lighting on those shower pics.. It displayed exactly what you were intending

Yes. Its best to not just desaturate for a black and white, but to remove colours and leave saturation and other attributes. Maybe I will screen shot my settings one day.

Beauty is largely in the eye of the beholder and what the person being viewed might consider as faults are all the more appreciated as indicating life experiences. Posing to catch ideal angles and mask this or that is fine when you're doing a picture thread. But if someone has an interest any physical imperfections are meaningless as the admirer is more interested in the total person. You have a good mind and Witt, plus you're very attractive. People do notice these things.

I play in here, not just what I show but how I show it. I like to mix it up a bit and create. I don't mind one bit how I am built or turn out, but sometimes I will angle things and come up with something that it quite different than front on to the mirror.

Sounds like a nice start to your week
I hope the rest will be as good and fun as your Monday

Possibly not this week, although it is another long weekend and friday is looking pretty open. Still a nice 28C and blue skies so we will see what will happen. Admittedly, today was a late lunch down at the port city and that will be it for the day I think.

 

[RVB_1]

Finally had some rain here over the weekend, the first for almost 6 months. I'm not used to the colder weather and the humidity made me frizz. Fortunately it warming up again for the second half of the week and over the Easter long weekend. I'll have to enjoy it as I need to get back into the plague world from this isolated zone on the edge of nowhere from the week after.

Lit still hasn't fixed the inline photos being visible publicly so you will have to work out which photos go with what.

Leading off with a point of order. I had a gentleman (not sure if i am misgendering and mispronouning someone but I don't care much for that) who was so offended by my arse that he sent not one but three messages critiquing its age and my possible set of balls that might hide within my underwear and that I should show them. In response, if you have something to say why not put it down in the thread. As you know I don't shy away from engaging with people. More to the point though, this is a place where we all come to have a bit of fun. If you don't have anything reasonably nice to say then keep it to yourself. There are others here that really do not need to hear negative stuff, so either join in, look silently, or just politely move on. Now as for my balls, I adore playing with a nice set of them and the associated equipment but alas my XX genome did not result in them. Scans have shown a nice set of ovaries in there and attached equipment, but you will have to take my word for that if you haven't got x-ray vision. I wonder what superman saw in people? In response though, I'll raise my little black dress and you can kiss my arse. Grow up.

I had to go south and take a look at a lithium mine. Largest deposit in the world, until the Serbian one comes online in future, maybe. Following that I drove over to Busselton to take the coast road home, but with a bit of sea fog and rain building I thought it would be fun to walk out to the end of the jetty there, almost 2km. Pretty cool signpost that confirms that I live light years away from everyone.

Green knickers for a presentation day. I was having breakfast and I could see my butt reflecting in the window behind. I'll have to try that stool as a prop for a better shot later on. A sparkly plug would probably be fun and not get swallowed up by my butt cheeks sitting like this. Overnight last night at the meeting hotel. It had a variable LED light in the bath like you get for pools. Green was ok, yellow made me look a bit off, purple was somehow sexy, red was a bit too much. Whatever colour it has to suit my mood to make me want to stay in there and enjoy it. Actually red made me think of submarine movies. Imagine being the only girl on a big tin can for months at a time. You wouldn't be a shy type thats for sure. Why did I suddenly think Starship Troopers shower scenes

Suns out today, so its a beach day offshore. Moored the boat and then took the tender around to a nice deserted bay.

Enjoy your week.

Damn... sexy

 

[Mr_bogey]

Hello beautiful. Very excited to see you feeling artsy again. Loved the stirring in the creative musings thread as well.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Big racket last night out the back. Finally found the culprits, a couple of possums trying to move in under the pool filter roof. Mum left the baby there while she was fighting with the others.

Coffee by the beach on this Easter monday holiday. Trying to read a book on the sofa just now and someone decides thats a great time to play with my arse. Phone rings and we are in limbo, are they going back up or are they coming off?

Adorable baby possum. Lovely derriere... the bloke's interest is understandable.

Agree on the titties, I just can't work that one into the adult vocab.

I'll take that

Agree on "titties", but I find "boobs" and "boobies" to be even worse.

 

[RVB_1]

I didn't know it glowed in the dark. Wanna see a magic trick?

That would be fun

 

[RVB_1]

Big racket last night out the back. Finally found the culprits, a couple of possums trying to move in under the pool filter roof. Mum left the baby there while she was fighting with the others.

Coffee by the beach on this Easter monday holiday. Trying to read a book on the sofa just now and someone decides thats a great time to play with my arse. Phone rings and we are in limbo, are they going back up or are they coming off?

Going up or coming off??? Good question.

 

[missswannie]

Hello beautiful. Very excited to see you feeling artsy again. Loved the stirring in the creative musings thread as well.

Sometimes something works out OK, or I get an idea to play with. Looking at a new lumix camera with a larger than full frame sensor, sort of halfway between the Canon 5 and the Hasselblad. Tax time coming up and it's an equipment deduction.

Adorable baby possum. Lovely derriere... the bloke's interest is understandable.



Agree on "titties", but I find "boobs" and "boobies" to be even worse.

Admittedly I use boobs by default. Tits on occaisions. Diminutives of each are a bit funny coming from the mouths of adults, but hey, that's just my thoughts on it.

That would be fun

Always is. Not quite as fun as a glowstick or a torch but I'll leave my disappearing light perversions at that.

Going up or coming off??? Good question.

They weren't going up. It tends to be a one way street when he's involved, although he did a pretty good job when I had hurt both wrists.

 

[Artfan2]

I didn't know it glowed in the dark. Wanna see a magic trick?

Are you doing something to make it glow? What's the trick?

Now I'm wondering if they all glow in the dark.

 

[porkyrocket69]

I did have something on under the jeans.

How did I miss this amazing pic?

 

[RVB_1]

Set the timer, run down to the water, hopefully stay within frame or wonder if the camera has fallen over and taken a pic of your towel.

Well timed

 

[RVB_1]

Run back up the beach on the timer was more sand than me but for a bit of fun...

Like your flirty fun