Ask Me a Question v 12.26.2021

Right now, mainly the spring weather.

When was the last time you sang out loud and what did you sing?
Thursday morning - I sing a wake up song to make my kids actually get out of bed (my singing is so bad and I sing until they are up!)

What’s your favorite road trip snack?
 
Thursday morning - I sing a wake up song to make my kids actually get out of bed (my singing is so bad and I sing until they are up!)

What’s your favorite road trip snack?
If it's for a long day, it'll probably be a homemade trail mix. If it's a shorter one, homemade jerky.

Guess what? It's all HOMEMADE here, baby!

If you could have any single creature as a companion - alive or extinct - what would you choose?
 
I don't have any pets, so my only requirement is that it has to be a companion animal or creature that picks up it's own poop or used the bathroom. Paul doesn't pick up poop. So. it would have to be a poop-picking up creature. Maybe a centaur.

Do you like people watching in public places?
 
Yes. Public places are where the people are.

Between ABC, NBC, CBS, and FOX, how many shows do you watch with regularity in an average week?
None. (I'm not really a TV person - when I turn the TV on it's usually to watch a movie.)

How many hours of TV a week would you estimate you watch?
 
How many hours of TV a week would you estimate you watch?
Monday through Friday, I now watch two hours because I started following a couple of shows. On the weekends, it depends where I am.

What pet peeve do you have but keep quiet about lest others think you are a whiny dink?
 
What pet peeve do you have but keep quiet about lest others think you are a whiny dink?
A friend of mine puts comma splices in almost every email she sends me. I just grit my teeth.

Do you possess any nude photos of any of your exes?
 
Northeastern Ohio. I was working an event for a friend of mine there a few weeks ago.

When was the last time you were horny? (Or are you now??)
I’m going to go with right now.

What’s your favorite time of the day to masturbate?
 
Yesterday. In fairness it could be every day.

What do you use for stimulation when you masturbate
Nothing, just some ball touching with the other hand.

Do you prefer to masturbate yourself or if someone does it ?
 
Nothing, just some ball touching with the other hand.

Do you prefer to masturbate yourself or if someone does it ?
I can’t remember what it feels like to have somebody else do it!

Where is the strangest place you have fucked
 
I can’t remember what it feels like to have somebody else do it!

Where is the strangest place you have fucked
Bathroom of a tiny pub with a big queue waiting for us!

What was is the most horny you’ve been in a public place ?
 
Bathroom of a tiny pub with a big queue waiting for us!

What was is the most horny you’ve been in a public place ?
I wore my lush out to do errands one day. I remember being parked in a Walgreens parking lot and having an orgasm...so that horny 😉

Have you ever had sex in a store dressing room?
 
Just out of sight at a highway rest stop in Utah. Volcanic rocks everywhere. The occasional Mormon 😬

What musical instrument would you play if you could?
Ukulele

What’s one place you’ve always wanted to have sex or masturbate
 
Aerosmith's "Crazy" was both eye-opening and inspirational for me back in the day.

What was your last DIY project? How did it turn out?
Just spent the weekend teaching a friend how to install new locks and door sets. It went well.

What is next up on the DIY list?
 
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