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[windar]

OK, this isn't a big deal, but I'm curious about this section near the bottom of the stories home page. It says "For Today's News Summaries, Click Here", but the latest story is from 2016.

So did people stop having sex in 2016? Stop having interesting sex? I have seen studies that say people are indeed having sex less frequently than in the past, but surely somebody out there is doing something worth reporting on???

 

[lovecraft68]

Just one of the many broken dead featured lying around the site.

Personally, I didn't pay any attention to the news, its all fake anyway

But I've been waiting for Aspasia Fern to answer my question since 2006

 

[windar]

Just one of the many broken dead featured lying around the site.

Personally, I didn't pay any attention to the news, its all fake anyway

But I've been waiting for Aspasia Fern to answer my question since 2006

I can answer your question. You are a sick, perverted bastard and should get professional help ASAP...

 

[Agiel]

I can answer your question. You are a sick, perverted bastard and should get professional help ASAP...

Diplomacy is not yet dead. But if you have something to say you should say it and not try to sugar coat it lol.

 

[lovecraft68]

I can answer your question. You are a sick, perverted bastard and should get professional help ASAP...

I'd take that personally...if it weren't true.

 

[Lifestyle66]

OK, this isn't a big deal, but I'm curious about this section near the bottom of the stories home page. It says "For Today's News Summaries, Click Here", but the latest story is from 2016.

So did people stop having sex in 2016? Stop having interesting sex? I have seen studies that say people are indeed having sex less frequently than in the past, but surely somebody out there is doing something worth reporting on???

BREAKING NEWS: A wife's latest testosterone and estrogen hormone pellets were replaced three weeks ago. Two weeks ago, the pellets took effect. She's been incredibly horny for the past two weeks, and past experience indicates this condition will continue for another eight weeks! The tired husband is seeking a cheap source of batteries for her toys, or to outsource for help to calm her. The husband said "My God! That woman could suck a golf ball through a garden house, but there's just nothing left in me!"

 

[john1414]

L line codes titill park in '89

 

[TheLobster]

A dead thread about a dead feature, how poetic.

 

[onehitwanda]

A dead thread about a dead feature, how poetic.

It's the circle of life.

 

[StillStunned]

It's the circle of life.

That sounds like an obstetrician's euphemism.

 

[onehitwanda]

That sounds like an obstetrician's euphemism.

It's the episiotomy knife that drives them insaaaaaane.

 

[StillStunned]

It's the episiotomy knife that drives them insaaaaaane.

I had to look up what an episiotomy was. One of those things that makes you wonder how anyone could ever think, "It'll be fine just this once, we don't need a condom."