Confessions: What are yours? V2.

[Sundayschild]

It would go like this:

*me drunk on 3 beers cos that's all I can handle these days*

"Imma going to get my arse onto Lit and tell all these freaks my every damned thought"

As I log on, I think to myself, what do you want, Tal, really?

*my brain responds*

"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want"...

Twenty minutes later, Spice Girls is still autoplaying on Youtube whilst I'm snoring and drooling collapsed on the sofa.

THAT'S how I'd drunk post. Wouldn't even actually get to a damned thread.

In that case, log on first then start

Maybe there should be a Playground Bingo card? Take a drink every time you see:
Someone skips in a TPA thread
Someone gets the letter wrong in an ABC thread
A wannabe Dom posts something cringe
Someone misspells masturbating
6 or more last responses from the same poster in a row

Sure there's plenty more to add

 

[Mattentive]

ICT one of the worst Lit mistakes I ever made was saying that I liked to look at pics of cocks. Oh the horrors my inbox endured!!! But even though I may have PTSD from the experience, I can truly say I think I've seen ALL the shapes, colors and sizes. And I do feel qualified to give the following tips to all the men out there:

- if there's so much hair that one has to search for your cock, you might need a trim.
- if the hair down there can be braided and wrapped around your cock because it's so long, you might need a trim.
- please, no extreme close ups... people should not have to back away from the screen in order to focus their eyes.

Long hair is how mine hides from predators. And if I didn't hold the camera really close... never mind.

 

[Sundayschild]

Long hair is how mine hides from predators. And if I didn't hold the camera really close... never mind.

Like, the big alien dudes with the dreads?

 

[Acktion]

Like, the big alien dudes with the dreads?

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[Sundayschild]

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I'd hide from him...

 

[Mattentive]

^^^ Lol

Like, the big alien dudes with the dreads?

Maybe wanting to phone home is why it keeps pointing up.

 

[Sundayschild]

^^^ Lol



Maybe wanting to phone home is why it keeps pointing up.

Envisioning a less touching scene than Spielberg settled on.

 

[Mattentive]

Envisioning a less touching scene than Spielberg settled on.

...

 

[Lilsweet311]

ICT one of the worst Lit mistakes I ever made was saying that I liked to look at pics of cocks. Oh the horrors my inbox endured!!! But even though I may have PTSD from the experience, I can truly say I think I've seen ALL the shapes, colors and sizes. And I do feel qualified to give the following tips to all the men out there:

- if there's so much hair that one has to search for your cock, you might need a trim.
- if the hair down there can be braided and wrapped around your cock because it's so long, you might need a trim.
- please, no extreme close ups... people should not have to back away from the screen in order to focus their eyes.

I completely agree with this!!! Right on girl!!

 

[Daisy_Love]

ICT made me spit my tea out
ICT Bambi will be verrry careful for what she asks for now
And ICT I think most women will agree with her advice

 

[theeonanist]

ICT made me spit my tea out
ICT Bambi will be verrry careful for what she asks for now
And ICT I think most women will agree with her advice

I confess to quite liking my fur.

And I’d never tell a woman how to wear hers.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I confess to quite liking my fur.

And I’d never tell a woman how to wear hers.

Each to their own
I don’t think Bambi was telling any one guy
Just advice and preference

 

[Mattentive]

.....

 

[theeonanist]

Each to their own
I don’t think Bambi was telling any one guy
Just advice and preference

I get it, but my preference is how that person wants to wear it. It’s their muff, not mine. I’ll leave the advice, thank you.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I get it, but my preference is how that person wants to wear it. It’s their muff, not mine. I’ll leave the advice, thank you.

Absolutely.
But I do think it was meant to be tongue in cheek.
Nobody said you had to take the advice it’s a preference. Everyone is allowed one.
We’re all individuals, we all like different things and wouldn’t the world be a boring place otherwise?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I confess to quite liking my fur.

And I’d never tell a woman how to wear hers.

Keep your Fur. Many women prefer it.
ICT- I am the same. I'd never kick anyone out of bed for their grooming preferences.
IACT- I tend to do whatever my partner prefers. So I've rocked all the looks lol

 

[Daisy_Love]

“Not ALL women.”

Exactly why I said most
I didn’t say I didn’t like the fur
I like the fur just not out of control fur

 

[AmberLGreen]

IACT- I tend to do whatever my partner prefers. So I've rocked all the looks lol

Is there a styling album available?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Is there a styling album available?

I just go into the Salons and look through their hair magazines. You should have seen my Vag in the 80s

 

[Daisy_Love]

How do you floss, Daisy?

I’m old school (read: old!) I like fur, I think it’s sexy and masculine, and i love to rub my face in it, but if a man I wanted shaved, I’d deal. Men have body image issues just like we do.

This being said, it is a lot different to get a whole bunch of unknown dicks in your inbox, bald or furry, than being with someone you care about.

Tink made a penis collage once. We should dig it up.

Oh we should definitely dig that up. Just as everyone prefers different sizes, shapes, fur, no fur, blonde, red, brunette etc etc comes down to personal choice. My childish sense of humour needs to be locked away sometimes. I laughed at how she said it.

It’s definitely a lot different from a whole bunch of random cocks in your box.

 

[theeonanist]

You’re right Daisy, it was just meant to be funny but it seems like nobody on here wants humor anymore. Someone has always got to be offended. I never said I didn’t want any hair, I was definitely being tongue in cheek.

Oh what did I start?

ICT not seeing the humour in your post. It read to me like a diatribe against hair and I got a little defensive. I shouldn’t have, because Daisy’s right everyone has their preferences and that’s what makes things interesting.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You could always work from a old CarpetRight catalogue?

"Springy coir matting, nice and durable? Or do you prefer the full flotaki, Madam?"

Axminster for durability, shagpile for fun.

Good to see you

 

[theeonanist]

Most of the time when I don’t see the humor in something, I just keep scrolling until I find something that does make me laugh. It was actually quite the opposite of my preferences, but generally I can see things from multiple angles without taking things personally.

You are right and I’ve become quite adept in not engaging with posts I don’t agree. But sometimes, I don’t know why - maybe it’s the mood I’m in or something about the post itself - I get triggered. Your post triggered me and of course it shouldn’t have. I apologise.

 

[TemptingSirena]

I once become too friendly with someone I shouldn't have...for about a year! X

 

[AmberLGreen]

I just go into the Salons and look through their hair magazines. You should have seen my Vag in the 80s

I bet the mullet look got you extra attention

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