the im not horny but wouldnt mind a chat about something else thread 2.0

[MedicalMuse]

Why do these forums always devolve to “show me your naked bits”? They’re nice and all, but I’m online for verbal stimulation.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Why do these forums always devolve to “show me your naked bits”? They’re nice and all, but I’m online for verbal stimulation.

Good question,let me know when you get an answer.Pleasure to meet you btw.

 

[theeonanist]

Why do these forums always devolve to “show me your naked bits”? They’re nice and all, but I’m online for verbal stimulation.

There’s a place for both, it is a sex site after all.

Want to see naked bits there’s the AmPics site.
Want flirty chat the playground is the place.
Intellectually stimulating, now that’s a unicorn!

ETA

You said verbal not intellectual. That might be easier

 

[MedicalMuse]

Good question,let me know when you get an answer.Pleasure to meet you btw.

Nice to meet you too

There’s a place for both, it is a sex site after all.

Want to see naked bits there’s the AmPics site.
Want flirty chat the playground is the place.
Intellectually stimulating, now that’s a unicorn!

ETA

You said verbal not intellectual. That might be easier

True that. I can roll with all kinds. Intellectual, witty and brash, crass and dirty… I don’t do mean or degrading. That’s just a waste of a good intellect. But if you can string words together to create images, verbal=intellectual.

What I mean is, if you just jump straight to getting after seeing me naked you’re going to miss a hell of a lot of fun in between.

 

[theeonanist]

Nice to meet you too



True that. I can roll with all kinds. Intellectual, witty and brash, crass and dirty… I don’t do mean or degrading. That’s just a waste of a good intellect. But if you can string words together to create images, verbal=intellectual.

What I mean is, if you just jump straight to getting after seeing me naked you’re going to miss a hell of a lot of fun in between.

You are speaking my language. The power to create those images in another’s head through well chosen words is an art form. I can’t say I’m an old master, but I’d certainly like to think of myself as a talented amateur.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

Might fuck around and ask to see some titties.

 

[MedicalMuse]

You are speaking my language. The power to create those images in another’s head through well chosen words is an art form. I can’t say I’m an old master, but I’d certainly like to think of myself as a talented amateur.

Might fuck around and ask to see some titties.

Why am I not surprised? Has anyone ever referred to you as a himbo? Asking for a friend.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

Why am I not surprised? Has anyone ever referred to you as a himbo? Asking for a friend.

Himbo, hobo, drunk, vagrant, wasted savant. Whatever the fuck.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Himbo, hobo, drunk, vagrant, wasted savant. Whatever the fuck.

As long as you’re aware.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Hi, I'm not horny but I am bored! What's everyone chatting about?

 

[theeonanist]

Hi, I'm not horny but I am bored! What's everyone chatting about?

Tits. No I’m kidding. We’re talking about the relative merits of the “hey show me your tits” approach to the longer relationship building approach. Having moved from the former in my youth, to the latter nowadays I think there’s merits to both but they both require understanding a little bit about your target.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Tits. No I’m kidding. We’re talking about the relative merits of the “hey show me your tits” approach to the longer relationship building approach. Having moved from the former in my youth, to the latter nowadays I think there’s merits to both but they both require understanding a little bit about your target.

Preach.
It depends on the mood.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Tits. No I’m kidding. We’re talking about the relative merits of the “hey show me your tits” approach to the longer relationship building approach. Having moved from the former in my youth, to the latter nowadays I think there’s merits to both but they both require understanding a little bit about your target.

Preach.
It depends on the mood.

That can be a tricky approach! I wonder if guys ever get random "show my your dick" requests from women. And if they do, how do they react?

 

[theeonanist]

That can be a tricky approach! I wonder if guys ever get random "show my your dick" requests from women. And if they do, how do they react?

This is what I meant about knowing your target. If I walked up to a 100 strangers one at a time in a bar and just said “show us yer tits”, 99x out of 100 I could quite rightly expect a slap round the mush. But for that 1/100, if you’ve paying any attention she has been eyeing up the blokes and being a bit flirty and has had a few drinks and such an approach might be taken in the overtly flirty way it was meant. It’s all about establishing a rapport within a context. And it’s never about actually wanting the person to show her tits. If it is, make that a 100/100 slaps.

 

[Youroldscotsman]

That can be a tricky approach! I wonder if guys ever get random "show my your dick" requests from women. And if they do, how do they react?

Yeah they do, and usually ends up with a definite nope.....I said usually

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

That can be a tricky approach! I wonder if guys ever get random "show my your dick" requests from women. And if they do, how do they react?

Yeah fucking daily skanks wanna see the dilsnick.

 

[DickandDoof]

That can be a tricky approach! I wonder if guys ever get random "show my your dick" requests from women. And if they do, how do they react?

I never have, but then it wouldn’t have made any difference because I don’t know how to post a photo on Lit except for my profile. Still contemplating what to use there.

 

[ashesatwork]

Gosh look at what I missed out on falling asleep early

 

[ashesatwork]

I need some umph... I want dips... I dont wanna spend a hour making them

 

[cheekygirl75]

I need some umph... I want dips... I dont wanna spend a hour making them

I feel your pain… I generally feel that way about cooking anything but I love food

 

[ashesatwork]

I feel your pain… I generally feel that way about cooking anything but I love food

Exactly I like food


Chicken Buffalo dip is in the crock pot...

Loaded guacamole is next

 

[theeonanist]

I feel your pain… I generally feel that way about cooking anything but I love food

I’m happy to cook! I love it. Name your favourite and I’ll see if I have the ingredients in.

 

[TunnelKing089]

I’m happy to cook! I love it. Name your favourite and I’ll see if I have the ingredients in.

Wow you might not be a sex craved maniac after all,actual chatting.

Good job

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

I’m making my grandfather’s Chili. Ohio native and Bengal’s fan. Recipe is 100 years old.

 

[ashesatwork]

I’m making my grandfather’s Chili. Ohio native and Bengal’s fan. Recipe is 100 years old.

Woah... 100 years old. This sounds interesting

As an ohio girl...

I dont hate the bengals..although I don't like Joe burrow... but that guy takes those sacks like a champ.

I think it's Stafford year...

Tonight's gonna be a good game I hope.