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Brothers and Sisters we are gathered here today to discuss Gods power. Can he create a boulder so large that he can not lift it? Can he create a sphincter so tight that he couldn’t get his finger all up in there?
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Looks like someone's lending a finger push or more to making for a happier outcome to me.
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Does anyone know where that fingers been?
JerseyJade
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I am soooo going to Hell! 
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Adam wouldn’t touch it.
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anyone have an apple
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Shotgun!I am soooo going to Hell!
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At least you'll both go with smile on your faces. lol
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muddler35
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Bri can come along, but I called shotgun. Everyone heard it.
JerseyJade
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I'll be in good company anyway.
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sure when we're there lets just have a damn gang bang. Do all the shit we can't or won't do here. lmaoI'll be in good company anyway.
JerseyJade
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Don't lie.. having a pitchfork probing your ass turns you on, doesn't it?
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JJ and Bri. Missing and presumed fed.
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LMAO better than having a one horn up your ass and the other in well you get it. I don't want to go to hell to quick by saying pussy lolDon't lie.. having a pitchfork probing your ass turns you on, doesn't it?
JerseyJade
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You're already there, dude. You're already there!
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Bri, not to be presumptuous, but if you are serving breakfast at Jade’s in the morning, you might want to avoid the donuts with sprinkles. They give her an eye twitch. Weirdest thing. 
JerseyJade
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Don't count on this dude for help when he has sprinkled donuts.Bri, not to be presumptuous, but if you are serving breakfast at Jade’s in the morning, you might want to avoid the donuts with sprinkles. They give her an eye twitch. Weirdest thing.
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Are sprinkled donuts better than glazed or cream filled?Don't count on this dude for help when he has sprinkled donuts.
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View attachment 2134842
Yay! I found a way to afford gas for my car when it gets to be over $5 a gallon!
Yay! I found a way to afford gas for my car when it gets to be over $5 a gallon!
investor2020
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Well that's certainly a creative method of self-service at the gas station . . .
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do you say filler up? lolView attachment 2134842
Yay! I found a way to afford gas for my car when it gets to be over $5 a gallon!
JerseyJade
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A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.Well that's certainly a creative method of self-service at the gas station . . .
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