Ask Me a Question v 12.26.2021

I know two people who report never having an orgasm. I don't know either of them well enough to delve into details.

Do you know anyone who has spontaneous orgasms? (I know one.)
 
I do not. That sounds terrifying and amazing. Trending towards terrifying though.

Would you rather have X-ray vision of people you find unattractive or everyone else have X-ray vision of you?
 
I do not. That sounds terrifying and amazing. Trending towards terrifying though.

Would you rather have X-ray vision of people you find unattractive or everyone else have X-ray vision of you?
I'd rather have the x-ray vision of unattractive people. People with an x-ray vision of me would be risking immediate and permanent damage to their eyesight. ;)

Would you rather come extremely hard or enjoy your favorite meal?
 
I'd rather have the x-ray vision of unattractive people. People with an x-ray vision of me would be risking immediate and permanent damage to their eyesight. ;)

Would you rather come extremely hard or enjoy your favorite meal?
Two very different pleasures in my book. I wouldn't trade either off in favor of the other.

What's exasperating you today?
 
Enjoying a favorite meal is much rarer....so meal.

Nothing so far.

Do you think you'll have sex in 2022 with someone you have not yet met?
Doubtful, unless I get a tattoo on my palm.

If the world named you Emperor/Empress today, what would be your first official act be?
 
Doubtful, unless I get a tattoo on my palm.

If the world named you Emperor/Empress today, what would be your first official act be?
Command the Swiss to give me bodyguards.

What did you want to poke with a sharp stick recently?
 
Command the Swiss to give me bodyguards.

What did you want to poke with a sharp stick recently?
A veterinarian who needs to get ‘on the stick’.

If you had to entertain someone for the evening, what would that be like?
 
People driving the wrong way in a parking lot! Makes me crazy!

What’s a rule did you have growing up that you still think was dumb?
 
People driving the wrong way in a parking lot! Makes me crazy!

What’s a rule did you have growing up that you still think was dumb?
I can't think of anything. My parents definitely raised free-range, organic kids. Pretty much our only rule was "try not to accidentally stab each other".

Did you have any strange customs in your family growing up?
 
I can't think of anything. My parents definitely raised free-range, organic kids. Pretty much our only rule was "try not to accidentally stab each other".

Did you have any strange customs in your family growing up?
I've been told that celebrating Christmas on the 24th and not doing the turkey thing was strange.

What made you smile today?
 
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
They wink knowingly at each other and go their separate ways.

What is one sexual act that most of your closest friends would be surprised you haven't engaged in?
 
They wink knowingly at each other and go their separate ways.

What is one sexual act that most of your closest friends would be surprised you haven't engaged in?
I think they may be more surprised about what I have engaged in.

What is the one sexual act that you most want to try but haven't.
 
Blood. Like extremely rough BDSM that draws blood

Would you rather have your coworkers/boss see your search history or your parents?
 
My parents for sure.

What physical feature of the opposite sex do you find most attractive?
 
My parents for sure.

What physical feature of the opposite sex do you find most attractive?
Eyes. Also smile, boobs, ass, hair. But eyes. A bright, captivating gaze melts me every time.

Does how people dress affect how you view them?
 
Being honest, yes it does, especially when out in public. I would never wear pajamas out, even to Walmart.

What are three of the most important character traits a person must have to connect with you?
 
Being honest, yes it does, especially when out in public. I would never wear pajamas out, even to Walmart.

What are three of the most important character traits a person must have to connect with you?
Confidence, humility, honesty

What is your least favorite quality/ character trait in a person.
 
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